Celtic Banter Archive October 16 2012

 

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16 Oct 2012 22:38:30
Whats everones thought on next Scotland manager? What about Wee Gordon and Big Eck as a bit of a double act. One a great wee player and one a great Defender. Good pals too, could work? Scotland were playing their best stuff when Watty had Burns just under him, might be the way to go again.

Joeshmo1888

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Backroom staff is as important in International football as it is in club football. Regardless of who replaces Levein should he be moved on, they must have a solid right hand man who can help out on the touchline.

Also, well done to Australia! A win in the middle east is as hard to get as anywhere in the world. with three from our last four now at home, our Socceroos should make it to Brazil.

Melb Bhoy

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McLiesh should never get anywhere near the Scotland set up again after walikng out on us. Only man for the job is WGS

Mikey Bhoy

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How about a dream team of Levein & McCoist.

Ian

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The question isn't who do we want as backroom staff but who could we get. The money the SFA could afford is nowhere near what a decent manager would make in a good league, That only leaves a patriotic Scot doing it for his country the names mentioned would fit the bill but do they really need the hassle. I have become disillusioned by Scotland and it would take something remarkable to reignite my interest.
DB77

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16 Oct 2012 21:40:26
well another game n surely the final poor performance with that manager in charge. have never bought into the levein thing n never felt he had credentials for job. done nothing at domestic level to warrant the job. as for some of the players - fox, shouldnt b anywhere near our squad, was over the moon when pumped from team a few year back, poor poor defender. berra, never an international. maloney, sorry wee man but shouldnt be near squad. mcarthur-really? position untenable, look at table. WGS SOS please.Stevo dundee

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There's good managers in Scotland who only ever got runner up in cups due to Celtic and rangers having 20 times the cash value of players on the park. By your reasoning only a former Celtic or rangers guy should get the Scotland job because let's be honest nobody else does very well domestically regardless of being a good manager.

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Look at his overall record inc lower leagues and England. If u think he's still the right man then ure as deluded as him. Stevo dundee

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Strachan McLeish and Smith all showed they can do it the Champions League and (to an extent the EPL). Levein could not hack it a Leicester

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Got to be Harry R with big Joe as his right hand man.

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16 Oct 2012 21:37:51
text missin ,
hingin yur troozurs oot ya bunch a pervs!

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16 Oct 2012 22:28:15
Well done Lustig who scored for Sweden in their dramatic comeback from 4-0 down against Germany in Germany :-)

Craig Levein, don't let the door hit you on the way out..

Mrs E

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16 Oct 2012 22:43:25
Mrs E, Honduras are currently 6-1 up against Canada, looks like Izzy could be going to world cup.
I agree about Levein, drop the dead donkey now. Timalloy
PS Who else thinks Gordon Strachan should be next Scotland manager. He should have got job last time instead of Craigie boy....

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Aw I don't know Tim. I think there's drastic changes needed at grassroots level, they need to rip it all up and start again. We need a strong character who's not afraid to make changes and can actually develop whatever it is that goes amiss from youth to senior level.

Scotland seem to only want big bruisers for some reason and I don't know how many times I hear daft statements like Messi wouldn't have made it in Scotland

Our U21's do seem a bit more promising, time will tell. Mrs e

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Exactly Lustig is not particularly impressive with Celtic but plays in a team that is properly organised and motivated. Just goes to show what a decent manager can do.

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RE - Exactly Lustig is not particularly impressive with Celtic but plays in a team that is properly organised and motivated. Just goes to show what a decent manager can do.

I think you'll have to explain this one to me ? Mrs E

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Lustig is decent but he aint a world beater. He's not even a certain starter at Celtic, yet him and his swedish mates come back from 4-0 down to get a draw in Berlin. It just goes to show that it's not Scotland's players that are the problem. It's our p*sh poor manager Levein. I accept that Sweden have Ibrahemavic but we have decent players and Wales, Serbia and Macedonia are not Germany (for Mrs E's benefit)

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Sorry I may have misunderstood, I thought you were having a pop at Celtic.

I did post similar the other night about how teams like Belguim can produce such players. Sweden are always well ranked too ~ Mrs E

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16 Oct 2012 20:04:29
Hearing that Craig Whyte is going to break cover this week and amongst other things will reveal:

That he introduced Charles Green to Duff & Phelps.

Duff & Phelps knew all about the Ticketus deal.

It is suspected that the revelations could scupper Sevco's proposed share issue.

Great timing, just when BDO are about to step in as liquidators.

K-Dot.

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Heard this earlier and also that the funding Green was advanced from investors has,or is on the brink,of running out.Rumour is that there is only cash in place to cover running costs till the end of Jan,and there is no more investment cash available.Could it be the share issue is another smokescreen to avoid awkward questions?.........green jhedi

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Anagram Corner : Charles Green = Rangers Leech........DH

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Remember the convicted jailbird felon ex matey director of whyte went to the press revealing their 'good ole switcheroo' scam where they would switch assets for pennies beyond creditors, deliberately want a failed CVA and liquidation and as the guy said 'Craig will have an appropriate clean guy lined up to take over the new club after him'... Well look at exactly what's happened !!!

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D&P were tripping over their own lies as picked up and noted on these boards. D&P director working with Whyte on the takeover. Whyte going to high court to put club in admin and lying he beat HMRC to it, putting D&P in place.
Bill Miller had sole access to D&P as preferred bidder but both D&P and Green admitted they were working together during the bill miller phase.
Buy and read downfall.

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D&P sold Green the players contracts for £2.5m. All those contracts were worthless and no one wanted to go across. Why isn't Green suing D&P for that clearly illegal scam of £2.5m?
Is Whyte, D&P and Green all in it together?

What's the shocking secret bomber knows but cannot tell as there would be riots?

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Whyte put oldco into administration. BDO are now liquidating oldco and as he is still owner he needs to be interviewed and asked questions.
BDO are court appointed liquidators not Whyte appointed.

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Ah kin exclusivuly reveel the shockin disclosure big bomber hiz is this "he canae tie his ain laces" there thats it sade(notice how he aewaeys weers velcro wrapowurs n it stull took um 6 munths tae lern that!)joab dun bye,
plus is it jist me ur dae ye no think thit he looks like wee popeye?
whats up olive?
eeegh eeegh eeegh!
"am popeye the sailur man,
a live in a caravan,
a sleep wae ma granny ,
n tickle.......................
ah see that auld grannie things bak oan ed your sick!

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16 Oct 2012 19:07:05
rite lads ,
whits pink n wrinkly n hings oot yur troozurs?
easy yur granny!

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Thats up their with whats pink and hard and comes every morning ... the financial times crossword

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Once i heard the pink and hard i thought it was going to be a pig with a flick knife... magic eh..

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16 Oct 2012 07:56:51
here ed am walkin up springy st wen this fkn wee cat faws n splats oan the pavemint in frunt wen a look closer it his pert ae his arse missing wtf ah say the news paper heedline explanes it
"FELIX'S BUM QUARTUR FAWS TAE ERTH!
YE COODNAE MAKE IT UP
here talkin aboot mad things thit jist disnae make sense hows wee chico?
any mer rants the day?
som wid say he is a rant shoart ae a hamdazza !ye no wee hooky doon the rd in the smoke,ye no heez bin liftit 23 times ed aye! took doon tae the stashun then hauncuffed then ,
bye...........................
here ah wundur if they took his hooks aff in case he hermd iself? mibee jist hung thum oan a pulley ur sumfin
here if they excumunicate him tae america wull that be "hooks acrose the waatur ?"
vera wers ma coathingur av goat agreat idea fur halla een?
bit pat wit aboot yur jimmy sav oot fit thit uv jist irund?
naw hen it wiz fritenin the weans fur som raisin!
wur jist so lucky thit the sevies huv goat wee chico ur it wid be borin eh?
here who dae they get beat wae this week???????

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16 Oct 2012 14:44:43
Hi Pat, how ur ye hingin?
See this Baumgarten thing, I heard that instead of using a normal balloon, they used Greenie as he is so full of hot air these days....
Also have you seen the ads on the Celtic site for the new Motorola Raz'r well I bought one, but thing is useless i still have my two days beard growth. But funny thing is I keep getting calls from some Barber in Seville...lol Timalloy
PS I heard you mention last time you took me to the pictures...
Well next time I want a hot dog and popcorn with a cold drink, NOT a voucher for 10% off at Greggs..

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16 Oct 2012 20:59:57
Pat I also heard that Lynn Anderson is going to remake her old classic hit "I never promised you a Baumgarten" lol Timalloy

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Ye goat a hoat dug remembur?

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16 Oct 2012 10:26:28
A bit off topic, but I saw this joke on a Facebook page and can't make any sense of it. Wondering if anyone could shed any light on this?

"I would 5-1 be a Rangers fan right now"

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