Celtic Banter Archive January 13 2013
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13 Jan 2013 18:47:29
amazing how darts is just like football, scott waites is going to be the world champion . best there is, but phil the power taylor doesn't play in that competition . just like Rangers being best, in scotland . pi$h
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Rangers don't exist pal. I know its hard to understand but they died trying to emulate the biggest club in Scotland. Away and take your happy pills.....martyc1888
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I obviously didn't write that properly, the point and comparison i was making was that they{ the the rangers } claim to be the best just like scott waites can claim to be the best { world champion } but he didn't play phil taylor, just as the the rangers don't play celtic .how can you be the best if you don't play the best, hope this explains what i meant martyc1888 . i also forgot to sign op .. shammy . see marty don't need happy pills, it was a dig at them just wrote it wrong obviously .. shammy
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13 Jan 2013 18:05:27
In regards to the Hooper Situation i think you will find i warned people of how Hooper felt about Celtic a few days back i was told i was only posting things from the media however i posted my comment days before the media published the story
Bhoy in the Know
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Jeeze what a chancer you are. Bond told us all this weeks if not months ago!.........green jhedi
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What did you warn people of that we didn't already know? Come on tell us! It's been in the media for months, I can't really remember what you said because it felt like I was reading yesterday's news 2 day on a row!
Bigbadjohn
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Ed 007 told us in the summer!
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Well done sir, massive pat on the back to you.
G93
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Firstly your not a Bhoy .. Secondly your not in the know . Thirdly your an ar&eh@£e .........DH
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Dh... what makes you think you got the right do tell anyone if they are a bhoy or not ??
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6) Bhoys don't go on to a Celtic website and post utter mince .......DH
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@ 7 ... iv read a fair share of mince on here ill also put my hands up to posting some of it does that mean i don't turn up with my season ticket and scarves every week like iv done for the last 30 year ??
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13 Jan 2013 16:23:01
Regan on Green:
"He's an outspoken guy. He calls a spade a shovel and he's..." yep sorry Regan i'll just stop you there, thankyou for your insight! pea
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Just like green jhedi, he calls a spade, a vertically pedeoperated organically produced shaft with a heat generated alloy cutting surface for excavating earth to produce an indentation in the surface of this planet .. shammy ... sorry jhedi couldn't resist
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I sincerely hope Reagan had some mouth wash handy after that. Oh, and a hankie for his nose............green jhedi
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@ Shammy; I would have went with " a vertically produced earth mover and excavator operated by the use of Shoulder connected appendages most popularly used in construction or gardening".............green jhedi
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Jhedi, i stand corrected .. shammy
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Jhedi . mybe not i got 2 agrees you got none, shammy
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@ Shammy; I better get agreeing with myself then LOL .............green jhedi
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13 Jan 2013 14:51:07
NL today will be at a managers seminar at the English FAs St George's Park with the likes of Fabio Capello, Jose Mourhino and Sir Alex Ferguson . He will also meet up with them tonight for a star studded dinner . Ally Mcoist today will be heading down to The Louden2 off Paisley Rd with the likes of David Leggat, Andy Goram, James Traynor and Mark Dingwall to watch Super Sunday on a dodgy Sly box . He will meet up with them tonight. for a closed doors eat all you can meal at The Loyal China Buffet King in Govan.....DH
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I'm delighted for Lenny. His reputation is, quite deservedly, growing. Rumour has it Guardiola will also be there.
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Disgusting, i demand to know the names of the peepul that never invited me . anyway i bet there's nae pies on the menu . chuckles will have something to say about this. we are the biggest club in scottishland, this is cross border pies, mmmmmmmmm pies pies, i want cross border pies . .. shammy
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13 Jan 2013 14:44:45
Just read what i consider to be a shocking piece by Tom English (thanks to Timalloy for pointing it out) that needs to be addressed. Green has been telling anyone who will listen about the fact that The rangers are invited to Qatar for the ECA conference.For weeks now he has been telling us that the ECA recognises them as the same club and this indeed would appear to be the case.It seems that Green went and introduced himself last year to explain his vision and plan for The rangers.In December a letter dropped on to the mat. Green;" In the letter the ECA state that they agree The rangers are the same club and that was very refreshing to read, this is important because in Scotland we are not invited to meetings, can't do anything and have no vote. However the European clubs are saying come, all expenses paid because you are one of the biggest clubs in Europe" Now the problems start.Pretty much since Green walked in the door at piebrox he has been slating the SFA. He has condemned them, compared them to bumbling amatuers and fed the "their out to get us" paranoia tumbling from inside piebrox.One problem.It seems that the ECA were in touch with the SFA to affirm the new clubs status.The response was final, different corporate entity, same club with history and honours intact.So it seems that Green has much to thank the big bad SFA for after all. That is not even the worst part, we have all become immune to Greens lying and fabrication, why are the SFA doing this? From special temporary licences to allowing them into the league format, without the required accounts, why is this happening? Think about it.You have a guy who does nothing but slag you off, slags all the footballing authorities off and is wanting out.Would you be giving him daily briefings on the reconstruction progress? A reconstruction his club cannot vote in? I find it hard to believe the slimy fingers of campbell ogilvie are not in this.Could someone explain how a former rangers director, who owes 90k to the EBT fund, can still be in place? or how a club still owing massive FOOTBALL debts receive a glowing reference from the SFA? I wonder if mr ogilvie penned the reference? I seriously think that question must be asked.If he did then an explanation must be forthcoming as to why.........green jhedi
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It matter not one iote. Uefa do not rcognise them. And they run our football. What is the eca ?
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@1; My point exactly.If UEFA don't recognise them as the same club, and according to them they REFORMED as a new club, what on earth are the SFA doing giving credence to greens claims? Who informed the ECA that the SFA, in direct contravention of UEFA, that they considered them the same club? I would ask the SFA this; If you recognise them as the same club why did they need a special licence to play Brechin? Why do they not pay ALL their debt as opposed to some?...........green jhedi
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I think UEFA need to come out and clarify the point. The SFA are clearly too spineless.
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As I have stated before it is for the court to decide if they are the same club, once they are officially liquidated this matter will be put to bed once and for all.In the meantime they and their sleekit little gang are simply taking. advantage of the lengthy delay that will take place until official liquidation takes place.However, I find it difficult to believe that the SFA would attempt to undermine the authority of the court as "only the court can interpret the law".pat-c
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Further to my earlier post when I was a lad I often plunked school, as a result I had to produce a note from my mother, anyway the school got fed up with my non-attendance and decided to investgate.It was eventually discovered that my mate (Tambell 0glivie) wrote my notes and i got my ar*e leathered. I hope another investigation takes place in the near future and Tambell (not his real name by the way) gets more than his ar*e leathered, him and his sleekit little gang who hide behind their public paid roles to enhance further the aims of a snake oil salesman and his new club
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13 Jan 2013 19:22:00
Yes GJ chuckles just cannot be believed, he is simply saying what his "deady bears" (copyright acknowldged) fans want to hear.
I think it was our own Mrs E who coined the other phrase "because they are in the basement, they have to shout loudest to be heard"
If this was any other club constantly coming out with diatribes against SFA they would be punished, but SFA is weak and Campbell is good at quelling fires on Rangers's behalf. Timalloy
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Forgot to sign off at no5 pat-c
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I don't agree, the SFA having made them agree to sanctions to get their licence to become a member of their association should now come out and clear this matter up also BDO should say how it is now.
Calum
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13 Jan 2013 14:03:58
Carlton cole got told he can go! He's a great replacement for hooper? What you think ed? {Ed007's Note - No thanks, I think he is an awful player.}
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After you said "He's a great replacement" you put a ?. You either think he is or isn't? He's rubbish at best and totally different type of player which doesn't make him a replacement.
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Carlton Cole! I had a clapped out Vauxhall carlton years ago that had a better first touch than him.And if i may say there was more scoring............green jhedi
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13 Jan 2013 13:29:05
Talking to my ex bear pals last night, they said that some of Rangers pubs are showing the Tannadice cup game. One bar is offering tickets for £5 which includes a pie and a hot buffet at half time.
Just heard that Sally and Jabba will be adhering to the boycott and watching game in this pub, manager of the pub has ordered 5000 extra pies lol Timalloy
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Just for sally ?
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Need to be a bleedin big bar if jabba and sneaky ally are in it.............green jhedi
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13 Jan 2013 19:28:04
ha ha 7 "disagrees" so far have I upset some deady bears C@ fans lol
Going to upset you some more deady bears..
My young nephew said "hope the television is working in these pubs, as we all know what happened last time a tv broke down..(blooming Chelsea fans...) Timalloy
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13 Jan 2013 13:16:11
Just saw this on the BBC from one of their commentators:
"For many this remains the English classic. This is a weighty game; it always has been and always will be. Politics, history, tragedy, music, geography, jealousy and a canal all come into it - but Manchester United against Liverpool causes sparks to fly like no other game. Perhaps the greatest thing about it is its unpredictability. But it's the history that makes it great - and you can't buy history."
The last line is surely what we all knew already, although it seems that some don't.
Fowler's Tiny Ears
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You also can't delete history... just because a bit of paper might say rangers are not the same club doesnt mean we aren't.
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@1: no-one ever claimed you can't delete it - you just can't add to it.
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13 Jan 2013 13:07:14
some of you will remember my post yesterday, about chuckies speech of being the same team because he payed of debt that wasn't theirs, all debts to european clubs, that's what he said .. interesting this morning then . rapid vienna say they have not. who do i believe ?? ..shammy
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13 Jan 2013 11:57:48
Another day another dose of madness from a third division club with delusions of grandeur. Step up ally mccoist. It would appear that he wants the transfer embargo lifted if reconstruction is achieved in the summer. There is no argument from mccoist on this other than, it seems, we are The rangers! "If it was changed in the summer and the embargo lifted we would not have to wait till Sept" Is that it ally? is that you well thought out, logical and reasoned point for the embargo being lifted? As you say yourself"it's an SFA ban" therefore nothing to do with any league body, so why even bring it up? On the moving to England debate he shows his true class. "If it benefited the club we would have to consider it, but we have been part of Scottish football for 140 years" Err, actually you have not.The club you played for was liquidated, nip across to greens office, or Traynors or ask your old pals goram and gough, and died.The club you now manage are MONTHS old. "Starting at the bottom in England would be the only way we could do it" Really ally? You mean a club a few months old, with no audited accounts, no credit facilities and owners who are still shrouded in mystery, with rumours abound of cash flow problems, would not start in the Premiership?
In another rambling piece of nonsense he claims that The rangers could have two teams! One in England, one in Scotland.The Scottish team would be a feeder team! Honestly, are they going mad over there? Now the madness is one thing, let's be honest this is hilarious, but it would not be wee sneaky if he did not veer into the world of dubious statements.Bearing in mind his "who are these people" when he clearly knew who they were, you might think he would be a touch more wary with his rent-a -quotes." As British as i am nobody loved playing for Scotland more than me" Bear in mind the amount of support The rangers pull from Norn irn and the fact that there is chaos and turmoil there because of "we are British" persons, why say this? I think we all know why............green jhedi
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13 Jan 2013 13:22:19
Green Jhedi, did you see Tom English piece today?
All this guff Green is spouting about invitation to ECA "all expenses paid" the ECA wrote to SFA and I guess our Campbell gave Rangers a glowing report hence the invitation. So chuckles the SFA helped you again.
But our own Peter Lawwell actually sat as a committee member on the ECA so again Celtic are ahead of the game. Today Lennon will meet up with all the top EPL managers at their meeting, another invite Sally never got.
Yes GJ I saw Sally's "I am British" quote sadly no member of the msm will pull him up over playing to the persons that follow his sad club. Timalloy
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It smacks of further desperation from Div 3. The only reason I can think McCoist is spouting this nonsense is in an attempt to convince their fans that they have money to spend. Something I find extremely unlikely.
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100% GJ its another day another deluded statement.I think the men in white coats need to pay a visit down edmiston drive as its getting crazier by the day over there
Gally
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By that reckoning then, what's to stop Barcelona and Real Madrid putting 2nd teams into the English Leagues ?
Do they think anything through before engaging their gubs lol
GJ, on the week Celtic announce new sponsorship.. I have never known this 3rd div club to be so vocal with such tripe.
Its all attention seeking, nothing else. Like those reality 'stars' you get where they will literally do anything to keep their mug in the news.
We watch with amusement ~ Mrs E
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I urge everybody to refer to them as the deady bears everytime anyone mentions them. They really think they have got away with this same club nonsense, maybe this will remind people of the real fact.And before anyone starts im not claiming I thought of this first just fed up with it all.
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The deady bears! I love it already.......green jhedi
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5 } the deady bears . from now on yes !!!!!!!! leave a name bud, wish i had come up with that ... shammy
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13 Jan 2013 16:14:04
How about 'Derangers'.. any takers? Going once.. going twice (hopefuly..!) gone! pea
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Pea, as in deranged, not bad. shammy
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13 Jan 2013 07:23:25
i see the whippet walker is at it again money for jellyfish has been paid not what rapid are saying just another wee lie fae chuckles cunnybhoy1
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It actually seems that this guy wants to run into trouble.Is he mad? Talking about everything but the facts!..........green jhedi
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12 Jan 2013 23:35:35
We will be signing a German under 21 international before the end of the month have been told he is a great prospect, have you heard who he is ED ? {Ed007's Note - You will find most German U21s are great prospects.}
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Germany's always a decent league to find bargains, their first div has some cracking talented strong players
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