Celtic Banter Archive September 13 2011

13 Sep 2011 22:42:49
here listun tae this rite ,wan ah ma wee bestist pals wurks fur the sammy ritans rite n she gets this call,
helo iz thur sumbidy there ah need help?
hello ma namz wee sammy fae the posso saamarituns how kin ah be a help tae yiz the nite?"
well ma names big jorge fae baurheed n ah it ma wits end ahl tell ye "!
whits up sur cam doon n tell me whits the problum"
well ah support ah teem...........
rite this is in the striktust confidunce rite hen ?
uv course it tis sur
well ah support rangurs n ahm it ma wits end wit wae the taksmin n big bainy , n the leccy men n aw s**te jist evurythin hen ....
ok sur dont dae anythin daft rite ...rite
well hen am oan the embra tae glesga trane trax lyin here ...ah jist waant the pain tae go awaey hen ...
here ah kin here a trane cumin hen wit wull ah dae, helo callur jist staey oan the line ok ?
( hi agnus am jist gaun fur a fag brake bak in 10 aw rite)
bless hur shes a wee dimund so she iz .
ppof the posso fleet

13 Sep 2011 22:08:06
Ed, I'm a bluenose through and
through but just read your Jock
Stein article and it brought a tear to
my eyes. This was a truly magnificent
achievement and one that proves
Stein was probably the greatest! I
remember the game in Wales where
he passed away - I cried like a baby.
He will not be forgotten. {Ed007's Note - Thanks very much mate. I have actually put it as a blog, never really done one before:

www.jockstein67.blogspot.com/

Cheers pal Timalloy

13 Sep 2011 22:01:55
Interesting article on Peter Lawwell


daviet {Ed007's Note - Davie, do you honestly think I am going to post a link to that bigoted neanderthal's site. Surely there is a village somewhere who is missing their idiot.}

Daviet, ha ha, you called yourself a moderate and cordial bear the other day, isn't it funny how quickly all you bears are exposed LOL Timalloy (your cordial tim)

Apologies Ed...

I should have stated that that site is currently down for maintenance and that only one article appears on the page- regarding Peter Lawwell. Apologies for not making this clear. I get back to the village in a mo....

I understand your reluctance in posting the URL.

And Timalloy...you have no idea who I am. You have no idea the amount of very positive discussions that I and many other RFC and CFC fans had on these pages over several months regarding the issues of bigotry, sectarianism and respect.

Before you jump down my throat again, look closely at the language I use in posts when I refer to RFC and CFC fans.
Then compare that to some of the terms of reference used by others'...

It's just an small instance, but a VERY important one...

To explain my absence, I used to be a regular contributor to both pages (CFC and RFC) but became fed up of the constant abuses which went further than the usual banter. That and the pressures of work kept me away. But it's nice to come back every now and then.

daviet

ps- keep it up ed007..... {Ed007's Note - I wasn't meaning you were an idiot Davie. The editor of that site is.}

Daviet is making an absolute arse of himself tonight. He's giving out ridiculous legal advice on the Rangers webpage and even the Rangers fans are telling him to shut up because he's talking pi5h.

Er Daviet pal, yes I noticed your "language" on your own site telling someone to "F" off for questioning you, ha ha very moderate, out of the mouths of babes and idiots are they condemned by their own actions ha ha ha bear you do "bear" false witness hail hail timalloy

No I didn't!

Stop being such a troublemaker!

What I asked the poster to do was to get a f*cking life as all he could he was get upset that I had posted something about the tax case.

daviet

13 Sep 2011 21:33:39
ed just wondering here , if rangers do go bust , do u think we could survive without them ? {Ed007's Note - I seriously doubt they will 'go bust'.}

I do doubt it my self but say they did , just try imagine it , do u think celtic would survive without them

13 Sep 2011 21:28:05
One thing

Fiver?

Tenner!


Quality.


Jamie mac(lovin its "their" turn) {Ed007's Note - Evening Jamie, thought you had deserted us lad?}

13 Sep 2011 21:15:24
Big chap.Any truth that the shame are missing training tomorro to go looking for the real radio renegade?

13 Sep 2011 20:09:41
Hail Hail the Taxmans here
What the hell do we care
What the hell do we care
Hail Hail the Taxmans here
What the hell do we care now

For they're the worst run team in Scotland
And their players all are rank
Bain is out to get them
Cause they've got no money in the f***1ng bank
We'll be there to cheer the Taxman on
When the Administrators come
And the cheers go up
When you know the Shame are f***3d
And we're all going to sing in Paradise


We'll be
And the players all are Sh1te

Wattie

Absolutely fantastic.Hope it's handed out on the coaches on way to game.
C'mon The Hoops!

Jungle Bhoy.

How about this one to hand out on the coaches. 3 years and no SPL title.

Struth {Ed007's Note - You hum it and we will sing it. Your song writing skills leave a lot to be desired. Struth, even Kylie wouldn't sing that!}

Struth ! While the Green Brigade go from "strength to stregnth" we stil await the much haralded arrival of the Blue Order , obviously not got enough permitted legal material lol

13 Sep 2011 19:42:56
Evening Ed007, just been listening to Radio Scotland and Chick and Traynor arguing again about Rangers, hilarious. Gist of it was Chick was accusing Traynor of not asking enough questions, about administration, about the warchest, again Traynor said Whyte told HIM directly, that £15m would be available for wages and players. Traynor was also saying that even if HMRC case was won, which he doubted, there was stil a £10m downfall. Guy texted in and asked why press had not investigated Whyte and his companies the same way they did with Fergus, Chick's answer, from a so called journalist, was hilarious, he said it was "hard to find information about his companies"
Traynor then accused BBC of not investigating Whyte more closely, then the argument turned to the press saying Whyte was a "billionaire" then moved down to "multi millionaire" then finally to a "wealthy businessman" you could not make it up, it was the best comedy I have listened to in years, oh dear when the lap top loyal fall out ha ha.
Hail hail Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Evening Tim, I'm listening to it. I don't usually but I had to tonight to hear them squirm. John 8:32 HH}

ED why are we squirming. Did you actually read the newspapers today. Obviously as Celtic fans yous couldnt understand the Story and all you all seen was headlines.
I hope to come on here on Sunday night and most of you all will be on saying "oh we were robbed, referees are poor, never a penalty, conspiracy" or on the other hand it will be as normal when you lose something (which is quite a lot in recent years) oHHHHH so quiet, its oh so qiuet, shhhhh, shhhhh. There you go ED you know the song I will hum it you sing it LOL. {Ed007's Note - I don't read 'red tops' so I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't need to read them to know what is happening at Rangers. I do like the way you gullible people choose what to believe and disbelieve though regarding what suits your current state of denial. After months of me telling ostriches like yourself what was going to happen, you now decide to trust a newspaper! Just like you believed the '£15m Warchest' story and the fabled (blatant lie) Jelavic Surely there can't be any more bad news? John 8:32}

Edd07, gullible bear, Traynor tonight on Radio admitted it was Gordon Smith who made up Jelavic bid, gullible bear we are never silent on this site, we have too much to enjoy. We look forward to you coming on Sunday after the game when the mighty hoops thrash you 5 -0, Bang Bang hatrick, hail the new larsson. Leave a name when you come back or else we shall name you the humming bear LOL Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I know, it's strange that I was accused of making that up about the Jelavic 'bid' Tim? Even stranger how my physic powers have chosen this point in my life to materialise eh?}

13 Sep 2011 19:15:42
Ed, I've read your posts over the last few months about the situation at Rangers and you have been spot on. Can you give me your honest opinion to what's going to happen to Rangers? Cheers Ed.
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - Thanks mate. Everything really hinges on the 'big' tax case but administration (not liquidation) is a distinct possibility. It is looking like Whyte has been planning for administration all along. Even if Rangers win the 'big' tax case, the transferred debt could prove difficult to pay. Now that the law has became involved it is hard to accurately say what will happen. For a 'self-made billionaire', Whyte doesn't seem to have very much actual capital to invest in the club. He has broken practically every promise he made the Rangers fans and the day to day running finances of the club are obviously struggling to meet the demands. It could get worse before it gets better. The planned wage cuts does look like it could mean sales, either in January or next summer, you aren't going to cut that amount from stadium staff etc, it will be the playing staffs budget it will need to come out of. }

Followfollow81, dont worry, Celtic will help you out, we will take McGregor and Jelavic for £1m for both LOL Timalloy

If Rangers did go into administration they are talk that the administrators would let Whyte take over as main creditor. (only if Rangers go into admin) Is that true? That's the bit that worries me the most. As you said Ed he has broke all the promises that he said when he took over. But being a Rangers supporter I will give the team and the ones that are running the club my full support (well more so the team and manager). Cheers Ed.
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - Quite right FF, back your team and McCoist, he hasn't had much help. If the club go into administration then HMRC become the main creditor. Until Rangers or Lloyds (they are still owed the transferred debt) state who owns the floating-charge of Rangers assets it is difficult to see who would control the club, entering administration will not affect Rangers debt.}

You wish timalloy you wish. Are you saying McGregor and Jelavic are better that your keeper and hooper? You would be aswell taking Naismith and Davis to. We will throw in Broadfoot for nothing. Lol
Followfollow81

Followfollow81, living up to his name, "following" all the different eds to ask them same question LOL Timalloy
There are some "eds" you havent asked FF all the "Ed"cases on Rangers site ha ha Timalloy

Whyte is a diificult guy to get info on but what does seem for sure is...he has previously set-up a company that went bankrupt, he has moved to Monaco in the past (tax haven but the team he bought would know about that) and he does or is the front for a company that does specialise in businesses in trouble & turning them around, then selling them on. However, football is completely different from a normal business as is proved with the tax case...HMRC would hit a 'normal' business with a 'winding-up' order. Wouldn't take Jelavic, he doesn't want to play in Scotland at all ! Hooper's a Happy wee Hoop

Are you saying Ed001 & Ed014 is a Edcase? Lol. I see your on the Rangers page grassing me up cause I asked Ed007 a question. You are worth a watching timalloy. Lol. Are you JEALOUS?? Lol.
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - Ed001 is a LFC fan so he is a bit unstable, Ed014 is new so I'll go easy on her, for now ;-)

13 Sep 2011 18:24:35
For what it's worth.......I hope for the sake of Rangers fans their club don't go into insolvency/administration etc.

Remember, we know only too well what it's like for our club to be sailing close to the wind. It's not a nice feeling and we shouldn't wish it on anyone.....even THEM!! Besides, we need them and they need us. HAIL HAIL

ChrisBhoy

Not a nice feeling,but how much sympathy did we get when we almost went bust?didnt hear any noises from ibrox saying they needed us.hell mend them.

You're right, there was no sympathy............ from the bigots. The sensible folk knew it would have been disastrous for them if we had gone under.

Anyway......2 wrongs don't make a right!.

13 Sep 2011 18:07:09
scotzine.com/2011/09/chelsea-bound-islam-feruz-abus/
Saw this nonsense earlier today. A big headline claiming feruz has been "racially abused by angry Celtic fans".
Now, I've read the article and the only form of racism seems to be that "you can't trust Africans". Hardly warrants this headline does it? Don't get me wrong, Racism has no place in the world and needs to be stamped out but FFS.
Whilst there is a lot of over the top comments which nobody should be subjected to but to claim Celtic fans have been racially abusing him just shows what a scummy site it is.
And before anyone says I don't know what I'm talking about and that I don't know what being racially abused feels like, I'm married to a mixed race woman and we have been given plenty of abuse for being in a mixed marriage. Real racist abuse not this pish.
Ben Bhoy 1916 {Ed007's Note - I just deleted that other thread Ben, thanks, I never noticed that, my fault.}

No worries
ben Bhoy 1916

ED, just read this and as a Gers fan I did NOT see anything Racist on there. BUT there was some really bad comments made on his site from some of your fans. I just want to know something tho, do you agree that the boy should make something of himself and also help his own family in the process. Yes Tommy Burns and Celtic helped this boy in his hour of need, but Tommy Burns would have never stood in the boys way to better himself. No one and I mean no one would turn down a opportunity to better themselves if they could. I for one and probably yourself too would (if offered very good money with another employer) not move on and take that opportunity. If you think about it ED how many very talented young boys are out there who have signed S forms with both the old firm and been Sh*t on by them both and just left to crumble going back to the streets and ruining their lives. Yes he could have signed Pro with Celtic but any youngster at his age if a top club (nothing to do with history) came calling offering that cash they would all jump ship and go. Yes he will go down there and probably never make the first team but he has to at least give it a go. {Ed007's Note - Money turned his head a long time ago. As for the 'he owes TB' line, TB and CFC done what they could to help Feruz and his family. TB would be happy to see his career taking off, which ever club he is at. The boy was only 12 years old when TB died. It's hardly the same as nurturing McGeady for so many years. Feruz could have hung about a bit longer, even through loyalty, but he hasn't, deals like this happen all of the time, Feruz has a long way to go before he gets in Chelsea's first team and only time will tell if he (his agent) made the right choice. I hope he gets sold in 5 years time for £100m, we will be due a percentage for training compensation (like Rangers with Arteta).

13 Sep 2011 16:51:31
This whole business with sion is really farcical uefa have made themselves look like mugs they were hoping Celtic done them a favour and eliminated them to save them from expelling them in that case they should have been expelled before the draw was made for group stages now they have ten days to appeal uefa decision to expel them it will just go on and on what's your take on this ed. Tel bhoy 78 {Ed007's Note - A complete shambles from the beginning Tel.}

13 Sep 2011 16:26:54
Here we go again, we're on the road again.
We're on the road again. We're on our way to paradise.

C'mon the hoops let's show Europe we can compete in Europe, and put the other team in Glasgow to shame.

Cumby Bhoy

Youve already showed you cant compete in Europe thats why Sion pum**d yous 3-1. Yes they played players they shouldnt have but yous have not competed in european games for the past 4 years, the record speaks for itself mate. {Ed007's Note - But would Sion have 'Malmo'd' us if they hadn't played ineligible players? I guess we will never know now.}

I guess not ED, but your record in Europe recently you did not comment on LOL {Ed007's Note - Rangers have won 1 match in how many? If you need a straw for your Kwenchy Cup just ask, stop grasping at them.}

13 Sep 2011 14:16:45
Do not know what the Uefa decision will be but I will go on record now to state if Celts do not get into the competition due to a 'U' turn or backdown by the men in suits it will not surprise me.
Scotland has no muscle in Europe....
Anyway I have said before on here that I think NL is too niaive in Europe and another year under his belt on the domestic front will be a financial sacrifice for the club but hopefully a better prepared manager and team for the future.
We are not ready for Europe and it showed in the qualifiers and the ineligable players were not exactly Barcelona 'Ringers'. Just an honest opinion....


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