Celtic Banter Archive June 13 2011
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13 Jun 2011 21:58:56
"Strong rumours that Newcastle are looking to bring in Scott Brown for five million pounds ( Deal may include Fraser Forster however it is highly unlikely as they rate him highly)"
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Hope so.
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Forster is rubbish he ll never play for newcastle
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13 Jun 2011 21:47:34
My mate that works in the burger van at parkhead, helped do the buffet at alan huttons wedding. He overhead mcgregor and hutton say gomis is on his way to parkhead and brown the other way. I said this months ago. Where are the guys who were mocking me now????
Therealdeal bhoy (spot on again)
still mocking you, thats a belter
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13 Jun 2011 21:34:57
Is Alistair Mcoist the oldest ever apprentice to become a football manager, just wonderin???
paddybhoy
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He's the manager now simpleton
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Yup, according to the scottish press the court jester is pre pubescant in football terms, hes officially named alistair from now on.another love in for the press and manager of poundstretchgers fc
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13 Jun 2011 21:24:19
i doubt a man who makes burgers outside parkhead would be doing huttons wedding im mocking you ya nutter
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It's funny how you lot keep slagging off Rangers for having no money, guess what, we don't need money to win the SPL, lol.
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13 Jun 2011 21:19:18
fellow bhoys, why do we keep saying kayal and emilio are worth millions when there not, dont get me wrong, id say kayal would be around the 3 and a half mill mark, emilio the same, my point is if guys like they 2 think they deserve wage rises then there havin a laugh, if we won the league then yes, startin to show there true colours, we signed them from obscurity, gave them there break, now there thinking there better than they actually are, it gets on my nerves,
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I know where your coming from but please do me a favour dont always listen to the press, we all know if anyone starts thinkin they are bigger than the club lennon will hunt them 2 feck
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They deserve wage rises, and I'd give them wage rises if it meant keeping them another season as their value will only increase playing in Europe if we make it there and I don't see them becoming shocking all of a sudden as we're talking two of our key players all season.
Fact is they're on two of the lowest paid players at the club and yet are two of our most consistent performers. The team should be built around these two plus two or three others - not with the meagre funds we get for selling them to chancers in the Premiership.
Samaras must be one of the highest and is one of the most inconsistent. Same with Scott Brown first few seasons, although to be fair to him he's come onto a game this season since playing down the right that'd almost justify paying him a decent wage. I'd also imagine Juarez is picking up more from the bench than those two. Maloney also must be earning top dollar at the club and spends most of his time on the treatment table. Each of these players will be earning more than the other two put together.
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If alan hutton was worth 9 mil the emilio is worth at least 10/ and if its true that edu is leaving rangers for 4 mil then kayal is worth triple that/ am not sayin we would get that for them cos prem clubs r snakes
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Emilio has not proved anything in europe, he also hasnt won anything of value. Hutton was playing well in the spl and Europe cosistantly. now get a grip u loony
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13 Jun 2011 20:52:52
has nathan tyson not signed for derby ? i thought i saw it on ssn i could be wrong but
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13 Jun 2011 20:48:54
another day same old story all celtic sites over loaded with crap from supporters of the forces of darkness and all things evil its starting to become an obsession with them they are becoming our very own stalkers
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13 Jun 2011 20:45:18
i was at the burger van at parkhead last night n stan petrov is back working in it part-time. he was telling me hes coming back to parkhead with reo-coker, downing, richard dunne, phil warnock and darren bent. they are all coming in a swap deal for big sami and we getting10 million as well
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13 Jun 2011 20:23:49
My mate that works in the burger van at parkhead, helped do the buffet at alan huttons wedding. He overhead mcgregor and hutton say gomis is on his way to parkhead and brown the other way. I said this months ago. Where are the guys who were mocking me now????
Therealdeal bhoy (spot on again)
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So what your trying to say is that a current rangers player and a former rangers player know the facts about a player moving and another moving the other way and none of the papers have a clue? it's not even worth mocking you, this has to be one of the worst rumours ever.
If we want to know about any possible transfers we'll go and ask your mate on the burger van who the celtic coaching team obviously trust enough to let him know about future transfers.....or not.
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13 Jun 2011 20:20:37
My mate that works in the burger van at parkhead, helped do the buffet at alan huttons wedding. He overhead mcgregor and hutton say gomis is on his way to parkhead and brown the other way. I said this months ago. Where are the guys who were mocking me now????
Therealdeal bhoy (spot on again)
Hahahahahaha this guy cracks me up always good for a laugh!! Dnt know whats funnier brown for gomis or the idea of a greasy spoon at hutton's waddin
Skinnybhoy
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13 Jun 2011 20:19:24
any1 else getting sick of the scottish media running stories of our players leaving . izzaguire , kayal now scott brown . who will be next ledley , hooper ? . yet nothing gets printed about rangers players .
scottish media trying to unsettle our players already
daviebhoy08.
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Conspiracy?
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13 Jun 2011 20:16:02
anyone else think this page is getting neglected last up date an hour ago {Ed001's Note - 007 is on a secret mission today, only thing is it is so secret he forgot to tell anyone! Sorry, we are trying to keep an eye on things but the only editor with enough free time to update it is the Rangers one and we didn't think you would like having him look after the site!}
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So has the rangers ed just took a crash course in reading? marty bhoy
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Thats because the rangers ed has nobody to talk to as all the rangers fans cant WRITE
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13 Jun 2011 19:52:38
Nathan Tyson has signed for Derby. Just because a guy said he was coming to celtic.
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13 Jun 2011 19:42:08
As a honest Rangers fan, I know a good player when I see one. Izzy & Kayal worth around 4-5million each but Scott Brown? that's a joke. He is rubbish and I can say that as a Scotland fan, how he is a international player? I think Scott Brown will be with Celtic because no-one will bid anything decent for him unless they are mad and Keith Lemon has a little love affair with him because they are as angry and ugly as eachother lol, Scott Brown won't leave Celtic unless Lemon gets sacked and someone else comes in and refuses to hand him a new contract. Just thought i'd come on to say that since you people are such a laugh.
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Is that why walter smith wanted to sign him?
walter smith has never hidden his admiration for scott brown and handed him his first international cap against the united states. why do you need to tell us that you are a honest rangers fan? or are you trying to tell us most rangers fans are dishonest?
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I was at that game, wee Brown came of the bench and scored.But it was chopped off for off side.I have always rated Brown.He gets slagged off for his ball winning and passion and up and at them style.I would not want him to cut that out his game.Its what makes him a player, and gives him the edge.And should give the English league and try.Show them all down there that he can play to.And has the ability that you need to cut it there, in all aspects of his game.And trust me with the midfielders coming through, there playing there in the top flight already.So if he does not leave.His Scotland place might be in jeperdy.And for the record.I am another Rangers fan.But I can see Scot Brown is a good player.And I am not ashamed to admit it.Just want to see Scotland, in another finals.And have our boys play against the best.And prove that we are not just there to make up the numbers.
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13 Jun 2011 19:02:40
"celtic kik out 4 mill bid for kayal valencia have showed intrest heres somthing funny for u ed news of the world have a picture of a new rangers top wich iz hooped lol also looks like our chances of landing shay or bellamy on loan r ruinded as man city say they want to sell"
Brilliant grammar.
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It is pretty terrible but we usually don't use it against people at the Ed's request. I got pulled up for it haha
Kevbhoy
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Sorry william shakespear
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13 Jun 2011 17:21:06
Trust me
Scott Brown will NOT leave celtic
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No one wants him, he's sh**e! fact!!
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13 Jun 2011 16:35:33
brown out ...... forster in plus cash lennon been told to generate cash cause no money available
NO MONEY AVAILABLE? away and dont talk aload of rubbish , lawell has already said there will be enough money for 2 or 3 key signings so dont talk rubbish
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13 Jun 2011 16:28:24
wn out ...... forster in plus cash lennon been told to generate cash cause no money available
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please ghod this better not be true- get FF to Feck not good enough to be Celtic keeper 6'7? and not command his own box...
plus we got good enough scouts to spot players for not lot cash HH
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13 Jun 2011 16:26:41
Message for the ed , , , i noticed you dont rate cuellar then???funny that as he is head and shoulders above anything the mankys have {Ed001's Note - how is that relevant? I don't support either team! He was very poor in England and that is all I have seen of him, even when he played centre back he just wasn't good enough.}
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Just wasnt good enough(just like ur team last season) he would walk into the celtic team
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13 Jun 2011 16:10:53
tick tock, i dont see to remember any announcement from celtic on sunday
Celtic I can assure you are on the verge of completing a move for Jaun Roman Riquelme to replace Kayal who will move to Bolton for 2.5m, fee for Riquelme is 1m but he will be getting payed 67500k a week, this will be funded by Dermot Desmond, will be announced on sunday, honestly can't wait for him to tear the SPL apart as well as running the show against Rangers
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Go boil her head you ki*t
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What planet r u on
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How can an attacking midfielder replace a defensive midfielder ???????
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13 Jun 2011 14:27:24
stipe pletikosa would be a great signing as the new keeper. spartak are willing to sell for less than £2m, for a guy thats only early 30s with european and many international caps.
other option could be david marshall who has done well in recent years.
given - city will only sell and wages too high
gordon - good keeper, too injury prone to be no.1
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13 Jun 2011 13:32:40
CELTIC WILL NOT SIGN BELLAMY , GIVEN OR SANTA CRUZ ! THEY ARE ON TOO MUCH WAGES AND MAN CITY BWANT THEM SOLD !
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13 Jun 2011 13:29:02
the biggest benefit of being a celtic fan is at least you don't have to worry about your passport being in date.. never in europe long enough to use it lol... enjoy your trip to Haven when it comes..
WATP
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So that's where the saying 'sweating like a rangers fan doing a spelling test' came from then! haven??
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& presumably yours has taken you around the world a few times ????????????
marty bhoy
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Wow this was posted in 2011? I thought it would have been posted in 1785. That joke is so old -.-
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A joke about rangers was around in 1785? A hundred years before they were formed? GBNL
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13 Jun 2011 13:28:17
Same guy again mentioned on an Italian site.
The defeat in the playoff finals to get into the Premier LeaIl Celtic flew to Israel for the next reinforcement in midfield: according to press the Scottish mission is to Lior Rafaelov, 25 year old wheel of Maccabi Haifa, also courted by Bruges.
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13 Jun 2011 13:26:01
celtic should go for big richard dunne, he would through kyle lafferty, jelavic n co around the place like ragdolls, hed stroll it up here plus big tic fan
DUNNE'S A MAN CITY FAN ALWAYS HAS BEEN PAL , BS!
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Wrong you t**t he is an everton fan
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Hes fat and 2 slow an think u meant to say would walk thru or run thru jelly would take him to the cleaners plz sign him oh god plz let them sign him
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Any one who's had a pint of guiness is a tic fan according to most celtic fans
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13 Jun 2011 12:58:10
Just seen this on a french website anyone heard of this guy.
French - detected to English translation
Maccabi Haifa transfers: Rafaelov to Celtic and FC Bruges?
Lior Rafaelov, midfielder for Maccabi Haifa, is envious. To believe the Scottish newspaper The Herald Scotland, Israel's 25 years strongly interested in Celtic, which is preparing to make an offer. But the Belgian club FC Bruges would also be on the forefront and be ready to raise the stakes.
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13 Jun 2011 12:28:29
Good news that Billy Davies was sacked, how on earth did he get away with not selling Kelvin Wilson to us in January.....dirty rotten wee scoundrel.....good luck signing on ya wee fud!!!
Bhrydo bhoy
Back from the dead Bhrydo bhoy don't think we've heard from you since the end of the season????
Billyboy1!!!!
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He was posted missing an my last post wasnt on here dont know why maybe the celtic ed has something against me davies never stopped him coming it was the chairman FACT if celtic offered enough money he would ave went forest wanted 1 million the penny pinchers offered 400,000 an the forest chairman said NO Bhrydo bhoy glad to see ur back was it a long holiday ?????
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13 Jun 2011 10:12:13
To the person who had a laugh at Rangers new strip saying it wa hooped, Rangers actually had a hooped shirt BEFORE your lot, lol, you just copy everything we do.
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R u people not running around singing a song we made up, did u not spend ur title celebrations doing the lenny and the broonie, havent ur supporters failed on a number of occations to create an ultra group like the green brigade, and didnt u smash up a celtic shop while celebrating the title u just cant get enough u have to include us in evrything u cant even celebrate without bringing us into it
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13 Jun 2011 09:14:00
In this over inflated Market where average EPL players like Henderson are valued at 20m, we should be getting at least 10m for Kayal
Lenny and board not total mugs I have faith we will keep him or land a windfall to further invest in the Houndorian / Israeli markets to un-earth more gems, while bringing down the debt
Hail Hail @ds2803 on twitter
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1O million! the guys mince 2 million tops.. get a grip and give up the glue.. there's only 1 decent celtic player worth over 3 million and thats commons....fact
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Kayal is playing in the spl ffs, stop putting ridiculous valuations on him, , , he would be a squad player for wigan
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13 Jun 2011 04:26:55
"My brother and law is Anthony Stokes and this is what he has just told me
He's been sold to Wolves for 3m and will be announced next week, Kayal is going to Arsenal and Izaguirre will also leave. Commons is attracting 2m interest but won't be leaving. Forrest is going to Bolton and Maloney is going to Germany although no club has been confirmed.
All I know on incoming players are Weiss on loan, Bojan from Arsenal and a SPL based centre half although no names were mentioned "
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You know your talkin out your ar*e when you got Bojan's club wrong, honestly where do you people come from ?
Weiss will end up back at Rangers aswell.
I used to love coming on here but now its a struggle for me to read half of the pish posted, sorry for the rant ed has to be said IMO.
BB
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Correct mate not 1 rumour has came true and the eds arent helping either
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Seriously mate, how the f**k can Commons be worth £2m when Stokes goes for £3m. Surely if Stokes goes for £3m then Commons must be worth at least £6m!!!
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12 Jun 2011 23:58:23
''heard from a friend i respect that celts looking to take chris smalling on loan for a season. ferguson feels he needs first team games and toughened up''
You respect your imaginary friend that's a start, but Sir Alex only helps out the mighty Gers :)
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Hahahaahaha he played plenty of games for man u last season he aint letting him go on loan u thick muppet hahahaha
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12 Jun 2011 23:50:30
Really cant get my head around the Juarez situation.I really do think he can do a job for us.
Does anyone agree.
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HE'S PURE BAWS
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12 Jun 2011 23:48:35
loved the article on the news page ed makes u wonder i never looked at it that way brilliant were did u get it from it was full of accents and that u know what i mean these things -Â Ėĕ
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