Celtic Banter Archive August 15 2011

15 Aug 2011 21:06:21
psso pat ,posso pat,posso patn hiz blak n white kat
erly in the mornin,
when the cops ur yawnin,
he takes aw the alloys aff thur vans

posso pat..............posso pat.....................
aw the burds ur singin,
partik vera's mingin,
pat feels hes a very lucky man.


eveybidy nows the brite red van,
deliverin thur Giros wan bae wan,
mibbee,you kin nevur be sure,
thers aknock...knock...the cops ur at yir door
posso pa ,posso pat...............

Is ther ever any this celtic related ed?
any word on a keeper yet is the gordon thing got any distance in it? is there any chance you think in lenny moving on some of the guys just filling squad and not playing? we seen mcginn and odea already loaned out and seems lenny likes sami which i dont get? hardly mirror image playing style wise? no doubting his skill,

davybhoy ktf. {Ed007's Note - I've said before that Gordon was on the list but his injury was holding anything back. After signing Keiron Westwood and having Simon Mignolet, Gordon would be 3rd choice. His contract is up next year and he needs to be playing regularly to get back in the Scotland set up as a contender for the GK jersey. Any deal isn't as far fetched as it seems and is quite plausible if you look at it. There are numerous clubs interested in our "fringe" players so I would expect some more departures before the window closes in two weeks time.}

Cheers ed good to see site going again bond style lol. well i hope we get him as having a point to prove could work in celtics favour, all the best enjoy your work

davybhoy ktf {Ed007's Note - Thanks Davy.}

Pat, you're a class act and no mistake.
paddybhoy {Ed007's Note - Trying to get him to write a blog for the site Paddy, good idea?? The site doesn't shut down when the window closes so give him a weekly "column" I was thinking. Tam Cowan better watch himself I reckon lol}}

Give it a bash Pat, We want Posso as our leader, cos he's big and strong and tough
paddybhoy {Ed007's Note - Less of the leader talk Paddy!!! Is this a mutiny? Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it infamy!!!!!!!!}

15 Aug 2011 19:39:59
rite big ed listen up pal:
1.sony wide skreens (50inchirs,thats biggur thin me )
£250
2.Ipods,i pads ,ipatches you name it, we huv goat it big
chap.
3 microwaves, big waves, sunamy waves, we huv goat thum.
4.hd,3d,vd , cd's,you huv gessed
it.....
5.dezinur gear, dodjy gear,top gear .....
the point is if thurs sumthin ye need n'yir ful a greed "who ye gonna coll ...?) wee patfae posso
listin ed when the wurld hiz takin a turn fur the wurse
ther is nae use worryin aboot it jist get rite in ther n'make sum dosh,
by the way ah still huvnae shifdid thae bottuls ae pims any takirs????
ps. this is no pat by the way rite....see the amount ae polis thits buyin this gear is inkredibul....
hee haw see yiz oan krime watch
ed ,whaers that wean ae mine MIKO, the wee buggir wiz suposed tae huv goat bak tae me oan them size XXXXXXL sanitery towuls... nowin him hes prob puntin thum tae wee sally, n tim fur hammoks fur the posh currents at ipox,in the aw ye kin eet lounge( notised ah sed currints)
pps thurs a xxxxxxxxl vibratur thet kood double up as a conkrete breaker £99:99 {Ed007's Note - Have you ever thought about doing a blog Pat?}

Whits a blog?ah now its a crose between a dug n'a log rite,
pimms anyone?? {Ed007's Note - Just pick a subject and write about it, look it up on the internet :-)

Naw aw jokin aside ed,ah did wan befour ah came oot thanks ed (strange guy ahl be keepin n'eye oot fur him,)as napolitan bonapert wance sed, ur wiz it nelsun?
( seen the size ae his colum????????)hee haw ah wance sailed aw the waey round springburn park singul haundidly,mind you ah wiz pished
Used n' slitely dentid rollur shuttirs hauf price cct vee camiras strait aff the wa' goin cheap, hear comes wee tim agane ...........
"naw ah dont dae dodjy tax discs noo fu'k aff,ya wee moochir, hey eds thurs alays wan ehhhh

So if ah dun a blug wid ye print it oan this page? n wid ah huv tae dae it eviry day like homewurk? {Ed007's Note - I would put it in the News section for you, you only do it when you want to, you can still post your daily enlightenments but you would just work on the blog, nobody writes a blog a day, Pat. Use a WP for it then you can work away at will, think about the weekly columnists in the papers, pick a subject and give your opinion on it. I'm sure all the regulars would read it. Amateur writers use 'blogging' as a hobby.}

Big man I will take one of everything u got lol ur patter has sold the lot to me haha, sitting watching the man city game n can't stop laughing lol

Cumby Bhoy {Ed007's Note - Evening Cumby.}

Evening ed,

Just watched aguaro burst into the premiership howcome we couldn't fork out the money for him think he could have been a good impact player coming off the bench at best haha, guys brilliant looks like he could be the difference and talking about tha was thinking about stokey today a think he gonna do well this year (not that he didn't last season) but he just looks focused

Cumby Bhoy {Ed007's Note - Kun is an amazing player, the EPL should be an amazing league to watch this years IMO, quite possibly the best yet. As long as Utd end up on top though. Stokes has got off to a great start and if he keeps it going it could be between him and Hooper to play alongside the "target man" we all think we need. We all assumed it would have been Hooper and X, but Stokes is pushing to take Hoopers place in that equation (when required, the Plan B so to speak) which can only benefit the team with that kind of healthy competition.}

15 Aug 2011 17:12:05
Is it just be but now that el Tadge is gone there aint many Rangers players that really wind me up. with the one laffable exception, and possibly Naismith but even he is not really objectionable

David

Mcgregor? He's a wido

15 Aug 2011 15:23:34
Great to score 5 against the Tangerines and continue 100% start to SPL, but defence had a few rocky moments that better teams will punish. Don't honestly know if Sion is that better team as I knoe hee-haw about them, but assume they will be better than what we have faced up to now?
We have been ravaged by injury in key areas but I must give credit to Scott Brown who is not a favourite of mine but his ability to shake off knocks and get right back into the action is admirable.
Which takes me to Maloney; the wee fella is always sh*t-hot this time of year and hopefully he can do a job and avoid injury for a wee change.
Hopefully we can get through this tie? Stokes, Ki and Mulgrew, among others are on top form lately and if we do get 2/3 additions soon then we can hopefully have a successfull season. By the way;
I hope the Craig Gordon rumour is a non-starter, apart from injuries I used to love when he played against us as he made as many mistakes as Henry -drop the ball - Smith......Jinky Fan

15 Aug 2011 14:30:04
Impressed with the clubs financial figures that have been released this morning, showing the club is.being.run by.the correct people, hopefully if we qualify for the.group stages we can expect further investment in the squad in the obvious areas I.e gk and a new striker

P.s ed is there reason my posts are not being posted in the last week or so?

Junglebhoy33 {Ed007's Note - Not that I know of mate (unless you were a naughty bhoy and been banned by your IP number). I was also away for a few days. And as you leave a name your posts get a higher preference. Some people have had problems with posting before and TBH we can't find any fault, if you leave an e-mail address in your next post (no one apart from myself will see it I will mail you how to contact me if you have any faults. I can only apologise if it is a fault at our end, the sites have all been unbelievably busy and we have had to move servers a few times to cope.}

15 Aug 2011 13:29:32
Why is everyone getting on Lukasz Zaluska back, yeah he has made some mistakes but the last two games he has been brilliant. Against aberdeen done nothing wrong but make decent saves and on saturday the man of the match award speaks for itself. i think he just needs more time to prove himself as he is a quality goalkeeper remember he hasnt really started games week in week out until this season so soon as he gets experience of playing with celtic and being the celtic number one he will have no problems, and when they eventually do bring in a goalkeeper neil lennon stated and johan mjallby stated it is just to compete with lukasz zaluska. mon the hoops

Were you actually at the game? He was never man of the match. On two occassions came rushing off his line and cocked it up, and then on another came out and did ok, but still dodgy. As well as that one of his goal kicks he actually kicked the floor and it went about 5 yards. All the game did for me was show us how desperately we need another goalie and a new cb to get Maj out Against Aberdeen he had nothing to do.

Yes i was at the match and the aberdeen match. and he was the man of the mach go check.

A bit of truth in both posts but as a former goalie I tell you confidence is everything. Zaluska was bought because he had an outstanding season with DU, their fans were gutted to lose him. Remember Jim Leighton had a crisis then came back just as good and played well until he retired. Zaluska may not be the man just now but he could be the man in the near future. I remember big Rab selling the bacon (along with Valharen) in the UEFA final and countless other blunders and he didnt get half the negative reports Zaluska gets. Remember there are 10 men in front of him who are meant to stop the shots coming in. Lets give the boy a chance and lets stop blaming the last man. {Ed007's Note - If you want to see a GK take a real battering off fans you should see the Man Utd site about De Gea! You are 100% correct, a GKs confidence in himself and in his defence are paramount to success. I even saw Neil Alexander having his say about it:
www.eveningtimes.co.uk/sport/editor-s-picks/neil-alexander-in-plea-over-defence-1.1116573

15 Aug 2011 12:47:30
Ment to post this eailer on the week, but my mate who works at parkhead burger van was talkin to rab douglas and overheard something about a player/coach deal being mentioned (straight fromm lennons mouth btw), also he doing the food Lawells's grandsons party and when he asked what it would cost Lawell said how about Robbie Keane and then winked. Must be something in it.

the realdeal bhoy.

Thanks for this, i needed a laugh.

TrampsPants

The burger guy is back woo hoo where ave u been did ur burger mate fall out with u for a while cheers for the laugh

oh and btw not 1 of ur rumours have came true so keep bringing the laughs

Mate the season been off so lennons not been for his usual burger n that. and ma rumour that Wilson was comming was spot on.

the realdealbhoy

He would only warm the bench behind hooper and stokes anyway lol

15 Aug 2011 10:31:17
Looking at Sion game on tuesday (I have my tickets already) should be good open game swiss team have scored 9 but lost 6 in three league games.Hopefully we should see them off, but i would ask crowd even if we lose a goal not to panic as i see us winning 3-1 or 4-1, I also think we will score over there. Also in defence i would drop mastovlovic and move Mulgrew there with kelvin and play other wilson at left back with mathews on right. If hooper and kayal dont make it play 4-5-1 with either stokes or sammy and put wanyamma in holding midfield. If we get 50,000 there Celtic will make about £2m+ from game with eufa bonuses etc.. Hail hail Timalloy

Play wanyamma aye guid yin he is rank rotten

Away to back to Mordor ya Orc.

TrampsPants

My thoughts for the Sion game. TORA TORA TORA ....Attack Attack Attack their defence is as dodgy as ours and our boys are better up front, if we go in all tippy tappy it will be a 1-1 disaster.

Have to go for it Attack is the best sort of defence

15 Aug 2011 03:37:55
Paddy McCourt is a joke, name a half decent team he has scored against? He doesn't even get a look on, all he's good for is coming on late in a game (majority of the time) and running past defenders in predictable fashion. It's all paper talk, he will end up if anything at a championship club. He can't even celebrate with a team mate without getting injured.

L dont get your first line here saying Paddy is a joke? explain please? IMO he is a valuable member of our squad and can and has offered more to the team now than some others who get in before him.
go away back to your own page thanks .

davybhoy ktf.

Totally agree with u mate if any1 wants him sell him goal against faroes does not make him a guid player