Celtic Banter Archive December 13 2012

 

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13 Dec 2012 22:06:26
Everybody wonders at this time of year who Santa Claus really is ? 1) He's Fat 2) He's good at getting into people's houses without them knowing it . 3) He's got loads of electrical goods with no receipts. 4) His vehicle has no tax or insurance. 5) He only works one day a year. . Sevco fan methinks.............DH

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Dh ur you sayin am fat?

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You forgot he only comes once a year too.lol

Jungle Bhoy.

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13 Dec 2012 20:17:14
Ed I've a friend who stays in montrose, he says its not picked up by 3 degrees all weekend, just posting to let fellow bears who plan to travel on Sat unless weather picks up game is very unlikely to be on.
here ed av jist postit this oan the artist formully nown iz sevco page'
fk me the 3 degrees! av hud a stauner fur thaem fur 33 yeers whit times kick aff boays? wee barrys maw sheila!
here in if prince charlie gets in furst wee pats geein him the malky!
" wen wul ah see ye agane,
here hen theres a hankis
lets pit doon yur heavy""
fur some hanky panky....... ,
wen wul ah see you agane
wrote bae ray charles tae!
mammaries ed ah used tae sing that it the xmas cullection it remploy.

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13 Dec 2012 19:58:21
ed whits the diff fae mrs e n arbroath?
ansurs oan a poastcaird!

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Wiz it wans an auld smokie n the uthurs mrs E?

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Wee Pat, i'm getting it a bit tight tonight am I not ?!

I dread to think what the difference is ~ Mrs E

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13 Dec 2012 19:55:21
here ed am lookin it the heedline
"rod stewurt needs a prod it 67!"
so av textit the auld sod the name ae wur locul hookur,
brenda boyne, whos lets jist say been aroon the block a few times, 67? mer like 97 bit auld rods needin it then wee brendas the wumin fur him!
plus its anuthur chance tae get it rite up thum/hur,
sorry ed bit needs must, eftur ye nocked me back fae yur unkul , plus mrs e gave me the hook then thurs only wan thing left!
well 2! bit av spraint ma wrist so wee brendas the wan!"
"oh the cry wiz wers wee brenda
wee brenda till ah die.........".

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13 Dec 2012 19:19:48
Sir Patrick Moore who died the other day there , knew more about astronomy than anybody but even he went to his grave none the wiser about the significance of those 5 stars on a Sevvie top lol. Drewzybhoy .

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Aye ahl aeawaeys remembur him in fact a aewaeys kept an eye oot fur um

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Drewzy boay the 5 staurs oan the sevco taps ur there tae warn uthur playurs ae the strenth ae "the cillit bang" oan thur strips simples

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They're aww 5 star ginger beers.

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14 Dec 2012 14:04:36
Very sad another "institution" gone. No more mr. night sky . Andymac

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13 Dec 2012 17:01:22
Adam matthews - full back come midfielder?

Top of the spl assists chart with 7 so far this season.

Noel

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I think Lennon is making him better by challenging him to have a run and to at it. Nl is brining a different dimension to his game and he will be a great player for us in the years to come, and bring us another great return in a transfer.

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13 Dec 2012 14:57:40
bond. when sevco go into admin and liquidation, will they be ex ex rangers or ex sevco. will they be the same ex ex rangers or the same ex sevco. or will it all become so complicated that no c*** will be able to work it out. will they be a holding company holding a holding company , thats holding the new holding company . craig whyte is an evil genius. there will be so many companies. no bugger will be able to fathom it all . shammy {Ed007's Note - There will be more ex's than at Liz Taylor's funeral mate.}

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I suspect they might be "the club formally known as rangers and the rangers 2012 FC" It is a complete minefield.But even before then i wonder what BDO will rule regarding the badge,strips and club crest,not forgetting the playing at ibrox,the rules state that you cannot represent yourself too closely to the old club.Jeeze,you could'nt get any closer!.........green jhedi

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They're trying to make it as close to the old club as possible and insisting it is exactly the same club. You can't break the regulations worse than that.

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The rangers.. they have had more people than a second hand dart board.. shammy

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13 Dec 2012 14:32:51
welcome back gj . posted about you last week, i asking where you were. bond said you were on extended holiday. so i took that to mean you were sharing a cell with wee pat . sorry bout your da in law , hope he's fine now. i missed the analytical slant you put on things. i never understand much of it , but glad you're back shammy

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Shammy iz you very well no ma son ah dont share!
even when thurs big weans like you greetin it the door (eventually hid tae get up n let um oot)
& its high ho silvur linin........

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Anna lipical slant whits that a wee kitchen sink?
shoodv gaun tae speck savurs?

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@Shammy; Thanks mate.Auld fella good now but scared the wife witless.Nice to be back to normal at last!.........green jhedi

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Ahl tell ye whit else scares the wife witliss "you in that green lanturn suit!"
where iz me masel thinks it very fetchin jedstur needs a wee nip n tuck here n there mind you so's the ootfit!
tell the wife a wiz askin,
she hiz ma symputhy wae you in the hoose!
god bless me

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13 Dec 2012 11:45:58
I am sick of listening to these so called celtic fans that always have something to say and moan about the team...this players bad, that players bad, we won the game last night and are in all competitions after crimbo and still you's moan! Give the players and manager a break and get behind the team through the good games and bad. thats what a true celtic fan would do! Garry Sean

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I agree with you mate but the third goal v Killie should be the benchmark for us.Possession is all in football,the CL in particular,it moves teams around and tires them out but we seem to be inconsistent in playing this way.Having said that a mate who was there said the pitch was pretty bad to start and got worse the colder it became.I do however expect much more flow from us on Saturday.........green jhedi

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Thought Celtic looked great in parts last night, but applause for Abroath, in the second half they looked like a good, well structured team. My only moan would be about Lassad, he was out muscled and out played, thought at first he was trying to hard but the longer the game went on, the less I thought of his play. All in all though, still in 4 cups after Xmas, great.

Welcome back GJ

Vambo

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13 Dec 2012 11:40:19
we were not at our best last night, but we won. the disallowed goal , a lot of refs might have given it , but the ref last night got it right. the arbroath player was backing in to forster and if you want proof the picture in the sun today shows the arbroath player behind him with his arm on forsters shoulder. holding him down. and if you watch it again , when the ref blows the whistle the two defenders on the line stop playing. however if it had gone to extra time we would not have had a complaint . but we are in the next round and thats all that counts.. shammy

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Yur rite gary sean
jist look it the uthur nite arsenil v bradford (ah think ) anywaey they wur mince n goat stuffed,
ah bit like a turkey?
timmys alloays agane

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Here shammy kin ye pleese return the " how to be a tranny bit stay incugnito"
book iz bid ed waants tae gie it a try cheers pal!
oh n by the waey ye looked fkn stunning walkin doon sauchie st last nite wae yur mini oan,
wee tip shammy ditch the doc martins, oh n the lippy oan the teeth, n fur fk sake huv a shave n lastly aewaeys aewaeys go tae the ladies fur a pish ( evin in the waaturloo
apert fae that yur secrits safe wae me mate (sorry madam!
pps you n mrs E cood go oot oan a thors hurds nite oot shammy
ur shamantha!
ppps if ye need a wee trim tae the vajazle then who ye gonae call ?
wed ur 50% aff (then ye need tae come back oan the foalowin wed tae get the 90% aff)

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Pat , that f***** hurts me to the core , you saw me in the street in my best gear , and you never even tried . what am i doing wrong , we all know glesga burds wear doc martins and have lipstick on their teeth . was it something i swore and shouted . shammy

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Ah refuse tae get in a que thats how fk that!
sorry change that ed
remebur no likey no litey no likely!

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Ah no av seen yur core remembur ah wiz wance in the seg unit tae!

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13 Dec 2012 10:32:08
I hope Lenny sky plussed the Barcalona v Cordoba game, some real players in that Cordoba team.

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Celta Vigo beat Real Madrid in the other game and had a few quality looking players aswell mate. I noticed they had the boy Krohn-Dehli who done well for Denmark at the euro's, everytime i have seen him since he has looked the part. Industrious, skillfull, decent pace and an eye for a through ball / killer pass, and scores goals too. (Ji-sung park type player). Commentator on the game mentioned they only paid 1 million for him last summer. They had a few other talented players on show aswell. Beat a strong Madrid line up aswell.

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13 Dec 2012 01:20:40
With Rangers oldco having 51 players, why didn't D&P sell them and save the club. Those 51 must have been worth £30m. A very credible CVA. Add Murray Park £20m and there you have it.
Why did they give all that away and Ibrox and Albion for £5.5m?

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The Rangers Football Club plc founded 1872 and incorporated 1899 (as required by Association regulations) is being liquidated thus ending its achievements and history.
Under insolvency law it's badges, crests, logos, brands and colours, strips cannot be used by a new club.
Charles Green bought the leftover assets of the historic club after a failed CVA, rejected by creditors. Green used his sevco5088 company registered in England. He then transferred the leftover Assets to Sevco Scotland Ltd. thereafter finally changing the company name to The Rangers Football Club Ltd as this was dubiously freed up by companies house when they allowed D&P to change the name of rangers in liquidation to Rangers2012.
Green wrongfully claims that he purchased the playing squad also as assets however this breaks employment law and is to be settled shortly.
The price Green paid for the assets is incredulously low. If it had been a debt free operating football club it would have been even more ridiculously lower.

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Why is the poster still banging on about Rangers!!! Assuming, for a moment, it's a new club it must really rankle you knowing that it's a far better supported club than the 'mighty' 'Tic, not to mention capturing far more attention than the 'Tic, even from 'Tic supporters..........Why keep torturing yourselves about Rangers? (Not that any of you are that interested anyway lol).

PS - Wee Pat, hope you have a great Christmas. It's worthwhile coming onto this site just for your funny banter (pure class - keep it up)....BW {Ed007's Note - How do you know it is a CFC fan. There is no clear indication what so ever in the post.}

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