Celtic Banter Archive October 13 2012

 

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13 Oct 2012 18:43:04
here ed brekkin news oan sky splurts news,
" aye rite ed ,am staunin ootside big colin hendry's hoose in blackburn cos thers a stooshie goin oan he's jist been arrestit ,n wull soon bae takin tae the suthurn generul in blackburn ,he semminly hiz lost 2 teeth,brokin jaw, crushed haw maws, n hid hiz hair set fire,
wen a spoke tae um lyin oan iz bak he sade .
" pat ya wee fk...( nuff aboot that)
aye a wiz jist comin oot the blackburn golf course celbratin ma win wae a cigar, wae ma gold winnerrs medal oan a chain roon ma gregurry peck wen ah wiz set upoan wae mad mob fur nae raisin, so a shoutit "now then! now then ! this bstd kicked ma teeth oot wtfks that aw aboot pat?
" ah dont no big chap !"
then awrite a gave intae temptation n stuck the boot in ( bit only 4 times)
bak tae youz in the stewdios edo ,
fae mistifyed pat yur ravin repourtur

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13 Oct 2012 18:00:13
Elgin win and sevco drop to fourth in fourth tier. With Clyde behind with a game in hand. Two months of football already. Ally must stay, Green must stay.

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13 Oct 2012 17:32:12
Big Efe scored the first in Nigeria's 4-0 romp!....let's hope he brings that form home!

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13 Oct 2012 17:12:33
Can't believe the amount of nonsense on the site today regarding Hooper being a money grabber and overrated etc. the guy is, in my opinion, the best striker we've had in years. Possibly even since Larsson and I've only ever got the impression that he loves the club and loves playin for the club. The papers have reported about Hooper moving constantly since he came here, and without any real evidence or quotes I will not be jumping on the bandwagon as some posters have.
Kevbhoy

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Well said Kev, even if he does want a move, as long as he does the business for us while hes here, he will get my backing. He is English so why the big fuss if he has got an eye on the EPL. I trust John Park to unearth another goal scorer if needed.

Joeshmo1888

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Just Celtic creating rumours to get an inflated price for him. No biggy, everybody does it these days

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13 Oct 2012 16:38:48
Call yourself fans? Get a grip man! There
Has not been one quote or video footage
Of anyone from parkhead talking
About hoppers contract n what he's after nball this crap, stop believing made up stories n actually be a fan n think ahead the Celtic way,
This time last year beram kayal was in
The same situation and he signed an improved
Contract and his form was poor kos of
All the contract talk surrounding him.Do you not th
do you not think Hooper would be in the same boat when premiership comes out with alot
Of crap wanting people to believe it?
7 goals in the last 5 games suggests hoppers
Loving life and he has actually spoke himself previously of how he loves it up here.Guarantee Hooper stays n signs a new contract
(I'll reply again when he does)

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Lenny and Hooper get along fine. Lenny can't stop praising the lad and leads the argument for him to get his England cap. Celtic have coached Hooper well and he has benefitted from that and our European platform to showcase his talents.
Many former old firm players have regretted going to EPL and losing out on CL international football. Celtic players are probably guaranteed 3 more years at least of CL.

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13 Oct 2012 12:22:54
here edo am a wee bit doon the day iz a wiz readin aboot ex pat's this n ex pat's that its jist thit a nevut new a hid,
1. so minny relatifs...
B. thur aw deed
so aw dunashuns welcum ed cos thats a load ah funerills tae got tae mate, here ahl need tae get posthumurous leev fae the springy buroo next week tae, ahl get ma peepul tae contact theirs eh ,
get bak asap bye peeple tae dae places tae go

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12 Oct 2012 17:01:28
thats it ed am fkn pissed aff wae they perk n rides thats 3 fkn oors the day 5 yisturday n 4 the day afore n fur whit not a fkn snifftur?
apart fae that its cost me 18 euros(they wur wans thit huv only jist been printit if ye no wit a mean) stull its stull almist legul tend her, anywaey the point iz its a swiz boays the moruk ae the storie is if ye wantn yur nat king
then paey a hookur least ye no whit yur gettin (std's wurums,vd,bell end syndrum internul cumbustyin, clap, rabies,siff,)bit hey life no a bowl a cherries edo jist look it wee timbo,a like wee timbo see wen he stauns next tae me a aewaeys get a burd so ask yersell how come?
mibee bad choise ah wurds bit ye get ma drift ed?
ah blame you? hey ur youn still gettin yours ed cos a no big moniepinny wiz desertin ur duties?

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12 Oct 2012 15:15:26
found this on another site , worth a read

I'd like to get the cash in the bag. I'm 60 next year, Iˆwant to get this finished before I finish.ˆThe reality is, if Israel bombs Tehran this will not list “‚it's nothing to do with whether it's a good business, or whether Charles Green's mad, just that someone took off in an aeroplane.

That is what Green told City AM today.

Read the rest. He is absolutely mental. He must have been steaming when he did that interview.

If you look at the last eight years [Rangers] have spent £100m on players and received £5m back from sales. “ Crap. Utter crap.

I'm going to stop Ally and the players speaking to the press, which is great news for the internet and content. What we want to do is put that onto Rangers media “ and it can go out to press afterwards. We think we can make substantial revenues. “ Crap. You contractually have to let them talk to the press.

The minute they kicked us out of the SPL, you have your own image rights. “ Crap. Your media rights are held by the SFL hence you gnashing your teeth about getting nothing from your games being televised.

The real good thing is the predictability of this. We sold 36,000 season tickets at £320 average Crap. Dearest ticket was £280 odd quid

I would be disappointed three years down the line if we're not doing £30m and making £7m just from merchandising. Now, if we then say we've done the property deal and get £5-10m. If we're back in the top league, in Europe, that's £60m. Merchandising, better sponsorship and we're turning over more than £100m. “ Absolute crap

I say to the fans “ I'm a Yorkshireman, I want to take money off them. But I don't want to run off with it, I want to put it back into the club and make more money." “ Then I will run off with it

more lies from the rangers court jester

rickster

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I know it was unbelievable but this guy is a bigger joke than Sally.

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Its unbelievable that someone, anyone doesn't advise him to rain it in. I mean, its almost everyday. The man can't speak without lying, contradicting himself or sounding like an idiot who's making it up as he goes along.

Brilliant entertainment, if a bit infuriating at times.

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When you consider transfer fee's and wages,the claim of 100mil spent and 5 mil received back , isn't too far out of line. Hutton sold for 8mil ( apparently ), nobody else I can think of that was sold for anything worth talking about. Give or take a mil or two, I think that figure is pretty accurate

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12 Oct 2012 14:03:02
Comedy Gold here...
Charles Green says Rangers would be in a European league

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19924802

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Not without three years of audited certified accounts.

In fact no club is allowed in SFL without 4 years audited accounts. Newco has zero accounts.
One person said the SFL would allow oldco accounts until it was discovered oldco had not reported two previous years of accounts. That's three trading years since previous accounts. SFL BROKE THEIR OWN REGULATIONS TO ALLOW RANGERS IN. ANYONE COULD HAVE GOND TO HIGH COURT TO PROTEST AND REVERSE THAT DECISION.

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As we all know, Lord Carloway at the high court doesn't like football associations and governing bodies to break their own regulations. Any team or individual concerned at Rangers illegal admittance to SFL can take it to high court.

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12 Oct 2012 10:31:04
morning ed, just had my daily morning catch up of comedy gold coming out of castle greyskull and read that chico is saying fat sally will have money to spend from the new share issue are they not under a transfer embargo for a season meaning they cant sign anyone until next seasons january transfer window or is he by saying this he's trying too fool (which aint hard) to fool the clowns who follow sevco fc.
davie

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Ahh, maybe he means Sevco will be playing somewhere else and the embargo will not apply.... Na just joking, think he means money will be available come Jan 2014

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13 Oct 2012 12:29:11
Bored,bored,bored.why do scotland even bother with internationals any more?never qualify gor anything,and totally ruins domestic football programme.weekends without club football are crap.

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13 Oct 2012 12:11:10
here you edski wers ma bloag? {Ed001's Note - it's there waiting for Bondy to get back from his night with a virgin to decipher it for me. You don't get many virgins in his area, so I am told, so he is making a proper day and night of it. A real special occasion, so to speak. You know, night down the pub, followed by a romantic stroll along the pavement, punctuated with stops to alternately pee and vomit down alleyways, ended with a romantic meal outside the local chippy while arguing with local neds. It is an unforgettable night that virgin will be getting, I tell you!}

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Here a like your stile big chap

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