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14 Mar 2013 20:24:31
David Icke is 100% correct. Newco5088Rangers are a hologram and the deady bears are locked in the matrix. {Ed007's Note - I have read/watched a lot of David Icke (he done an 8 hour presentation at Brixton Academy in 2010 I would highly recommend), I have said for 2 years that Craig Whyte looked like a reptilian shape-shifter. Don't mock what you don't understand.}
14 Mar 2013 19:09:31
What kind of level do you think Neil Lennon would manage at were he to move to England?
I'm a Rangers fan, and I was having this discussion with my mates, and they all said he would start out at Championship level. However I said I think he is a promising young manager who would start off at a lower level EPL job (Aston Villa/Wigan etc) and could work his way up.
Just wondering what you all think? You see much more of the team and him than I do.
s20c
14 Mar 2013 18:59:19
Bhoys & ghirls couple of interesting pieces on Celtic rumours now page, the 1st piece is by a Kenyan journo Collins okinyo who is apparently a close friend of our Victor wanyama. A comment posted by a Celtic fan says it's amazing how you have to go to a Kenyan journalist for an informative & unbiased piece of journalism very true & a sad indictment on the press here. The other was about is it a Mr masterson? The owner r major shareholder in dunfermline & big noise or formerly a big noise at bank of Scotland & his part in a 3 quarters of a billion loan to sdm & other crazy loans to his mates, interesting & eye popping stuff imo. I hope dunfermline survive & this pirate masterson gets plums. HH AbS
14 Mar 2013 17:36:58
There's no integrity left in Scottish football. Never mind sporting integrity. The LNS report, killed what was left, buried it and put up its headstone.
With guys like green, Jabba, Longmuir, Regan, Ogilvie, in the game, it doesn't look great going forward. They don't give me any confidence at all.
14 Mar 2013 17:35:05
Frank The Pope. Apparently the NewPo will start off in the Third World and work his way up. We are the Papal
14 Mar 2013 15:30:23
did you see that celtic fan in the paper yesterday. he had £5 accumulator on 4 correct scores in the last 16 cl. last week he got 3 right and had to wait seven days til the barca game and pray for 4-0 which he got in the 92nd minute. torture! but massive kudos to the guy. he won £50,000. he deserves every single penny. enjoy. shammy
14 Mar 2013 15:22:32
here edo ah jist postit this oan the help the needy page whits the chancis ae getting printit???
fed up with the same old crap on tv?.
LIMITED TIME OFFER WHY NOT UPGRADE NOW TO A CELTIC SEASON TICKET, terms & conditions apply
all rangers supporters must be accompanied by an adult
ideally a parent but if you can't find them then any old adult will do, this offer will be withdrawn at no further notice.
celtic is part of the "we are glasgow celtic company & as so is bound by the companies house agreement unlike some others,.
always look for the glasgow celtic logo (tm)
14 Mar 2013 15:14:27
given that deady bears are all staunch royalists maybe they can understand this. the king is dead, long live the king. they still have a king. but he is a different, new king. the old king may have spawned him and passed on his supporters, but the old dead king can do nothing to add to his history, he is dead. therefor everything that happens after his death becomes the new kings history. simples!! the rangers are dead, long live the Sevconians. shammy
14 Mar 2013 13:54:41
here ed whit ah day man am here doon it the broomielaw fur the "get it rite up thum wae thur bedroom tax!" walk thurs hunners and thoosands here, still that's enuff aboot ma ice creem,
so wuv went tae the merch and merched (ah bit like the auld ranjurs merches (rembur thaem bit this wan actually hid ah point tae it )
anywaey we aw endit in the sarry fur a wee cam doon bevy because spirits wur high ed, mind you the lagers a bit steep tae, anywaey everythins hunky dory till wee ex cardigan ewing stauns up and says rite gang who waants tae jine me in
"abide wae me?"
well that's it ed the plaice hiz eruptit,
ah only hud enuff time tae jump the baur tae get a hauf bootul and a couple ae warrints thit wur oot fur wee timbo, back tae yous in the stwedios ed
ps tommy sheridan appears the morra it the sheriff wance he gets back fae manchestur
14 Mar 2013 13:24:53
SFL chief executive David Longmuir admits league reconstruction may not be pushed through before the start of next season following criticism of his Celtic and Rangers 'colt team' proposal. (Various)
Rangers fans have threatened to boycott all away games next season if SFL clubs back the shake-up proposal for leagues of 12-12-18.
So its denial of pro newco 5088rangers to a pro newco5088rangers from a pro 5088rangers. Blackmail of decision makers by the newco5088ers deady bears.
They really never give up on dragging the game down in Scotland.
14 Mar 2013 13:12:32
gordon strachan has revealed that he got some good unexpected news on tues on his scotland squad.
the scotland manager said" big allan magregor has just phoned to tell me that he DOES'NT need an operation for a broken wrist as was first thought instead he has informed me that he had only put on a bandage too tightly which is great news for the squad in general & allan in particular,
we've also been able to cancel several operations that were pencilled in for Allan originally,
ie the hernia op that was only averted at the last minute due to allan wearing his partners tight thong, & the tumour where his brain used to be which was only a headband stapled to allans head,
everything seems to be much better in the magregor household now that his partner had been told the good news, she has also been told that the deep vein thrombosis in her legs were simply a case of her putting her tights oan back to front & the amputation of her feet due to the wrong shoes on wrong feet, unfortunately she was too late to notify her mum who tragically had both legs amputated below the knee only to read her voicemail later to be told that her bicycle clips should have been taken off in 1963, bit anywaey she wisnae named in the squad,
no because she's 76 jist because she husnae a scots granny.
back to posso pat in the scotlund the daey stewdios drinkin buckie wae JON MACKAY and big hamm anne
breakin news jist in that the new pope & the pope jist retyred your tae opin a new resturant in easterhoose cauld " frankie and bennys"
back tae you edo
14 Mar 2013 04:21:37
The investors they looked, but it didn't take long
For these guys to find out, that something was wrong
To balance the books, was a task and a half
And all left by asking, you having a laugh
As each week went past, and no one would buy
Along came a truly, astonishing guy
Now most had not heard, of this savior it seems
Was he really the man, to fulfill their dreams
With flannel and ego, he spoke it in spades
If only they knew, what he did at the "Blades"
He fleeced them, he sunk them, and left in a hurry
Now he was heading, to meet David Murray
The media questioned, who, s this man with the loot
As he stood on the steps, with his blue shiny suit
An investor I am, was the tale that he told
The masses they listened, and soon they were sold
Two quid was the price, that he paid agent White
That was the first clue, that money was tight
A failed CVA, was to scupper his plans
No worries he told, those delusional fans
From Dallas to Nike, and top Euro players
I am the answer, to all of your prayers
I need you to join me, in helping a hand
As long as you keep your head, stuck in the sand
Fast money was needed, so he gathered the bears
He gave them some paper, that he said was shares
The paper came in, at five hundred a pop
To this day, my laughter, it will not stop
The money was raised, and he couldn't believe
How easy these zombies, were to decieve
Tens of millions he claimed, was the final tally
And here, s even more news, there, s millions for Sally
They cheered and they hailed this incredible guy
Will it be Messi, or Rooney they buy?
The fans to a man, they bought into this tube
To shaft them he certainly, needed no lube.
In tears it will end, nothing surer I state
And then they will learn, the extent of their fate
And this is my parting, my last words to you
When we all laugh again, when its admin part two
Green Quill
14 Mar 2013 10:04:48
So the RST have issued a statement stating they will boycott all away games next season if SFL Clubs back the 12-12-18
Some mouth piece has issued a statement, 'this is just some of it If it went through there would be no credibility left. Without a call to supporters I think they would naturally stay away.
We are trying to work out way back up while others are attempting to hold us back and drag up down' blah blah
PATHETIC does not cover it. In a couple of years the current SFL leagues will be a distant memory to Rangers, well assuming they get themselves a more competent manager that is.
Considering there is no change to the length of time it will take to reach the top tier, to me this is nothing more than attention seeking and getting excuses in just now to justify their falling attendances for next season. ~ Mrs E
14 Mar 2013 08:35:17
Got two naps today (a wee whisper) and quite relevant on here.
Walkon 4. 00 (about 20/1)
Problema Tic 4. 40 (about 14/1)
do a wee each way double good luck Timalloy
14 Mar 2013 02:29:13
Not a rumour just wondered if they don't get promoted what do yous think about big wes morgan from leicester as a potential cb whenever av seen him playin this season iv been impressed by him he's sum size of a guy he's commandin and a no nonsense old fashioned cb and doubt he would cost that much if they don't get promoted