Celtic Banter Archive November 15 2012
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15 Nov 2012 22:52:17
Having just watched Kyle Laffertys shameful dive (yellow card) in the NI match I was wondering where he learned that from.
67Coatbridge
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Aiden McGeady videos!
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The feigning injury efforts are all his own. Ask Charlie Mulgrew about when he faced him while playing for Aberdeen. Lafferty is an embarrassment to the game in my opinion. Diving, Feigning injury to get players sent off, mouthpiece in the press about his opponents...and non of it is backed up by any talent on the field. Just a joke of a player.
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LAFFATME.....says it all!!
Green Judge
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15 Nov 2012 22:36:47
Guy gets into my taxi last Saturday night . He says " I was at Ibrox today driver " . "Aye" says me "good game ?" . "Aye magic two nothing , that's us tap of the league" . "Good stuff" says me "and how many points is that you in front of Celtic" I asked . He looked at me and said "we,re not in the same league as Celtic mate . "Aye " says me "and don't you f@@@en forget it!"........DH
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Should have said Hibs lol.
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Should have said how you enjoying your new team lol
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Rangers world record holders.... Most number of fans to change support ever. From old rangers founded1873 to new rangers founded2012. Whilst old club still existed.
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Taxi driver eh here mate ye coodnae take me n ma pals doon tae the heid fur an hoor ur 5 then drive us back up tae the swally inn it low moss oan seturday efturnin 2:30 pronto?
good back gates radio aff balaclava oan £20 cash ?
here dh ahl be bringin anuthur wan ae they ****s wae me oan seturdaey, we call um "the stooge" here were gonae huv a rerr ter
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Sorry wee man Pittodrie calling.....DH
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15 Nov 2012 19:42:02
ritey oh edski its wee padhraig heer the noo safely tucked up in room 101 ae the low moss hiltun,
am jist lookin it ma wide screen 60 inchur oan the wa!
re the weans in need, so whit me n big boab the bruiser huv dun is tae dae som charity stuff fur oor weans in need so mr mckay lookalike denis is gonae dae a sponsored walk roon wee sally, n ye huv tae gess how many laps ye kin dae ?(highest so faur is 27) then thurs the unwind auld waltur smiffs cardy, gess how long it is till the wool runs oot (gay gordons jist foned in fae corwall sayin its stull unravelin) bit thats the blue wool emtie n wur oan tae the orinj noo so ah hope hees broat his passport eh?
n lastly theres the "unfrown a clown " gem wher ye huv tae make sumdy wae a face like tam cowans baws laff!
step forwurd kenny mick dowellin,
so a big haun goes oot tae aw the inmates (ur guests here it the swanky swally inn her in the briggs)
n bak tae yous in the stewdios edski , hip hip (sorry ed a sade a wid nevur menshun that replacemint)
fur weans in need!
hing oan ed ,
KNOAK KNOAK!
"enter!",
"mr p************n thers a fone call for you on line 1!
ok denis I'l take it in ma drawin room ta!n shut the door oan the waey oot ya bam"
"aye helo sally how kin a dae ye?
aye thats rite bit your reserve team dont coont is weans in need so gtf...........!"
toodlepimp aw!
"here rab get gorgeous george up here pronto am gonae need that charger agane n he bettur huv kept it in the bag this time..............
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15 Nov 2012 18:34:58
Bahrudin Atajic's goal against Hearts U20's.
Have a look on youtube, it is brilliant.
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God that's what you call a finish . Could we be ready to unearth another gem of a player.......DH
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16 Nov 2012 11:31:08
Bahrudin Atajic's wonder goal scissor kick Celtic U20 v Hearts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqNRjb5AKKU
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15 Nov 2012 18:09:52
This should clear up the "Outstanding Debts", argument:
Ref: STV 13 August 2012 18:18 BST
As a condition of receiving Rangers' membership of the Scottish FA, Green's company had to agree to settle all outstanding debts to other Scottish clubs and teams around Europe still owed money.
GAIS, Orebro, St Etienne, Arsenal, Chelsea, FK Senica, Manchester City, Palermo and Rapid Vienna remain to be paid a combined total of circa £2.5m.
STV understands Green sent cheques to Hampden for the Scottish FA to direct payments to clubs. Green confirmed this was the case but says the governing body requested they contacted their counterparts directly.
It was frustrating to be informed by the SFA several days after they received the funds that they did not wish to be a clearing house' and in fact wanted us to settle the debts directly, he said. Arrangements were then put in place by the club. (Chick Green).
It's been outstanding debt since day one and continues to be "outstanding debt",to this day, regardless of when installments are DUE!
Miko
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Some people don't know the difference between a debt and an overdue debt. They are both debts!
They are shown on the Rangers balance sheet as debts to Creditors and on the other teams balance sheets as money owed by a debtor.
In anyone's accounting system it's a debt.
Green has debts ergo he lied.
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15 Nov 2012 17:08:04
here edwurd whit a boot sum xmis cheer eh aye a no its a wee bit premature(sorry ed a promised a widnae use that yur sekrits safe wae me rite?)
fk it here goes,
" its begginin tae look a lot like sally,
everywer ye go,
goat a waist like a roonaboot,
the fat fk canae get oot,
hes the man wae many faces,
n he canae see his laces.
still its beginnin tae look a loat like sally,
he looks like a butchurs dug ,
drags his arse alang like a slug,
the hair oan is nappers receedin,
its a "wee pat rug" hees needin,...............
here ed ahl huv tae go is the baurman in quinns it the briggs is comin back eftur chanjin the barrel!
her av nevur hid it sae good since a jined the work party in "the new low moss Hilton" fk me is that the time av jist goat time fur a swift wan in bairds then the bookies then a taxi back tae ma new hame, a dont no if ahl go strait tae the gym ur jist huv a sauna,
here pal kin ye jist gies that fiver so ah kin flip a coin..........................................,
latur aggitatur
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15 Nov 2012 19:30:06
Pat as usual Brilliant lol Timalloy
ED007 don't want to worry you but I had an idea similar to the wee man, about putting up a wee pantomime for Chrissy. If I did would you post it? or would it be better to break it into smaller segements?
Timalloy Krankies fan {Ed007's Note - Send it in Tim and I will sort it out.}
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15 Nov 2012 17:04:53
Here's some facts for you Timmy's:
Rangers has mair letturs in its name than Celtic- FACT!
'The' Rangers has even mair letters an' a space - FACT!
Rangers has mair letters than any other team in Glasgow - FACT!
Partick Thistle don't count cos they're only a wee team and they dinnae like us - FACT!
Rangers hold the world record for the most letters in their name - FACT!
Borussia Munchengladbach and all they other foreign teams don't count because I'm talking about a British world record and they're no' British and none of them like us - FACT!
Other British teams with longer names don't count because they only chose their names because they were jealous of the world record holders and they dinnae like us - FACT!
Let's see you argue your way out of that one!!
We are The PayPal!!
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Leave a name zombie.Henke7
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15 Nov 2012 18:53:56
Henke get with the programme, it is one of "our" guys on the wind up lol Timalloy (my name is bigger than wee Pat's)
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Here mate a beg tae differ SEVCO HIZ LESS LETTURS THIN SELLICKS
ah rest ma case is big beltrami wance sade
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Small patrick's?
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15 Nov 2012 16:48:47
here ed see that satan ibro vic hes sum player jist ask him? hows you limpy?
timmys alloays {Ed007's Note - I'm not bad thanks wee man.}
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15 Nov 2012 18:56:20
Some goal so it was wee man. (NOT wee Pat)
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Here ah mite be wee in stature bit am hung like a budgie wae the mumps!
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@ 2 am sure youll get a cream for that
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15 Nov 2012 16:43:07
Haha, have you seen the argument over on the dark side regarding Rangers' debt? Check it out:
15 Nov 2012 09:38:34
Think the Ed's trying to flog a dead horse!
Embarrassing, but hilarious!
Miko x
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15 Nov 2012 13:08:55
STVs football finance mouthpiece really does get it wrong. Neil Patey comes across as a calm down the knuckle draggers agenda kinda guy. Trouble is honesty and truth gets lost.
This guy stated on STV two days before CVA was rejected by HMRC that in his professional opinion HMRC would accept the CVA for sure and Rangers would be saved and exit administration. No danger of liquidation.
Why listen to this guy anymore?
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The guys another wee bluenose pecker who cant admit when he's wrong.
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