Celtic Banter Archive November 16 2012

16 Nov 2012 19:58:00
just heard charles green got a new dvd coming out in time for xmas its a laughter show called the clown and his zombies lol on sale soon at £100 each

16 Nov 2012 17:52:08
I'm collecting for Children In Need so if you could send me a cheque made out to Mr C. Green I'll see that Terry gets it! If you just sign it I can fill out the amount myself.

Clint Green

16 Nov 2012 19:18:20
Forgot to put my address:

Please post Charlie oops Children In Need cheques to:

Clint Green
PO Box 1872
Govan

We know who you are and you're loaded, there's a post, a couple down letting the cat out the bag, so you're not getting a penny from us. No wonder you've got so much, Greedy Glinty Greene.

Stan

Dont give him ideas op after he sees the money raised i bet this time next week hes trying to get pudsey on the board

17 Nov 2012 00:28:46
Damn, I'd have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you pesky kids!

We are the PayPal

16 Nov 2012 12:38:21
Some more scarey facts for you Timmys:
• Charles Green says we have a fanbase of 500 million -FACT!
• We have been growing at an average of 3 million a year since 1872 - FACT!
• This absolves us of all blame for what Murray did because we were all too busy or knackered with the breeding program to notice what was going on - FACT!
• If every fan pledges a penny a week that gives us an income of £250M a year - FACT!
• Even with our new wage structure that gives us £83M for player's wages - FACT!
• Charles is now more powerful than the wee guy that took charge of China the other day - FACT!
• Charles says, from today, fruit flies and certain types of plankton can apply for Rangers membership, he has done the numbers on his GIANT calculator (sometimes for a laugh he types "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS" on it - he's just like us in so many ways!) and he reckons by the time we are in the first division we will have 65 million trillion trillion fans - FACT! (this figure is approximate because it depends on whale migrations and stuff - even Charles can't control that - YET!)
• We can then buy all the football teams in the world and shut them down cos they dinnae like us and we hate them all and they voted us into division 3 - FACT!
• We can then enter and win every major competition in the world - FACT!
• We will be the first club team to ever win the World Cup and do the Tricentuple - FACT!
I can smell the fear!
In Charles we trust
We are his PayPal

Knew it, they were just pulling the wool over our eyes, going to the fourth tier and throwing all their games for a laugh, all the while they were rolling in money and planning world domination.

Stan

Made me Chuckle.....Even though it's true!

JJ

16 Nov 2012 17:37:32
OP put a name next time, you deserve recognition for your humour lol Timalloy

Don't diss the figures cos Charlie will get his beaks tae pit an enjunkshun an' a Inturdick oan ye's!

In Charles We Trust
We Are His PayPal

And Sally is a FA* C**T FACT!

We are the Paypal Lol!

BigRab

16 Nov 2012 19:25:30
Ha ha Pat is that your work above? lol Timalloy
ED007 I will probably try and post the silly pantomime stuff in December (casting starts tomorrow lol)
Wee Pat for a small remuneration I will let you advertise in the intermission lol Timalloy
As you can see there are a lot of "lol's" but that is because as actors we are all "luvvies" lol
PS any ideas for characters just post them in, I am certain ED007 will enjoy that lol

Nae " Buttons" - Glinty Greene

Stan

Fransisco "Horse" Sandaza & Dean "Skeletor" Shields as the two ugly sisters
Ally Mac and the forty thieves (Charles Greens consortium)
Walter Smith as the Genie of the lamp (giving wishes away)
The Seven Dwarfs - Dopey, Grumpy, Ragin', Skinty, Chubby, Watpy & Loyal.
The little boy who never grew up, no not Peter Pan, Clugger Mculloch.
Should be enough to get on with Timalloy!

BigRab

16 Nov 2012 11:34:53
I'm following what's getting said at today AGM one person said why dont we get a charity sponser or if we get another sponser it shouldn't be linked to any other club ?(ie rangers)

What's the thoughts on this ? Me personally think its a bit pity ?

Lenny

We wouldn't have a shared sponsor with any other 4th division team,they are no different

I think we could have a charity sponsor for one year as this years CL money will compensate, its a good deed and good PR this may encourage an international company (sony, apple, coca cola etc.) sponsor (no alcohol or corrupt banks)who wont be concerned of offending rangers supporters by choosing to neglect a 4th tier team
DB77

I think the board should pro actively look for a singular sponsor and then review our options commercially.
Just writing the issue off as a commercial non starter is somewhat dismissive.
Get booze off our shirts.
Why not approach Rosneft they sponsored the Barcelona game.

16 Nov 2012 09:26:35
Just out of curiosity, does anyone have a rough idea what Tony Watt's wage has went from - to with his new contract?

A guy's wages is private and none of your business.

So that's a no then?

As a supporter and season ticket holder for a very long time I feel we are entitled to know what player's of our club are being paid. After all, we are paying a very large part of their wages and have the right to give an opinion wether we feel they are being overpaid or not.

I disagree a season ticket entitles you to watch a match and choose if its value for money unless watt is on £429 a year you dont pay his wages

@4) correct. Watts wages could be paid by TV money, sponsorship money, etc.,, a season ticket entitles you to watch football for one season and nothing for the next season.
As a shareholder you're entitled to the annual accounts but they don't show individual salaries.

As an employee Watt is entitled to privacy and confidentiality regarding his employment contract.

This is a classic fan thinks he owns the club cause he's a fan bs. {Ed007's Note - I wouldn't even tell my wife how much money I make/have never mind have it common knowledge. I have said it before, the worst thing we ever done was give them the vote!}