Celtic Banter Archive January 17 2012

17 Jan 2012 23:03:46
could someone remind me did rangers win a euro trophy cos i cant see cup winners cup in euro competion? green jhedi

17 Jan 2012 21:18:39
Bhaldrick, your song title earlier gave me an idea
how about Mr Whyte releasing this album?
I'M a Stranger in Paradise
Cry Me a River (over mounting debts)
I Don't stand a ghost of a chance with you (HMRC)
I've got YOU under my skin (HMRC again)
The best things in life are free (Bears signing policy)
Send in the Clowns (Rangers squad)

Feel free to add your own songs bhoys to album
Timalloy

Going Underground - The Jam
Fade Away - Oasis
Ashes To Ashes --David Bowie

Bhaldrick

Taxman the Beatles - lol

Lies lies lies the thomson twins

Embarrassment- Madness

Living on a prayer - bon jovie
hard habbit to break - chicago
should i stay or should i go know - clash
dont dream its over - crowded house
blasphemous rumours - depeche mode
Steviebhoy

Lies lies lies the thomson twins

No wonder you never posted a name Thomson Twins lmao.
FF81

Now thats what i call taxcase 2012

Simply Depressed.
The Great Pretender.
A Loan Again Naturally.
Down The Dustpipe.
Up The Junction................DH

Sweet nuthin(velvet underground),no more heroes(the stranglers),the times they are a changin(dylan),whos sorry now(patsy cline),its all over now(stones),on an unrelated subject:kate beckinsale gothed up in 3d at the imax! be heading there with a couple of fattys in my pocket! green jhedi

Ha ha A Big well done Bhoys all those songs are BRILLIANT! Timalloy

17 Jan 2012 19:11:23
Rabiu Ibrahim has scored 6 times in the last 5 years and is well known among PSV players & staff to be very badly injury prone... Not exactly the best attribute for the SPL eh? {Ed007's Note - He is only 20.}

Plus he's free, theres no risk.

Drew

17 Jan 2012 18:06:36
Rangers should get kicked out of Europe ,they should be relegated, fined, closed down , deducted enough points so celtic can get a CHANCE of winning the league. Right all you up the stairs brush your teeth and get to bed and try and get a kip. Have wee gander at your own clubs situation and ask as a healthy financially backed club are you the paying fan getting value for your money and are you happy with your lot. The only reason you backed NL at the end of last season was because you had all sold out parkhead before the Caley game. Fact. Where is Mr Desmonds billions , If he was to give up the same percentage of his annual income as the not so well off supporter who PAYS every week to watch his team, you would be celebrating today as champions, instead he has chosen the cheap option in the HOPE Rangers fail. It should not be about what Rangers do or how they do it ,it should be how the biscuit tin should be opened and emptied to get a team and management team that can outplay and out think Rangers . Thats all that has to be done and the man at the top will not sanction that. Simples. Its all about the banter. Im away to watch my 3 in a row DVD then read my Tax Evasion book. {Ed007's Note - While you are reading have a look at the incoming FFP rules. Clubs that spend beyond their means will be banned from European competition. They can only spend what is coming in.}

Another one with his head in the sand,more than likely out in his back garden right now watering his magic beans. one thing i will say is this
when we were in bother WE as in Celtic supporters fought for our club and saved it.they are doing nothing and standing back watching there club die

Bhaldrick

Bhaldick

So what did you do personally to save your great club?
Aye thats right you hid under your bed sheets doing nothing.
The Rangers aint going away.
Have no fear of that.

Bosley.

We have something Rangers fans will never have a PRIDE AND LOVE of our great club. When we were called upon to help, hundreds of thousands of us put our hands in our pockets and helped Celtic. Rangers have asked TWICE for their fans to do this both times failing miserably. Even David Murray praised Celtic fans for this.
Fergus McCann then put in place GOOD practice and hired decent honest businessmen to run the club. Dermot Desmond is carrying on same ethos, yes I admit myself and other Celtic fans have wished more money be put into club but we must live within our means unlike Rangers. hail hail Timalloy

So glad at this moment in time Rangers haven't been kicked out of Europe, relegated, fined, closed down, deducted points or top of the league after being 15 points behind. But still half a season left so we'll leave it at that. Am away to brush my teeth - Mrs E

Bald*rick...

What exactly do you advise them to do? Win the lottery and write a big fat cheque...? Or perhaps you could tell them (and us) how it was that YOU saved Celtic? I thought wee Fergus saved the club 24hrs before we went bust... musta got that one wrong. Do tell...

" The Rangers aint going away.Have no fear of that "

Head buried so deep in the sand he could be an ostrich snogger .

jimi88

HMRCCSC

I bought shares like thousands of other did,

what have you done apart from plant magic beans.i bet you would be the first to believe Mr Whyte if he said tonight we're signing Carlos Tevez

your club is in turmoil and you are so deluded if you think it aint

Bhaldrick

Better read my post again as i dont see the word YOU in it

i think you'll find i said WE .

Bhaldrick

You as fans never saved your club , you sat back and watched johnny come lately s come in and save your club and the man that eventually stuck his head up wee Fergus came in . Not the fans , not billy connoly , not jim kerr, not rod stewart . The eleventh hour the wee man wae the bunnet came in and you cant even treat this wee man with the respect he is due. ed show me a club that survives on income alone because Barcelona . Madrids, Milans, Bayern, Chelsea, Manchesters they don't do it and Plattini can try and tidy up European football but the truth is the big clubs will reign and dictate. Also my head is firmly above the sand and I still debate with fellow supporters groups how my club are financially fragile due to the uncertainty of the tax case but when it boils down to it we are still champions and until proven and charged we will always give our club everything, that's what real supporters do mate. {Ed007's Note - Why have City's owners pumped millions into a sponsorship deal for the stadium? Why have Man Utd signed a £40 million sponsorship deal with DHL for their training kit? To balance the books. These rules are real and any club that doesn't meet the stipulations will be in serious trouble. Bayern Munich are one if the best run clubs in the world BTW. Read the rules and you might understand. Even Chelsea have curtailed their spending to fall into line regarding the time scale of accountability.}

Bosley again, your so full of yourself!

We Celtic supporters rallied round, bought into our great club and made sure it would be here for our kids. Just as Paradise was built by our grandparents!

I did have some sorrow for your club but with every supporter like yourself that sympathy dwindles.

DazzaBhoy

Lol...surprise, surprise a Rangers fan doesn't unserstand the financial rules. You couldn't make it up !

I love how the only glory you tims have to bask in is the fact that rangers have no money and are probably going to lose the taxcase. If rangers go under you will go under do you think sky sports will pay money if there is no old firm. Get a grip. We have won the past 3 league titles with absolutly no money and I have no doubt we can achieve it this year! So bask in the rangers taxcase while you can it will not be around forever. There is only one team in glasgow and we welcome the chase

Moron......we welcome the chase, your second!

You obviously don't read many posts on here or the other mob's page! Have you seen the S*y contract? No you haven't, however your right no rankers would probably mean less money but then we could bring through youth!

I personally don't give a sh1t about your big tax case, your wee tax case or ALL the other folk you owe money to. I don't care that you make silly offers to players rather than just stumping up the cash and them signing for you.

Your team are dying on there feet and bringing in Ortiz, McKay and Bedoya to compliment McCulloch, Edu and Broadfoot does not worry me!

The league will be restored to paradise, maybe beside the two cups!

Oh it's a grand ole team to play for....

DazzaBhoy

ps mind the gap!

17 Jan 2012 17:49:06
this is getting better n better! whyte has announced a rise of between 10-20% in season ticket prices nxt year.add weve signed a young centre half on the same day they let weir (age 41) go for free.more comedy gold from the team that keep on giving! green jhedi

17 Jan 2012 16:10:52
See this Honduras guy the shame are giving a trial to he's known as the "pit bull" he's but more like a whipit WTF brown would eat him up!
Lustigs Mrs Barmy army
CB

Hmmm wonder who's disagreeing with me, bears in the wids!!
CB

" bears in the wids! "

Aye CB , thats where all the sh1te is coming from.

jimi88

17 Jan 2012 13:37:51
Just wanted to challenge gloating bear who posted coefficients of Rangers/Celtic yesterday.
This is official UEFA coefficient points over last 5 years
Rangers: 22.050 ,0.375,6.533,12.720,2.050
Rangers total points 43.728

Celtic: 12.050,7.375,5.333,2.220,5.550
Celtic total points 32.725

Now here is interesting bit Rangers lose oldest points this year 22.050 bringing them down to 21.678
Celtic drop oldest points 12.050 making their new total 20.675

Celtic are CERTAIN to accumulate euro points in 2012/2013 but Rangers depending on tax case might not be , food for thought as even here the "sins" of the old regime are impacting on present day Rangers.
Timalloy

If that mob lose the tax case and go in to admin they will be barred from playing in europe for three years.over to you ed to confirm this {Ed007's Note - Yes that is possibly one of the sanctions. They could also face a Euro ban next season for the delay in having their accounts signed off. With Whyte taking the responsibility for the 'wee tax case' as part of the takeover there are questions on whether the SFA should have granted them a Euro licence for this season. UEFA statutes state:

“The licence applicant (Rangers, in this instance) must prove that as at 31 December of the year preceding the season to be licensed it has no payables overdue towards its employees as well as social and tax authorities in respect of contractual and legal obligations with its employees.”

Applicant clubs must also, “prepare and submit future financial information which is based on assumptions about events that may occur in the future and possible actions by the management of the reporting entity.

“The future financial information must include a brief description of each of the significant assumptions (by reference to the relevant aspects of historic financial and other information) that have been used to prepare the budgeted profit and loss account and cash flow statement, and also briefly describe the key risks that may affect the future financial results.”

Celtic have still to gain Co - Efficient point from this season .

Celtic will record 3 Wins - 3 lose's and 2 drews so points will be picked up also

In reply to all who want rangers finished,how long would it take for ceptic to fold without rangers,no tv money,no interest from other countries and a local derby against st mirren?, it shows you the mental age of the average ceptic fan who thinks that this outcome would be for the best,,really need to grow up {Ed007's Note - You post this garbage and go on about mental age? Did you proofread the crayon version before mummy let you type? Did you skip school the day they covered reading and writing?}

Tv money (sky) is IMO not going to be such a major loss as it's roughly about £2m . also im sure channel 67 would see a bigger subscription intake outwith the uk for all home games if there was no tv deal.what you think ed ? {Ed007's Note - Plus CFC could sell their own overseas streaming rights, something the EPL clubs are looking into for their next S*y deal.}

I don't know who ceptic are you imbecile, but CELTIC won't be affected by the sly deal. it's worth buttons to the club, and we have in place a media format that could easily generate 10 times the amount we receive in tv money now.

Celtic don't need you lot, no-one does, it's only the blue-tinted media that keep spouting this nonsense, which is a far cry from the days when we nearly went bust....never heard a single mention of scottish football imploding then did we? i wonder why?

17 Jan 2012 12:45:03
not a rumour a FACT.the magical thai tims are heading over soon so lets blow the roof off paradise for this wonderfull living tribute to reamon(rip) a young boy who truly epitomised what the celtic family is all about.amy time your down youtube them n i guarantee you'll be smiling in seconds. a whip round at half time would be brilliant so give plenty bhoys its what were about. greenjhedi {Ed007's Note - They are going to get their passports sorted out tomorrow Jhedi, they are due over in the spring.

Always brings a smile to my face when I see the Thai tims! Great stuff.
Just can't get enough
CB

I agree CB...love the Thai Tims, they always make me smile - Mrs E

17 Jan 2012 11:57:38
I've finally stopped reading the Daily Rangers, everything to do with Celtic is negative. "Celtic keep winning run BUT need to add to the squad". It's as if they cringe to write a positive article with out adding pointless negative comments.

Chad {Ed007's Note - I gave up on the red top rags years ago Chad. Both CFC and Rangers fans should unite against them, they play both sets of fans as mugs.}

Great quote from claros about dreaming of coming to scotland,well that would be us then as he was coming with izzy until his accident n rangers knew nothing about him. offer him a deal just to push whispering ally closer to the door! ed you heard any rumoures about mccoist? mate of mine says he thinks he might be close to walking cos he dznt know what trialists are arriving,app the two indian boys were embarrasing and totally out of there depth plus smith is pushing this euro style of he brings players sally just coaches? {Ed007's Note - I am surprised McCoist is still there, I didn't expect him to see Christmas in the job and I think the league lead he built up bought him some time. Whyte never wanted McCoist as manager and it was forced on him and he didn't want to upset the fans. They very rarely speak to each other and then it is usually only by phone. I have said all along McCoist was being hung out to dry with happenings behind the scenes.}

ED007, think this Claros guy is either very unlucky or a jinx. We all know of his first shooting, but he was involved in a SECOND shooting incident, he was being interviewed by a reporter when a team mate burst in with an air rifle and fired 3 shots, one hit Claros, apparently the reporter had written disparaging things about the other player. Keavins, Traynor, Leckie etc.. look out ha ha Timalloy

Mr Claros is so desperate to come to Scotland he'll say anything to get here lol Rangers the biggest club in the country , Izzy have a word mate , he'll be lucky to get £2000 a week off that mob , they've nae money !

17 Jan 2012 09:04:05
Morning ED, this has nothing to do with football but do have a Kindle? Been toying with the idea for a while now and I think Irecalled you saying you had one? I may be wrong. Would you recommend it? LOL

Billyboy1 {Ed007's Note - Yes BB1, if you enjoy reading I would definitely recommend it. There are plenty of free books, e-books and even ones you pay for aren't too expensive. You can also upload PDF files etc to read and can surf the net although that can be a bit limited.}

Cheers ED I thought you mentioned it before. Definitely going to get one I think they sound great.

Billyboy1 {Ed007's Note - Good stuff BB1, you won't regret it.}

Can you get a bit of 'how's your father' on a Kindle ed ?
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - I wouldn't know that ;-) You're a bit old for that nonsense. There's no use wasting your script of Viagra mate.}

I can see you're fulfilling Ken Dodd's description of a husband, ed.
"A man with the nerve taken out".
Lol.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - LOL.}