Celtic Banter Archive July 15 2011

 

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15 Jul 2011 20:14:06
Haw Tony, yer a sausage 3 pre-season games, no wins and no goals.....get it roon ye lol. Hope you enjoy your holiday Timalloy, speak soon.....will defo be visiting the Shame's forum for a noise up


Hey Ed7, seen Lenny mention that Broony will be staying and that he will only get better, happy days I think you're absolutely right about Maj, he's not as imposing as he should be, although he's not completely useless. I'd say we defo need another CB (better not be Diamond).....Miko {Ed007's Note - Good evening Miko, it won't be Zander, he is away to Oldham}

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15 Jul 2011 19:14:14
Desperation over Ibrox way. There is a posting on the Rangers pages, where they're hoping the £161m Euro Millions Lottery winner is a Rangers supporter so he can invest some money in the club.

K.

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It was a joke post you know humour

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Tell them to forget that he is a barca fan.there fingers must be worn away scraping the bottom of that barrel hail hail

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Partick thistle fan but says hed buy a box at the nou camp

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15 Jul 2011 18:36:39
{Ed007's Note - Earlier there was an extremely offensive post wrongly allowed to be posted on the Rangers site. On behalf of everyone one of us Eds I would like to offer our very humble apologies. The post has been removed and I can assure you that it was a one off very bad mistake. Every supporter both from CFC and Rangers who know the sites do not condone or allow such posts to go up. The Rangers editors especially would like to express their sincere apologies for their error and hope that it does not affect you guys using theirs or our site (or any of the teams sites). Lets just draw a line over this lads and get back to the football, and again our apologises for any offence caused Ed007}

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Well said Ed.

K.

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Well as a Rangers supporter i hope you do mean these sentiments and further more hope you ban the IP of the person responsible, this sort of nonsense has no place in scottish football and i editors of these pages need to be far more vigilant before allowing views to be posted.
In Ally we trust.

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15 Jul 2011 18:02:13
Tony - you portray yourself as the friendly Rangers supporter on our site and that you're just up for the banter.

Care to explain your comment on the Rangers site and in particular, what is wrong with Celtic going to Dublin, and how does it relate to Rangers visiting Belfast:

"yea m8 we will stop going to Belfast so these morons don't cause trouble

when Celtic stop going to Dublin

to pamper the Irish element of their support

Tony"

K. {Ed007's Note - Good evening K-Dot}

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Evening Ed. Hope you're well.

K. {Ed007's Note - I am fine thanks K-Dot, not long to kick off now?}

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Evening Ed. Hope you're well.

K. {Ed007's Note - I'm good thanks K-Dot, you looking forward to next weekend?}

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What trouble is caused by celtic going to dublin to pamper the irish element of our support, if this causes trouble why do you lot like ourselves go to the us, australia, europe etc on pre season tours it is certainly not for the meaningless friendlies its to in your words pamper the support from these countries who cannot like some afford to go to every game and see the team they support, when teams go abroad to play in these tournaments they are paid handsomely be it the dublin super cup, emirates cup or there tours as the extra revenue comes in very handy,

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Can't wait. Looking forward to the squad Lenny put together progressing further this season, complimented by the new signings. He did a great job last year in his first season with a new young team. {Ed007's Note - It should be a very interesting season}

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15 Jul 2011 17:40:16
Does anyone think that Liverpool's back-up keeper Brad Jones deserves to be looked at? I know he spent a loan spell at Derby county, but I haven't seen him play.
Any thoughts on that Ed? {Ed007's Note - I haven't seen much of him either, but LFC have just finalised the signing of Doni from Roma, so he would probably be available, I can't get hold of any LFC Eds to ask if he is linked with anyone yet.}

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15 Jul 2011 17:04:57
read the bit about gary hooper any truth in it edd? {Ed007's Note - ?}

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15 Jul 2011 16:58:20
Mind that time ed007 was a rangers man lol joke hees such a tim {Ed007's Note - Thanks for the compliment :-)

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15 Jul 2011 16:32:13
RIGHT GUYS HAVE HAD MY RANT GOING AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND CATCH YOU ALL MONDAY

TAKE CARE

TONY {Ed007's Note - Ok Tony, take care mate}

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See, my post below worked lol

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15 Jul 2011 16:31:01
Tony just get off our bloody page haha

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Tony i think ur a tim in disguise lol take care have a nice holiday hoopyholidays ..derbycelt

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15 Jul 2011 16:15:43
cheers Ed.still looking for a partner for hooper.wanyama cost a few bucks he must go straight next wilson.we cant afford to pay money for squad players.a good keeper and striker and i think we are ready.hail hail {Ed007's Note - I agree, I don't think we are that far away, depends on exits as well though.}

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I still think(and i will take stick for this)we should cash in on izzy.wallace would be a good replacement with plenty of cash to add to the kitty.we all have the same opinion on who should go but it will not be that easy.they are on good money and may need a shove in the right direction to move them on.i know the club will be working hard in the back ground to help lenny build our title winning sqaud. A J

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Should wait 1 more season and that cash will double

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I think we just might have had the best of izzy.the surprise element has gone and his defending towards the end of the season was school boys stuff.plus he shot his mouth of pre-season. we missed out on boruc's top value, dont think we can afford to do it again. A J

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15 Jul 2011 15:54:53
just back my holidays no new players boo hoo.whats happening Ed A.J {Ed007's Note - Well Wanyama is signed up and Stipe Pletikosa is due in to be given the once over. CFC have been away to lol. Hope you had a nice time AJ}

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15 Jul 2011 15:44:20
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"if Celtic were interested in him".......Sorry Tony but we don't sign sc*m. We leave that to you. El hadj diouf. I rest my case.

now lets see yes wont argue with you on the El hadj diouf case

but dont go taking the moral high ground m8 till you look closer to home
extract from the telegraph

CHRIS SUTTON, the former Chelsea footballer, was fined £300 yesterday after being found guilty of twice spitting in the face of a trainee barrister.
The player, now with Glasgow Celtic, was fined on two charges of common assault and ordered to pay costs of £200 with £200 compensation to Richard Partridge, 25.

Celtic take controversial midfielder Peter Luccin on trial seven years after spit shame

A FORMER Celta Vigo star who copped a four-game ban for gobbing on Celtic striker John Hartson is on a two-week trial at Parkhead

don't like dredging all this 5hit up m8 but cant realy stomach the Hypocrisy.


Tony

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Aye but sutton did not have a go at a player on the ground with a broken leg unlike that clown diouf.

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Look as i stated i agree that diouf is a piece of 5hit but all im getting at was the moron that stated that Rangers sign scum and all Celtic signings are either vestal virgins or bloody choir boys well M8 they are not so take of the tinted glasses and see the truth

so as far as you are concerned its ok to spit on ppl but dont have a go at them if it is injured well spitting is the most disgusting thing you can do to someone

don't justify what Sutton did by saying he didn't have a go at an injured player.

Tony {Ed007's Note - IMO for what it is worth, Diouf was only at Rangers for 5/6 months, this time next year hopefully even Rangers fans won't remember him. He is by far one of the worst examples of a professional footballer ever. That is nothing to do with him being at Rangers. Look at his entire career he stumbled from one crisis to another, and even now he has went AWOL from Blackburn after taunting team mates, who were fighting a relegation battle, with an SPL winners medal before a match. Managers, ex-team mates, ex-players and the press do not like him as a man, they can't all be wrong. All of this he done this, but he done that will go nowhere, there is no reason to argue over Diouf who was after all only a bit part player in Rangers winning the league, the sooner he is forgotten the better it will be for football as a whole.}

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Glad to see most Celtic fans are not jumping to defend what sutton done as it is indefensible but you always get one or two small minded morons who will try

just like over on my own club pages there are F*nnys that think because Diouf spat on a celtic fan that makes it ok

WELL ITS F*CKING NOT OK
SPITTING IS A VILE DISGUSTING THING FOR ONE PERSON TO DO TO ANOTHER REGARDLESS OF WHAT TEAM HE SUPPORTS WHAT RELIGION HE IS OR WHAT COLOUR HE IS SO DONT TRY AND JUSTIFY IT

Tony

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I agree ed the guy is a disgrace but i get rather pi55ed of when the celtic fans refuse to look at their on misgivings as you will have noticed i never started the thread i have never once stated celtic only sign scum as the poster stated that rangers did i was just pointing out the some of the celtic signings are not whiter than white as that clown said i quote ".Sorry Tony but we don't sign sc*m. We leave that to you"

what would you call someone who gobs in another persons face i call them SCUM

Tony

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15 Jul 2011 14:46:07
How come nothing exciting ever happens on our page? It's no wonder we're all obseessed with the currant buns. Infact we're just not a very interesting club, all the action happens over at Ipox and it's about time we did something to make the hoops a more interesting club.

Patrick Fitzgerald

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Just as nothing exciting happens on the park at parkhead m8

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No wins out of three, coupled with no goals for the Rank is very interesting I'l give you that. Nice attempt, but try again

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Patrick fitz gerald n'gerald fits patrick, is that no sayin sumfin ed , is it jist ma wee warped mind PAT FE POSSo {Ed007's Note - Probably your mind Pat :-)

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15 Jul 2011 13:35:27
bad news for the celts if cuellar comes home..him and boogie in the heart of defence..whats big sammy to do? {Ed007's Note - Isn't Cuellar Spanish?}

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Take the pis* out of both of them like he normally does with bougie (every major european team & epl team wants to sign me) and who ever else partners him in central defence

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He certainly took the pi5h out of the rangers defence last year along with every other spl club with his free scoring ability

look at the stats m8 the worst goal scoring percentage for a striker in the spl


Tony

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He did a job in January did he not? I sense a bit of selective memory there Tony (I do remember the missed penalty before you start). Don't get me wrong, I think he's rank rotten but Samaras's biggest assets are holding the ball up and running with it (If only he had the brain to know when to pass). On his day he's a very good player, unfortunately for us celts that day is few and far between. Stats don't show the game, there's more to being a forward than scoring goals.
Dunc {Ed007's Note - Hi Dunc, I don't recognise your name, welcome to the site}

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All i was getting at Dunc was he hardly took the pi55 out of the rangers defence

and as for the penalty i dont think that can be classed as a miss it was a great save Samaras could not have hit it better.

Tony

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In January he ran the show in all fairness to him, scoring 2 and winning the penalty. Not bad in any strikers books. Consistency is the problem, not ability I reckon. But your right, throughout the season he couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo. Never mind, we still have Hooper to pick up the slack.
Dunc

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15 Jul 2011 13:33:38
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less than 10 days to go now Bhoys. Anyone else reckon this SPL season is gonna be over by Xmas?
I've had a think back to last year and the only mistake Lenny made for me was the last game against the dark side, should have gone for the throat and not played for a draw (or that's how the line up looked). The players let themselves down no more than 2 or 3 times all season (SPL only Grrrs fans), just can't see them lot being much competition this year, it's ours for the taking as we're clearly a steadier ship compared to 12 months ago whereas the other lot aren't looking much cop, current form or transfer dealings.

Tony, what's your thoughts old bhoy?

Shaunybhoy

well Shaun where do i start first it would be a big mistake to right us off m8 yes i agree as things stand at this moment Celtic look the stronger team but the transfer window is still open and none of us know whats round the corner whos to say Kayal, izzy, commons etc will still be celtic players come the end of the transfer window as i stated before its a sad fact but both the OF clubs would sell anyone of our stars and its ok saying if they go you will get x amount of money for them just because you buy a foreign superstar dont mean they can cope with the physical side of the spl.

Rangers need 3 or 4 players whether they be loans or signings i am sure the will come so write us of at your own peril

Tony

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Over by xmas.lol...where have i heard that one before....the bhouys cry wolf again....

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15 Jul 2011 13:32:16
lenny himself said that he is interested in signing sunderland keeper craig gordon, maybe on loan, i think he would be a great signing but might cost too much [as sunderland paid 9m for gordon a few years ago] what do u think ed? {Ed007's Note - With the GKs Sunderland have and Gordon with only a year left on his contract, SAFC could be open to a move just to get him off their wage bill. With The recently signed Keiran Westwood along with Simon Mignolet, Gordon's chances could be limited once he is fully fit}

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15 Jul 2011 12:54:15
odea? really ed

zaluska
wilson wilson mastorivic emilio

BROON KAYAL LEDLEY

STOKES COMMONS
HOOPER
ktf davybhoy

afternoon ed - trust your well {Ed007's Note - I'm good thanks Davy, hope you are too. I do not rate Majstorovic Davy, he isn't a the big commanding CB that his physique suggests, sadly he doesn't fill me with confidence TBH}

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Don't wanna be teachers pet or nowt but I agree wiv Ed Davy. Majstorovic scares the life outta me whether the ball is in the air or on the deck, he's got the turning circle of a bus and no pace.

Pletikosa (even if he's crap now he's better than Zaluska)

Wilson Loovens Wilson Izzy

Broony Kayal Ledley Commons

Hoops Stokesy

Gotta admit that's a decent lookin side (I'll delete Loovens when I've seen Wanyama play an SPL game, tho he looks the part in internet clips I've seen.)

Shaunybhoy

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I do agree bhoys big danny is not the bobo balde type his size would suggest but out of the rest that are there, jos - odea - thomson- loovens then i'd rather have danny with kelvin wilson at the mo tbh but only ma opinion.
rogne i think will get used to scottish game and if stay fit he can be good?

really like the squad we got now its looking much better again- just hope few bhoys can be moved on either free's or loans if they got something to give a year down the line.

glad all well el editory.. davybhoy ktf

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15 Jul 2011 12:51:31
Rangers are skint lol

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15 Jul 2011 12:17:04
Hi Ed007 Timalloy here I have been thinking about some of my posts and "wind ups" ( other half gave me into trouble too as she says I am encouraging idiots by giving them an excuse) People on here know my winds up are meant to be funny and not taken too seriously but I do not want to give idiots any excuse by using my wind ups as a reason to justify their bigotry. Luckily family and i are going to torquay (I had planned taking laptop but now leaving it behind) so will be away a week the stupid post regarding Lennon sickened me and i do not want any part of that. Tell Tony Malmo will bury gers haha See Miko is back Miko new ed on gers site seems ok but his fellow gers fans need careful watching. Timalloy

Leave you with a smile
Whyte has big plans in operation to fund new players coming in and has already put it in motion
HE BOUGHT 5 TICKETS FOR EURO LOTTERY FRIDAY
HAILHAIL TIMALLOY {Ed007's Note - Have a great holiday Tim, if you want to take your laptop then take it, if not we will speak when you come back. That nonsense the other night wasn't your fault so don't beat yourself up over it. We are actually glad you brought it to our attention and it was a genuine error that it even got posted. Take care mate and God bless. HH}

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15 Jul 2011 11:35:58
Hey Ed, I'm back, you need not fear my friend Been in Greece and not heard any transfer news in the last week.....any action pal?

Hope all fellow Bhoys are well and in good form I see our resident play toy Tony's still on here winding us up, haha.......still talkin pi5h Tony......Miko {Ed007's Note - Hope you had a great holiday Miko, the only official news is that GK Stipe Pletikosa is coming in to let NL and the coaches have a look at him}

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Hey Miko do you guys have a rota for hols as you are just back and now Tim is away thank god i was worried i would have no one to look down on lol

Tony

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15 Jul 2011 11:14:47
Glad to see Juarez wanting to stay, hope he gets the chance as i think he has the makings of a top player

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15 Jul 2011 02:10:34
Ed just want to know your thoughts on what celtics strongest team would be with the current squad {Ed007's Note - It is a bit futile because of the improvement of players, not seen Wanyama (or know where he will play) etc etc, but off the top of my head:

Zaluska
Wilson Wilson O'Dea Izzy

Brown Kayal Ledley Commons

Stokes Hooper

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Good selection ed {Ed007's Note - Thanks, would you change anything?}

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Maybe goalkeeper and i wiuld give o dea a chance looks as though the loan spell has done him good going by his performances for rep of ireland {Ed007's Note - Change the GK to who that is already on our books?}

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15 Jul 2011 00:31:18
If you look at al the other sites it is their own fans talking about their own team and club.We all know rangers fans come on and f**k it they need to lighten up a bit but lets get talking about Celtic and still laughing at that lot.if they wont to join in let them but we should be talking about ourselves.weres all the guys that were slagging Broonie off went to now? cheers ed great site HH {Ed007's Note - Thanks, I can only post what you guys send in, so if you want to talk about CFC football, then that is fine by me. I said all along I didn't know why Scott Brown was the whipping boy of the team, he is a great player and great captain IMO}

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Alrite HH, I'm here mate, I'm one of the ones slagging off Broony, and I stand by what I said, irrelevant of a couple of decent shows against Oz teams and Lenny's insistance of his qualities.

As soon as the SPL starts up again I guarentee he'll get booked 1st game for summat daft and it'll go on like that all season. He's got a lot to like about him mate but I just pointed out that Kayal & Ledley are better as a pair IMO, plenty will disagree but I won't back down and play along just cos everyone else says so.

I luv him cos he's ours but he's a $hit magnet that attracts yellow cards like fat Sally attracts players, no wait......ah balls, that ain't ended well.

Shaunybhoy {Ed007's Note - I think that was the point Shauny, about CFC fans dicussing/bantering with each other over players etc. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and allowed to back that up, obviously no one is going to change your mind about Scott Brown even though you are wrong ;-) was HH his name? I thought he was just saying Hail Hail, hopefully he will reply}

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Afternoon Ed, Lol.

Just saw initials, only as I pressed send did I realise the Hail Hail Bin a long week eh.

Less than 10 days to go now Bhoys. Anyone else reckon this SPL season is gonna be over by Xmas? I've had a think back to last year and the only mistake Lenny made for me was the last game against the dark side, should have gone for the throat and not played for a draw (or that's how the line up looked). The players let themselves down no more than 2 or 3 times all season (SPL only Grrrs fans), just can't see them lot being much competition this year, it's ours for the taking as we're clearly a steadier ship compared to 12 months ago whereas the other lot aren't looking much cop, current form or transfer dealings.

Tony, what's your thoughts old bhoy?

Shaunybhoy

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