Celtic Banter Archive July 13 2011

13 Jul 2011 22:44:36
wee pat your a pure riddie...
you obvs speak like an idiot, it doesnt mean you need to phonically write words how you say them..
Ed any chance of only posting stuff only written in English ppl can understand.

How about this...

Hes short fat and sweaty
hes obviously really neddy
Lennon better be ready..
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

Wee Pats posts are sh**ey
His mrs stains her nighty
We're struggling for signings slighty
BUT WE'LL STILL DO 4IAR

Bit of fun. but seriously Pat sort your life out, stop spending your Giro on tonic and get yourself to the job centre, or get yourself to Murray Park wel give you a trial, we take anyone, even wee fat neds. {Ed007's Note - The banter I can take, but slagging the Tonic is crossing a line that will not be tolerated}

Ok that was a bit harsh. I apologise Buckfast, that was unkind of me.. I am partial myself however not next to the clyde...

I think Pat prob drinks Monkfords.
Is it still £4 per bottle Patsy?

Hey pal with no name we like a bit of banter but you are bang out of order
What do you say to a Ranger fan with a beautiful girl on his arm? NICE TATTOO
What do Rangers fans use for Birth Control? THEIR PERSONALITIES. Timalloy
Sorry Ed just fed up with moronic rangers fans with no sense of humour, coming on here to vent their bias. {Ed007's Note - Some people still can't seem to grasp the concept of banter, Tim. Which is sad because I think all the regulars get on well and accept it all for what it is. CFC and Rangers fans come on here for a laugh and a wind up without all the nonsense.}

13 Jul 2011 22:24:56
Old Firm pre-season games to date :
Pl W D L GF GA
Celtic 3 2 0 1 3 1
Rangers 3 0 0 3 0 6
Celtic 3 players signed , 1 rejection
Rangers 1 player signed , several rejections to championship clubs , so far Celtic look in better shape .

Who are the three players signed as far as im aware only one signing wannabe or whatever his name is

Tony

Wlson and matthews?

13 Jul 2011 21:07:30
wee sallys no gettin this manajeriul thing rite the wee tube hes comin oot n' sayin things like "a sinin in the nixt 48 hrs or 24 hrs only tae be smacked in the fase wi a guy cauld " kamil" how bad is it tae get humpid fae a guy cauld kamil, whoo turnd the mighty gers doon fur SERIE B, wee pat fae ........... {Ed007's Note - Evening Pat}

Evening whers the day gaun ed its no easy bein mare populir thin bekhum, ( speshuly wen wee posh wants hir nassums( ah remembir years ago n' the judge sade " so why were you in the vaccinitie mr.... on the nite in kwestion ?" n'ma answir wiz " I wiz chasin ma nassums yir lordship" nassums if yi look it up in the latin book it kwoted " nassums iz the the patrin saint ae the land of nassumia, where anybidy thit disnae attemt tae huv "nassums is deemed oad and iz therefur stoned tae deth wi stones or mibbee a big srewtap ur wanae thae alkuhol free lagirs )"
mind you ed thats only a ruff transultation of the rules ae nassumia, but its gud enuff fir a wee midden l;ike me ed
talkin ae middens ah wundeir wher ma wee vera is the nite? she told me tae wakin hur roun aboot dark time, ( by thi way ah hate thees fukin lite nites )
posso p-at posso pat posso pat wae his blak n' wite kat.........hee haw?
ed yure gettin it sun bit no before me ya walliper {Ed007's Note - I don't even know if I do want "it", I'm not even sure what "it" is, Pat! I'll ask Moneypenny if I'm allowed "it" and get back to you mate}

Unbiased Chick Young has already nominated Sally for manager of year because of all the difficulties he has had to put up with. Jim traynor seconds it.
Hugh Keevins blames Celtic for everything Timalloy

Ed ahv ulredy spoke tae monipennie n she telt me shes kikin ye oot fir a mer mature man, like massel ( 'kin ell it widnae be a wee porkir like we sally wid it ed< if he wiz bak oan " a kwestyin a sport he wid be a tem n' his ane "width wise" )
mrs pat ?that hiz a nise ring tae it ed , by the way tel lmoneypenny tae keep her haun oan hir pennie til am bak..................
a well wishur {Ed007's Note - I'll pass on your best Pat, and give Mrs. Pat our wishes too (how does she put up with you? She must have the patience of a saint or be deaf!)

Whit?? {Ed007's Note - That is Pat, our resident Jekyll and Hyde. We are lucky he is on a sabbatical from the "Heed" or we wouldn't be able to make head nor tail of his posts}

Listen sun ah went tae the " cuthberts " in posso n' it nivir made me a bad persin, (we wur the only skool in the aria thit hid a pool so wen the skool nixt door "sarricen, ( so gud they named 2 pubs eftir it )used tae come in eftir us wee used tae de wee jobbies in the waatir till the day wen the instuctir sed "rite boays yir nizt lessuns cancilled so a duble period ( must be hell fir the wife) a swimmin,
a nony mouse

13 Jul 2011 16:21:13
Hi Tony, billybhoy1 first of all a BIG SHOUT to all the Rangers fans on your site that condemned the sectarian singing at last night's friendly, to a MAN they have said STOP, yes i know some will be worried about getting fines or worse docked points but it IS A GOOD SIGN FOR SEASON AHEAD, so from Timalloy well done Gers fans

So Tony your B...h Eh? You are definately barking up wrong tree Some people dont hesitate to speak their minds because they have NOTHING to lose( think about it)

Hey Tony, I dont complain about your SHORTCOMINGS Just your LONGSTAYS
TIMALLOY ( Top Dog )

Tony, sadly the sectarian signing has not been reported by Laptop Loyal this is part of the problem all these press chancers will never print anything bad about rangers unless they can bring Celtic into it. Scottish press need to take a long hard look at themselves. Timalloy

Would that be longstays as spl champions lol

Tony

Tony I would be getting worried about now cant see you winning SPL this year even with help of refs, SFA, Hearts, Motherwell and Inverness who all lie down to you, Sally's Army are in retreat. Timalloy

Inverness drew with us twice last year. Don't say they lie down to us just because you'se couldn't beat them when it mattered most.

SCBear

13 Jul 2011 13:25:12
Timmaloy you just get less funny everyday man

Billyboy1

Hi Billybhoy looks like I have done something to offend you, you keep leaving wee silly messages all my jokes are harmless lighten up like Tony and joke back, anyway you dont need to see what i post if you are on YOUR OWN site, on this site we have a laugh and a joke I have been on your site deadly dull and serious and all your fans want to do is spew out nasty things I just laugh it off.Timalloy

You haven't offended me just some of the stuff you post is just absolute garbage honestly. Jokes you call them?

Billyboy1

13 Jul 2011 12:46:42
Final Score Celtic win 1-0 Scott Brown goal 71 minutes Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Afternoon Tim, how is your day mate?}

Good Ed007 how are you? Now that Bothroyd is gone who do think we should go after heard them talk of young Rotherham player Le Fondre he seems to get good reviews but we need an experienced striker, but not Bellamy.Timalloy {Ed007's Note - ALF gets great reviews down south and he ticks all the boxes. I personally am hoping that we still have a chance of de Nigris but some EPL teams are reported to be looking at him now.}

13 Jul 2011 10:23:24
is the celtic game on anywhere?
new to this - Greg

13 Jul 2011 09:42:49
Ed do you know if there is any where doing a text service of the game today?

Stuck in work and can't use headphones to listen to the game and obviously can't watch it

Cheers

@ds2803