Celtic Banter Archive May 12 2020

12 May 2020 20:38:55
Saw this new play on an old headline

"Super Caley go MASONIC
Sevco are FEROCIOUS

Moon Howlers FC lol.

12 May 2020 20:59:33
That's a belterTim lol HH.

12 May 2020 21:40:01
Love it TIM 👍.

12 May 2020 21:54:55
Comedy gold. 13 votes is a significant number. 13 points in the league insignificant. Rangers fan logic.

12 May 2020 23:08:56
pud mate we got 13 points clear by hard work and honesty, they got 13 votes because of bribes threats and dishonesty. they are the club of consistent shame.

12 May 2020 17:37:08
Who was the 4th club to back Sevco plan? Hearts, Aberdeen, and? And does anyone know why Aberdeen backed it?

12 May 2020 18:05:49
It was Livingston Tony.
Maybe because the Sevco fans threatened to fill only one out of three stands.

12 May 2020 18:43:37
Thanks for that Buzz I was trying to keep an open mind on this I can understand why some teams backed it like Hearts and Falkirk more so Falkirk Hearts were just grasping at straws IMO and I do believe that our full system needs shaken up BUT for the good and right reasons not for to try and stop 9IAR what I feel a certain club was trying to do. I hope Sevco will get hammered for the derogatory comments that were apparently made But I hope in the future clubs will sit down without any other agenda other than to make Scottish football better and more efficient and governing level.

12 May 2020 21:35:20
Who were the 2 abstainers, and why? HH.

12 May 2020 23:21:48
Airdrie and Queens Park
Don’t know the reason why.

12 May 2020 16:07:32
I believe the phone in will be in meltdown tonight 😁🤣.

12 May 2020 18:57:55
So far it's outstandingly good entertainment lol HH.

12 May 2020 15:29:07
MELTDOWN TUESDAY is about to begin.
It looks like Sevco don’t need to be playing football to Embarrass themselves. 😂.

12 May 2020 15:42:09
What are they like? Scotlands Shame have just ramped their reputation down another notch lol HH.

12 May 2020 15:46:31
Was there ever seriously even a doubt about them losing that today? They are losers and that’s what losers do! Big peter corleone spoke and the others listened! Back in your box sevco, run along now nothing to see here! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

12 May 2020 15:46:47
@Buzz Bomb Sevco claim their 13 votes should be multiplied by the 5 stars on their shirts to get resolution passed.

12 May 2020 15:50:54
buzz bomb mate wish i could give you more than 1 thumbs up lol.

12 May 2020 15:57:03
Rob I’m looking forward for us all to celebrate properly with a few pints👍.

12 May 2020 21:39:28
Buzz mate ave got ma own wee brewery in ma shed. am making a lovely rum just now and will bottle a few for people like your self. when we raise the flag i will get some contact details and mail you a nine in a row spirit. god bless.

{Ed007's Note - I'll take a bottle of that too if you've got enough spare mate. The old boy next door to my mum drinks the same stuff Uncle Albert in Only Fools and Patrick in Eastenders drink - is all rum the same? - and he's been going in and tidying her garden and cutting the grass for her and I'd send it down for him.
I thought you meant you were just making homebrew beers, I had no idea you could make stuff like rum at home.}

12 May 2020 22:28:51
uncle albert drank navy dark rum, i produce spiced rum. but for a good deed i can alter it a wee bit and get a dark rum. give me 10 days mate.

{Ed007's Note - It might be the same thing for all I know about it mate, I'll ask my sister what it is because she bought a bottle for him a couple of weeks back - and thanks 👍

12 May 2020 23:04:41
its cool. will be as near to what he drinks. but better lol.

12 May 2020 12:54:22
Latest injury news

In Australian press it has been reported that Celtic's Tom Rogic recuperating from his latest injury has suffered a setback, apparently he yawned and sustained a fractured cheek setting back his recovery by 6 months.

12 May 2020 17:01:51
Conflicting stories Tim, I heard he had a massive asthma attack from the dust when he visited the trophy room at ibrox 👍.

12 May 2020 09:42:30
Although the desperate and disruptive antics of Sevco have been a hilarious distraction to the lack of football; it's still painfully empty without watching and enjoying Celtic play.
There may be tentative attempts to get players back training with a view to resuming some kind of normality, but with indefinite social distancing and apparently no sign of a cure or even a vaccine in sight, where does competitive football go from here?
I suppose this country will do what they have done so far - wait and watch what more decisive nations do and then tip-toe tentatively.
In the meantime we have TRIFC with their not so hidden agenda against Doncaster, trying to remould the governing body into the old brown brogue and bowler brigade - in plenty of time to hamper the 10.