Celtic Banter Archive February 13 2011

 

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13 Feb 2011 22:49:39
Yes indeed the stats speak for themselves. the spls all time top top scorer.kris boyd could not do in god nos how many games what jelavic done i 2 games against the hoops. be very wary of this big fellow.hes very near up to speed. .

All I was meaning is that he is unkown to all of us and hasn't had enough time to prove anything. He could go on and smash all records in the SPL for all I know, I wasn't slagging him, just saying I haven't seen enough of him to form an honest opinion of him. All I had was his stats and I have and will admittted he played well yesterday (only saw highlights). I'm not one for bad mouthing players I haven't seen alot of, ask me in 6 months and I'll give you my honest opinion on him. I will say one thing, even injured he was better than Beattie! As for his price tag £4 million from the Austrian league but McGregor is only valued at 3-4, bougy 5-6, scott brown at 8 mill (supposedly), if they were from Slovakia their prices would be at least treble that. P*ssed off with English clubs stealing our (both of us) teams best players for peanuts.

SickBhoy

P.S. Do you have a name mate?

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13 Feb 2011 22:33:55
To sickbhoy
no mate, no bad blood, i was just making a point.
it was someone else going on about the moral high ground, you pulled him up about his name and that was part of his reply. like you i don't want to see the site closed down. all you can do to stop sectarian posts is keep blocking them until the senders get fed up. good luck with the ed elections, i think you will need more luck getting your prize.
well pleased with the result btw. next time you talk to your no1 fan ray ray can you ask him for my rod back. no probs. lisboa 67

I know lisboa, i'm starting to think the ed conned me and is going to try to sell me a new phone! !

SickBhoy

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13 Feb 2011 22:30:17
Nite nite sickbhouy .work the marraw. .keep the craic going.FGAU.

I'm on holiday ramorra ha ha. FGAU?? ?
FFS am setting my mammy on you lol

Is FGAU your name mate?

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13 Feb 2011 22:24:53
Sickbhouy. would it be fair to say. u would have ginger hair.maybe wear glasses. have 9 brothers and sisters. and possible live in a mobile home. .

My nameless idiot, I have black hair, 20/ 20 vision (not bad for 36), 2 sisters and abrother. I live in a bought house (i.e no mortgage or rent to the council) seeing me and my brother have owned our own company for 14 years, my back account would choke your mum ( as would other parts of me). So what is your life, smoking and signing on? Watching Rangers on TV because you can't afford a ticket, and then sit and blame the everyone else for all the rotten things the world has done to you. You asked me questions and i've answered them, will you answer me? do i care? not really, like your folks and the job centre say you are just insignificant! No name to even have the minerals to be replied to, just like I've said for days. I would be grateful if you do not attempt to contact me in a post again. Ginger hair? Specs?? My family? you need help and to grow up you stinking little keyboard warrior! They say god takes the good young, expect to live to 90 you poisonous little bawbag, i've had ear wax that had a better life than a jealous little scroat lime you, and it's not my fault you are poor, unless your mum was that old bird outside Bairds that night, if so, i'm sorry son, she said she got sterilised after the last one fell out with 12 toes! If it is you I promise I will make it up to you, I never knew you existed son, but please try not to be bitter.

SickBhoy (Dad)

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13 Feb 2011 22:17:56
Nite nite sickbhouy .work the marraw. .keep the craic going.FGAU.

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13 Feb 2011 21:56:40
To all celtic fans who think pavlachenko will join
yous must be crazy still living in dream land best
chance u got is someone from ireland for
50 - 100 k as per . and for this rumour about a
celtic takeover is complete nonsese no 1 would
buy a team that can never stay in europe past
xmas or the qualifiers IN WALTER WE TRUST

and the manky mob are a good prospect at 190 mill after the taxman pumps you. yer an arse son FACT

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13 Feb 2011 22:02:30
Yes indeed the stats speak for themselves. the spls all time top top scorer.kris boyd could not do in god nos how many games what jelavic done i 2 games against the hoops. be very wary of this big fellow.hes very near up to speed. .

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13 Feb 2011 22:04:56
Sickbouy. ramos having a fair game there for madrid. would lennon be interested. .maybe you have better quality in that position tho?

Aye, if we gave them Shergar back lol and started a robbing crime wave! One word: Gravesen. I do prefer Madrid over Barca, sorry fellow hoops, my dad took me to the bernabeau when I was a pup and it stuck. Too mny egos there right enough, even kyle laugherty and scott brown would feel like wee f*nnys in that dressing room!

SickBhoy

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13 Feb 2011 22:05:49
Would you agree hes better than any striker at parkhead? never mind stats. sure if my grannie had have had balls she wud have been my granda, but that's neither here nor there.

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13 Feb 2011 22:06:29
To sickbhoy
no mate, no bad blood, i was just making a point.
it was someone else going on about the moral high ground, you pulled him up about his name and that was part of his reply. like you i don't want to see the site closed down. all you can do to stop sectarian posts is keep blocking them until the senders get fed up. good luck with the ed elections, i think you will need more luck getting your prize.
well pleased with the result btw. next time you talk to your no1 fan ray ray can you ask him for my rod back. no probs. lisboa 67

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13 Feb 2011 21:54:20
53 league titles bhouys and counting.one simple question on this page ed. wonder how many respond to this post ed. WHO ARE THE CHAPIONS OF SCOTLAND BHOUYS. . i rekon not one reply here ed
{Note: I have a feeling there might be one or two}

I have no idea who the Scottish Champions (chapions lol that's 4 moonmen so far lol) of aquatic life saving equipment is, and anyone who does should be took out and laughed at by the village idiot. Are you free? Personally my wee niece uses waterwings.

SickBhoy

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13 Feb 2011 21:50:42
Sickbouy. ramos having a fair game there for madrid. would lennon be interested. .maybe you have better quality in that position tho?

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13 Feb 2011 21:50:42
Sickbhouy.you slagging off jelavic. lol. the rapid vienna guy that put you out of europe at the preajackulatoin stage as par the usual. lol. lol

I never slagged him off, just stated facts about him. He signed in July/ August, so have you seen enough of him to form an opinion after how many months out injured? All I meant was the jury is still out on him, and his record is there in black and white for anyone to see. For all I know he could end up a henke/ mccoist, and I did say he done well yesterday. Did you even bother checking the stats before posting?? ? And if putting the Old Firm out of Europe makes them a class act, then there is barrowloads of top drawer players out there. I remember a wee Italian that made an entire career of leaving Alex Cleland on his arse at Ibrox, I think his name was Del Piero (what happened to him anyone know? ) And as for your other problem about ejakulation, I can't comment but would advise seeing your doctor asap mate

SickBhoy

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13 Feb 2011 21:37:32
Like I said last night I was away for our wedding anniversy, was married 5 yrs on friday there, and being together 21, aye 21 years tomorrow, I wanted to make sure she was the righ one lol but I swear to God, Dancing on F*kn Ice?? If I don't get my buff tonight it's a f*kn divorce lawyer i'm looking for!

SickBhoy (hating ice skating ex soap stars/ nobodies apart from wee kerri GIGIDY GIGGIDY)

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13 Feb 2011 21:36:02
Fair play to paddybhouy

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13 Feb 2011 21:31:15
Sickbhouy.you slagging off jelavic. lol. the rapid vienna guy that put you out of europe at the preajackulatoin stage as par the usual. lol. lol.

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13 Feb 2011 21:34:47
53 league titles bhouys and counting.one simple question on this page ed. wonder how many respond to this post ed. WHO ARE THE CHAPIONS OF SCOTLAND BHOUYS. . i rekon not one reply here ed
{Note: I have a feeling there might be one or two}

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13 Feb 2011 21:30:46
Ltic Rumours
13 Feb 2011 19 : 10 :10
To all celtic fans who think pavlachenko will join
yous must be crazy still living in dream land best
chance u got is someone from ireland for
50 - 100 k as per . and for this rumour about a
celtic takeover is complete nonsese no 1 would
buy a team that can never stay in europe past
xmas or the qualifiers IN WALTER WE TRUST


how can you say that when your manky mob owe 190,000,000 and we can afford to pay decent wages unlike your lot. and by the way long live the lloyds banking group

hail hail

Marco1888

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13 Feb 2011 21:26:56
Regarding bid for emilio my source told me about commons deal the day before it hit newspapers and now it is being reported on ssn that utd will bid £8m not £6m in summer. Also samaras wanting to stay but nothing has been agreed yet he tol me himself yesterday morning

Skinnybhoy

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13 Feb 2011 21:26:02
Ed sickbhouys game for a laugh. put my posts on m8. he bites like a shark

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13 Feb 2011 21:25:30
What do i think of Jelavic ?
O.K here goes, i think he has an extremely large nose, or maybe he's just got a wee face, but apart from that he does look like a very good player, he is strong, looks technically gifted, and can score, and what he is doing with rangers i don't know.

paddybhoy

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13 Feb 2011 21:16:54
Sickbhouy. i take it by your reasonably educated remarks that you have indeed spent some time at her majestys pleasure. im glad to see paying my taxes to her maj is not in vain. we allways support the deprived within our communities.

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13 Feb 2011 21:20:33
Sickbhouy. would it be fair to say. u would have ginger hair.maybe wear glasses. have 9 brothers and sisters. and possible live in a mobile home. .

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13 Feb 2011 21:13:03
Paddyboy. what do you make of jelavic

He done a good job yesterday paddybhoy, but compare his record with Hoops and Stokes ( I think I posted it before), before yesterday his goals per game ratio was 1 in 7. Where the £4 million price tag came from is anyones guess. Can't remeber the site I used to compare it all, but for once I think even wikipedia could be trusted on it. I'll be shocked if he gets a sniff against us, even more shocked if he actually starts to honest.

SickBhoy

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13 Feb 2011 21:16:50
Pavlo at celtie. lol. lol. lol. .this is like spittin image ed. i will eat my f. . ing own feet. get real bhouys. nxt thing de its gona be given.keane.ronaldo. kaka. f. k this ed im off to the b and q sale. that half price evo must be good s. t

f*** me, its 3 in a row! "bhouys"? I'm going to walk along the Clyde with my Hoops on and if anyone is drowning, someone can throw me in to save a life. Is that 3 moonmen, am losing count on my idiot monitor!

SickBhoy

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13 Feb 2011 21:06:48
Fair play to the last post there. celtic and europe are a distant memory. . and never the twine shall meet

Holy s**t! 2 in an hour! Never the twine? ?
If you ever learn to read you will find the phrase is never the "twain", it is where a certain author called Mark Twain got his name, surely the evostik has ran out after yesterdays 6-0 win. Ed, fone 999 and get these guys help, they're REALLY showing themselves up tonight. Another nugget moonman, get off yer mums computer, its her addy that's showing up lol

SickBhoy

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13 Feb 2011 21:01:55
Pavlo at celtie. lol. lol. lol. .this is like spittin image ed. i will eat my f. . ing own feet. get real bhouys. nxt thing de its gona be given.keane.ronaldo. kaka. f. k this ed im off to the b and q sale. that half price evo must be good s. t

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13 Feb 2011 21:01:38
Bhouys whats the difference between celtie and bin laden. . . . .bin laden has a team in europe. . .

Good chance of it fannybaws, never heard of a team call celtie?
Red neck for you doughball, can't even be an intelligent smart arse. Moonman

SickBhoy

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13 Feb 2011 21:00:37
"Daviet. i live in belfast chum and no ones getting any where, i can assure you of that.FACT"

I hear you, and feel your pain.

Small steps make big strides and we can get there in time.

Daviet

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13 Feb 2011 20:59:30
Paddybhoy

I agree with your comment re: Ledley. I think he's settled into a fine player.

The thing that impresses (worries) me about your team this year is that they ALL seem to be playing well. It seems to be difficult to pick a player who is outstanding in each game as they all seem to be on top of their game. It's a marked difference from Celtic teams of late!

Rangers, on the other hand, have the ability to grind out results despite not playing too well and it's this that I think might get us over the line. I just wish Walter would shun his defensive nature sometimes- it gets very frustrating. Then again, points win prizes. .


Daviet

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13 Feb 2011 20:56:06
Bhouys whats the difference between celtie and bin laden. . . . .bin laden has a team in europe. . .

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13 Feb 2011 20:49:29
Fair play to the last post there. celtic and europe are a distant memory. . and never the twine shall meet. .

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13 Feb 2011 20:41:18
Paddyboy. what do you make of jelavic

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13 Feb 2011 20:39:15
Daviet. i live in belfast chum and no ones getting any where, i can assure you of that.FACT.

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13 Feb 2011 20:36:29
Sorry bout that ed. scotlands not to notrious for eds. were as in england every fu. .r seems to be called dave. . lol

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13 Feb 2011 20:37:24
O.K DT, I'm letting you off with this one,
Must admit though i love that saying " a tad economical with the truth" translates as " ah wiz lyin"
only coddin ye d.t !
Anyways, i thought the bhoys done well today when the pressure was on, Joe Ledley was my man of the match, he is fast becoming the unsung hero of this celtic side.
paddybhoy

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13 Feb 2011 20:25:31
Ed were did my post go about notts forest. surely there worth a mention. after all theve a twice as much claim to fame than celtic
{ Editors note: sorry,Dont know must have been another Ed}

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13 Feb 2011 20:19:22
"So davie, you can count it if you want, but unfortunately EUFA don't"

I'm flattered that you took the trouble to check to be honest! Yes I admit I was a tad economical with the truth. And yes, I was baiting.

My intention was to make attempts to get back to the "banter" we used to enjoy before things got so poisonous.

I resent the odious sentiment of "yous are worse than us" and the doom-mongery of Phil Mcillivan et al. I appreciate that the divide runs deep at times, but I reckon we are getting there eventually.

Daviet

PS. .thanks for your exhaustive research Ed. Remember to pay the staff well. . ! {ed's note - pay?}

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13 Feb 2011 19:33:28
To lisboa67
I totally see your point mate, hope theres no bad blood growing between us. I can understand some people can't use their name, but whats wrong with making up one and sticking with it? It was just really an idea me and others came up with to avoid a log in system. Dont take this the wrong way but I don't give a f*** what you think of me and probaby vice versa, but we are both entitled to our opinions and like I said, you have a name so I can reply to you, its hard to reply to anonymous posters. I enjoy this site because sectarianism is kept to a minimum and we can all have sensible arguements about our club and others (i do know Rangers fans on here, who are decent guys and that can admit their clubs problems an talk about football in general). I assure you mate, I don't take the moral high ground with anyone, or judge anyone for their views, but it is hard to converse with nameless people. The eds must go through some s**te on the old firm pages, so IMO a regular poster with a name would help them out, knowing the poster is genuine and going to post sense would help them. Again, this is just my view, I wouldn't like to see the old firm pages closed because of the sectarian posts the eds have to wade through. Its a great site and would be a shame if it closed down because of that, you must agree? I like yourself have my political views, but this is a football rumour/ banter site, not a WE HATE TIMS/ PEOPLE site, which there are plenty of. Hope that clears things up a bit and we can get on a bit better. Great result today, a win next week and that should be that I reckon. Part 1 of 3 lol

p.s. do I get your vote in the Ed elections lol am still waiting on my prize for being the millionth customer. If it doesn't arrive soon I might end up sober, and no one wants sobriety lol

SickBhoy

To sickbhoy
i have nothing against you or your point of view. i had a wee pop at you over the no name=no reply soon get the message and having the minerals to put a name to it comments. this caused a over reaction by some people that are not able to differ this. i am one of the nameless posters, some of my rumours are spot on, some are not. i do not claim to have inside info. let's face even the papers get it wrong. ok i don't agree with the names on the posts thing. people have different reasons for not using a name. if someone posts great info and does not have the confidence or feels he might get more personal banter than he wants by having a name he might not come back. if you force names to posts this will not get rid of trolls. if someone posts this summer robbie keane seen at glasgow airport. peter pan bhoy. the more you react to it the more he will do it, name or not. lisboa 67

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13 Feb 2011 18:19:23
Awright davie T , i took your advice and checked up on your desperate claim of rangers and 5 european finals, here is what it said
" The 1972 final between dutch team ajax and scotlands Rangers is considered unofficial by EUFA, as Rangers were banned from european competition, due to the behaviour of their fans during the 1972 eufa cup winners cup final. As a result EUFA refused to endorse the competition until the following season"
So davie, you can count it if you want, but unfortunately EUFA don't . Are you sure your initials D.T don't stand for deirium tremens.
paddybhoy

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13 Feb 2011 18:08:00
To sickbhoy
i have nothing against you or your point of view. i had a wee pop at you over the no name=no reply soon get the message and having the minerals to put a name to it comments. this caused a over reaction by some people that are not able to differ this. i am one of the nameless posters, some of my rumours are spot on, some are not. i do not claim to have inside info. let's face even the papers get it wrong. ok i don't agree with the names on the posts thing. people have different reasons for not using a name. if someone posts great info and does not have the confidence or feels he might get more personal banter than he wants by having a name he might not come back. if you force names to posts this will not get rid of trolls. if someone posts this summer robbie keane seen at glasgow airport. peter pan bhoy. the more you react to it the more he will do it, name or not. lisboa 67

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13 Feb 2011 11:01:50
"Source of Fergus statement please? post the link!"

A simple google search will bring up the necessary goods.

"wonder what the T after davie stands for?"

It's the first letter of my surname. A fact Ed can confirm as it forms part of my email addy. Nothing sinister here. I used to post as "DT" but started using the "moniker" I use on many other sites.

"By god you lot aren't half getting confused, you have been in four wee finals"

Not so. ECWC 1961, 1967 and 1972. UEFA cup 2008 and Super Cup 1972. I THINK that makes 5, but feel free to check. . .

Daviet

{Editor's Note: After extensive research I can confirm the accuracy of the statement concerning the "t".}

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13 Feb 2011 00:57:36
Whats going on here troops, been away for my wedding anniversary and came back to this? Beleive me, I am not better or worse than anyone, all I wanted was to know who I was talking too? No offence to anyone but I will argue my own corner but thanks for the support. Most others have covered why I was for posting names, I just think its easier if folk use the same name to commucicate. I never meant to offend anyone from anyside. So I will apoligise if I did, i will talk to and answer anyone with a civil question, fair is fair. FHS i'm the most hated guy on here I think. I'm off to bed now but if anyone wants to question me or start a discussion, feel free, celtic or rangers, I assure you I will be civil. Someone said about the moral highground, I can assure you friend, I have no right to preach morals to anyone, and AGAIN just to cover it, when I was a teenager, out partying and raving I died my hair blonde, to look the part and piss my folks off, I looked like sickboy from trainspotting and the name stuck, I added the H for a celtic sounding name, that's all it was. It all started with a post I put on the ed declined, not for any the usual reasons and I still hope its not true. I accepted the eds point and all he said was it wasn't banned for the usual reasons, so are me and the ed in cohoots, or am i an ed (where the huk did that come from?? )
Honestly if anyone wants to question me or abuse me I will be on tomorrow. Can't face a trip to tannadice after an anniversary week end (nudge nudge) lol

Genuine SickBhoy apoligising on my behalf for whatever and welcoming all your opinions/ views/ mentalness

PS i'd be a hukn great President lol
What's been said about me ED? Am fukn lost!
Do I have a fanclub now lol

SickBhoy

{Editor's Note: As the Ed who declined the post, I can confirm 100% that it was not turned down for any of the usual reasons and was not abusive in any way.}

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13 Feb 2011 01:00:30
Aye that much so you forgot to post your name.
anyway i have seen the 1967 european cup final. i also seen england 2 scotland 3 from 1967. that was some game, nothing like a bit of nostalgia. lisboa 67

Where u at the game?

Chick Young

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13 Feb 2011 01:11:35
Sickbhoy before you try and highlight the eds lack of attention to detail you should have a look inward first. The song you are refering to is called " JANIE mac im nearly forty" not kamie as you claim. see ed that one didn't slip through lol. as ed eluded to my name is jamie mac.

Sickbhoy stop this crusade and stop with the moral highground stuff. I have adapted the name of a very very old song which is a folk song NOT a rebel song as my mother used to sing it and for you to go from there to implying i( or my protestant mother) sympathise with paramilitary organisation is some jump. please do not attempt to sully my name with such insinuations.

flinging buzzwords around does not make you correct or incorrect, only ignorant

Jamie(not janey) mac im nearly forty (my name isn't a song by an Irish Rebel groups name)


If you are nearly 40 jamie surely you are more intelligent than your post suggests. I would advise you not to start childish s**te with people we know are more inteligent and sensible than you. Please stop posting on here for the good of the club. Celtic do not need "fans" like you. FACT

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13 Feb 2011 01:38:16
1967, the second of rangers five european finals?
By god you lot aren't half getting confused, you have been in four wee finals, and won one, RANGERS F.C A.K.A confused. com

paddybhoy

I've dropped an acid the nite paddybhoy, what are they going on about?

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13 Feb 2011 01:47:46
To confused.com
just to reiterate paddybhoy, here are the years rangers played in wee finals 1961, 1967, 1972 and 2008. lisboa 67

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13 Feb 2011 00:18:43
1967, the second of rangers five european finals??
By god you lot aren't half getting confused, you have been in four wee finals, and won one, RANGERS F.C A.K.A confused. com

paddybhoy

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