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12 Mar 2012 23:22:52
Welcome back Ed, hope all is well:D
and thank god you're back, at least my posts get shown...Ed001 appears to have a problem with my name whenever i post on here or the wake!
taco {Ed007's Note - Thanks Taco.}
Taco i've got the same problem, think there Ed has spat the dummy!
DazzaBhoy
Ffs.and i thought it was only my posts he was ignoring.artybhoy
12 Mar 2012 22:59:47
Cheers Ed, I'm not one for causing trouble or moaning as you know, I certainly don't go looking for trouble on there page, I even offered my cogratulations on Sunday, and then to see something like that posted no matter weather it was just "banter" that crossed the line is unacceptable. I'll stick to here, LFC and the wrestling page from now on I think. Keep up the good work mate, I appreciate the effort all the Eds put in. Just seen on the wrestling page how long your in a cast for mate, good luck, sounds very tough mate.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Thanks Smithy.}
12 Mar 2012 22:38:20
Thanks for the reply Ed, I have to question whoever has cut my posts wanting to stop the silly arguments and saying how embarassing some of our fans are and then the Editor let's through somebody saying "I wouldn't piss on a Liverpool fan if they were on fire, unless I pissed petrol" from Mr. Unemployed Disney, its laughable tbh, not very happy at all Ed and don't think I will ever even try and post on there again mate, not worth it.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - I'm surprised at that Smithy, Ed001 is LFC through and through as you know. I have passed on a message about it all.}
12 Mar 2012 22:19:56
Hi Ed mate, might seem strange but do you know if I have been banned from the United page?lol. Tried getting a few non offensive posts through and nothing, asked if I've been banned and nothing. I haven't posted anything offensive and usually all my posts get through, do you know anything mate?
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - I haven't seen any posts of yours to edit, Smithy. If you were banned your IP would have been blocked and you wouldn't even get through on here.}
12 Mar 2012 21:57:33
OK cheltenham starts tomorrow, let's
try and bash the bookies...
here are four horses I got told about
Cinders and Ashes 1.30 (Joeshmo tip)
Zaidpour 3.20
Our girl Salley 4.40
Carrick Boy 5.15
I am putting them in an each way Lucky 15
Good Luck everyone Timalloy
On Wednesday another topical one
Tap Night again back each way
Oh dear, you remembered my Cinders. Im on big so good luck with it. Tough race though.
Joeshmo1888
Triolo D'alene 5.15 ......Stevie
1.30 darlan
2.05 cue card
2.40 hold on julio
3.20 binocular
4.0 fortification e/w
4.40 quevega.......kenford grey lady e/w
5.15 hunt ball
Get on ... and good luck
bristolcelt
1.30 Darlan
2.05 Sprinter Sacre
2.40 Our Mick ...ew
3.20 Hurricane Fly
4.00 Scotsirish
4.40 Shop DJ ....ew
5.15 Triolo D' alene
Lubo25
Cheers Joeshmo 1888..Cinders & Ashes won 10/1 (I took the price incase it was gambled) :-) Mrs E
12 Mar 2012 21:45:08
Real KB see you read David Niven's Moons a Balloon, did you read his other one Bring on the Empty Horses? He got the title from the director
Michael Curtiz, who was Hungarian and spoke broken English, during the
making of the film Charge of the Light Brigade Curtiz called out "Bring on the empty horses" meaning the riderless horses for one scene Niven and Errol Flynn fell about laughing and an angry Curtiz shouted to the two of them my English is poor but you guys think I know f..k nothing well let me tell you I know F..K ALL!
Timalloy
PS KB my wee Glesca accent has worked for me many times abroad,
especially with "brave" english lager louts...
PPS wee Pat is at this moment on his way to see you!!
@timalloy; do you recall nivens story about flynn inviting him to the orgy? a real classic...........green jhedi
But what does it sound like whispering sweet nothings into your missus' ear mate ?
The Real KB
KB, Green Jhedi another classic Niven tells is Flynn showing Niven the "sights" of Los Angeles and took him on a tour of all the GIRLS SCHOOLS! LOL Timalloy
12 Mar 2012 20:56:52
Real KB lol. I've only been Glasgow twice, when we played Celtic and that Macca goal and I went up to Rangers a couple of years a go for the friendly when we won 4-0. It seems to have improved lol but that was proberly because it was a friendly and tbh I don't remember to much of the Macca game as I was only young. I'm going QPR as well mate it should be a good one, little old fashioned ground and I think it will make for a great atmesphere from our end. Sunderland certainly is rough mate, but most of there fans were friendly enough just quiet. Talking of the Glasgow accent everytime I speak to Ed I imagine Frankie Boyle sitting there editing lol. {Ed007's Note - Behave Smithy FFS :-)
I'm blathering on tonight, bit bored.
But aye, if Frankie Boyle is limping the next time he's on tele, we'll know he's the ed. Lol.
How mad is that long ginger beard that he had ? Lol.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - He is bonkers but I have went off him. He tries to shock rather than be funny I think.}
12 Mar 2012 19:07:32
ED007 caught part of Traynor on radio speaking about "sporting integrity"
Jabba please look up meaning....
Anyway he is saying that SPL will simply change rules to let any Rangers
team back into SPL because of money and Television etc...
Most of us Tims don't really want the rowing club dead, just wounded, how about this idea...
If they get voted back in SPL they are docked 10 points for at least 3 seasons, they are banned from europe for 3 seasons also, at least £1m from tv money witheld to pay out clubs owed...
A timetable MUST be agreed and KEPT to pay off all large debts...
and Rangers MUST APOLOGISE.... We all know SFA/SPL will do their best
to help them at least this way they pay a hefty penalty as Europe monies alone could be upwards of £30m over that period.. What do you think ED007 and all Tims? {Ed007's Note - That could be plausible Tim, Rangers would need to accept any punishment that was decided on.}
And what if in any of those seasons rangers manage to win the league , what an embarressment that would be for your team eh , bring it on , tedbear
Nothing will make up for the mortal 'embarrassment' that is rangers season 2011/12 - Mrs E
Tedbear if you manage to win one with honesty and integrity, then I'll be the first to say 'well done'. Baby steps mate, baby steps.
GoldCoastBhoy
Has anyone read is craig thomas whyte our lee harvey oswald on follow follow,my god what next is the pope involved in killing rangers,garlar07
12 Mar 2012 18:55:22
Real KB there were obviously a few unhappy with Kenny but the majority of fans were more annoyed with the players performance and there lack of effort. C*****e A**m was getting some stick and Jordan Henderson too, the usual targets really, I'm giving our site a wide birth for a while as I can't be doing with the crap that gets posted.It was a crap game, Suderland is a s**t hole, there fans were pretty crap and it was bloody windy, all in all a pretty bad day mate, my worst away game of the season(after both Mancs in the League), and I've only missed 2 including the Carling Cup all season. Enjoy the Everton game mate, I'm not lucking forward to it anymore :-( you going QPR mate?
JFT96
Smithy
Yeh mate, I'll be at QPR.
Looking forward to that. A night match in an old traditional ground. I know what you mean about the LFC page. I've risen to the bait today after biting my tongue. But I reckon you're right. Anyway we've got the sanctuary of the Celtic / Liverpool page !
Lol.
I trust there's a 100% improvement for the derby game tomorrow.
Keep the Faith mate.
The Real KB
By the way Smithy, if you thought Sunderland was rough you should have seem Glasgow East End back in 89.
I remember feeling a bit intimidated to be honest. We usually had a pint somewhere but what few shops / pubs there was were meshed up at the front. There was a feeling of really going into the lions den. I could see why Celtic had a reputation as a burial ground for foreign teams. It must have been a culture shock that. Plus the accent. I like it, but it is a jagged hard accent. I read an article in the Wembley Programme mate, about all the Glasgow managers. And one of them was saying that the accent is in your face, a leader's accent that grabs attention, particularly in a foreign setting. That's what I like about footy mate, getting around and seeing & hearing these things.
The Real KB
REAL KB !! 'jagged hard accent' lol. I'm lost for words - Mrs E
I used to find the accent intimidating Mrs E. I found that article I mentioned interesting. I think it was Mark McGhee who mentioned it. He thought it was an advantage as a football boss, in that it got attention and could be used very effectively to get a point across. I mean, it wouldn't sound the same coming from a Brummy. A Glaswegian accent is synonymous with British football.
Haven't been out with a Glesga lassie mind. Dunno how that sounds in moments of passion. Lol.
The Real KB
By the way Mrs E, there was a brilliant quote in David Niven's book 'The Moon's a Balloon'.
His Army Colonel drunkenly confided to him "I have f***** women of every nationality and most animals, but the one thing I cannot abide is a girl with a Glasgow accent. Pass the port."
Lol.
The Real KB
I'm not happy with this 'Colonel' he probably got a knock back for a girl in Glasgow.
Did you really find our accent intimidating ? Mrs E
I used to, as a kid.
Now I think it's dead on. I'm promising myself a Celtic match and a weekend in Glasgow at some point.
If Scotland ever got independence, I would happily move up to live. I prefer a lot of the Scottish policies to stuff down here.
The Real KB
12 Mar 2012 18:30:53
Hi ed mate. Welcome back. Hope your leg is in proving. The tax dodgers are getting excited they think the worse is over. The whole administration thing is very strange. Am waiting to hear the out come of all these investigations. Should be interesting. Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - Thanks BIM.}
12 Mar 2012 17:52:05
Welcome back Ed 007 hope your operations were a success mate, and you won't need to go for anymore now. That Martin O'Neil!
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Thanks Smithy.}
Smithy mate, how was Sunderland ?
What was the crack on the terraces ?
There's some bad feeling on our pages (what's new), what was the crack amongst the fans there ?
I'm meeting my old man tomorrow night too. His first game in a while. Hope he enjoys it, especially cos I stumped up for his ticket !
The Real KB
12 Mar 2012 17:30:56
Not really a rumour, more of a fact....
I'm Celtic through and through.
Source........ Me!
Hail hail Bhoys and Ghirls :)
Frankiebhoy
12 Mar 2012 17:22:01
welcome back Ed 007 i never knew you were away lol,
so Happy Bear i take you never read the rag a few weeks back that printed the story of 2 contracts,
the hack was given the said 2nd contract and filled his report then took both the contract and his report for the rags legal team to oversee both contract and his story to run the following day in the said rag, legal team gave the go ahead to print as they had evidence to cover the story,having read what you wrote you dont seem to be in the know of the story printed and the owner of the contract was not named in the hacks story but people in the know do know the name of the owner of the contract and i wont disclose the said persons name but i am aware of who the said owner of the 2 contracts is.
Lubo25 {Ed007's Note - Cheers Lubo.}
12 Mar 2012 16:56:45
Craig Whyte owns 85% of Rangers.
Duff & Phelps can get all the genuine offers they want to purchase Rangers, but unless Whyte decides to sell, the offers are not worth the paper they are written on.
And Whyte will want a tidy sum to sell his shares. He bought his 85% share in Rangers for only £1 so he is under no pressure to sell.
The fact that he has ben ruled an unfit person to run the club is irrelevant, it is a seperate matter to ownership.
Duff & Phelps can make all the claims they want in that they don't believe Whyte has an entitlement to this shareholding, but until a court rules otherwise, Whyte remains owner of Rangers. And any such legal challenge will take months to resolve, by which time Rangers cash will have run out.
12 Mar 2012 16:22:27
Welcome back to the Asylum ed007.
I hope you're well.
ps you didn't need a blood transfusion during your Op, did you ? What if you got blood from 'the other side' ?
Lol.
We'll be monitoring your replies over the coming weeks..
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Thanks RKB, glad to be back. Leg is agony though!!!}
Hope it does the job for you my man.
I see you're being polite today.
Are you sure you're quite well ?
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Tramadol have mellowed me a bit ;-)
Amongst the side effects of which are sweating, nausea, depression...hey, welcome to life as a LFC fan at the minute mate !
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - And the crazy dreams you get lol.}
Just watch out it doesn't make your schizophrenia worse ed.
You know what I'm talking about.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - ?}
McEd and MancEd...!
One's a good lad, the other's a *******.
Lol.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Ah right got you now :-)
12 Mar 2012 16:07:41
here we go with more main stream media "hope" stories, the Evening Times has headline "the tide is turning" and story goes on to say about all the "rich" investors lining up to put money into RFC (IN ADMINISTRATION) the only problem is that althought the tide may be turning, as somebody else said the wee rowing club is in deep water with no paddles (Whyte sold them also...) and the boats has 200 leaks....
hail hail Timalloy
12 Mar 2012 15:19:25
Welcome back ED007, hope your ops were a success. Good to see our Neil answer back at Traynor and his muck racking pals. These buffoons have been about for years, meekly printing whatever murray told them. That is one thing but we have all seen some of their stories that could have cost lives, Looks like Lennon is following in our Big Jock's footsteps, I remember him taking on some hacks, literally by the throat... and as for the cheating refs, if it was blatant he would tell tealadies not to put tea in refs room and in winter turn off heating and hot water in refs room, they soon got the message..
Hail hail Timalloy
PS "happy bear" what you smoking?
what you happy about?. {Ed007's Note - Thanks Tim mate.}
ED007 did you hear Wee Pat is claiming that he treated you at the PDSA (people's dispensary for sick animals) I thought that was where all the hurting Rangers fans went?? LOL Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I never seen that Tim, he's some man.}
It must break Traynor and his pals hearts
not to have any proper football stories to
report on now that Neil has made his
feelings clear. Hope we continue on with
our winning mentality and freeze them out until they beg our forgiveness publicly
12 Mar 2012 15:08:21
guys if you sre recommending a video n youtube why not just ell us the name of the video instead of the address =vgHNh4gdk; it's much easier if we know what it's called . miko you are the latest culprit , billybhoy
Thanks Billybhoy I thought it was just me that canny undertand they hiroglif, heirogliff, hyroglyf... enigma codes.
I even try and guess what the clip will be called and still never find them on YT.
Must be my age or am just a thicko!
Jungle Jim {Ed007's Note - Copy and paste it into the address bar of a newly opened page.}
12 Mar 2012 15:00:59
i want Ed 001 Back it was nice to have a neutral Ed editing this site for a change (glad to see your getting better by the way) but on the plus side maybe having you back will stop Timalloy crying like a b1tch the guy has been more depressed than us for the past week
happy Bear
12 Mar 2012 14:18:08
{Ed007's Note - I said the same thing Green Jhedi, it is the equivalent of cold calling, it reeks of desperation IMO. The opportunity was there to buy the club when it was in a better financial condition and there was no interest. Why would they suddenly be interested when there is still no actual figure of what money is needed to even get them back on a sound financial footing?}
I know mate.It's sheer lunacy,if,and it's a big if,break up would be the only way feasible way forward.I trust mrs jhedi on these matters(and thats all)and she reckons it would never happen..........green jhedi {Ed007's Note - There are still far too many ifs and buts. This is the strangest administration I have ever heard of, either in football or in general business.}
12 Mar 2012 13:41:45
Alright ed007 good to see you back mate hope everything went well with the op,and Moneypenny is looking after you.ps would like to thank ed001 he did a grand job while you were off.MACCA {Ed007's Note - Cheers Macca, I will pass on your thanks.}
12 Mar 2012 13:38:59
works both ways mate
"Ooch i cannae play Lenny!"
"How no Sammi?"
"some big bad men have threatened you gaffer... it's knocked the stuffin right oot'ies an ah cannae run or kick a fitbaw onymare"
"Away ye go, ya diddy!"
AWAY YE GO YA DIDDY!
RP
happy bear
Nice to see you back ed007.hope your op went well............green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Thanks GJ. I have an appointment on Wednesday with the specialist, but it will be months before we know if the ops were a success.}
Bit like rangers then ed, hope it goe,s well for you garlar07 {Ed007's Note - Cheers mate.}
12 Mar 2012 12:23:55
sick of hearing about Players having two contracts Show me one shred of proof of twin contracts this is just wishful thinking from you septic fans you lot got 10 points to help you win the league this season and not being content with that you want a start for the foreseeable future and before you start two days before we went into administration we were four points behind celtic between the 1-1 draw with celtic (sorry 1-0 loss to celtic due to referee error) up until admin we were unbeaten notching up a couple of 4-0 wins and a 3-0 win then admin struck 10 points deducted lost 2 out of three games. cant you lot see that the 10 points deducted this late on knocked the stuffing out of rangers. after all your excuse for not winning the league last season was the fact that incidents of the field played its toll on the field i e the bombs and bullet threats to your manager ( which i deplore with every fiber of my being ) yet you cant bring yourself to concede that events of the field has had a major impact on results on the field
Happy bear
Happy Bear your post is obviously a wind up to try & get us to take off our party hats isn't it ? You'll have to do better than that :-) Mrs E
It was shown in the papers u mug, your ex director gave it to the papers u showed everyone. how big was ur unbeaten streak, nowhere the size of ours which is my we had a 15 point swing to go to
"Ooch i cannae play victor!"
"How no Jack?"
"They've deducted ten points aff me... it's knocked the stuffin right oot'ies an ah cannae run or kick a fitbaw onymare"
"Away ye go, ya diddy!"
AWAY YE GO YA DIDDY!
RP
There was nothing shown in the papers you MUG there was accusations that as yet are to be proven. as of yet nobody has seen any of these so called contracts
happy bear {Ed007's Note - A newspaper did show an alleged contract. And after the rag's recent troubles I would imagine they wouldn't risk anything untoward being printed for fear of more legal repercussions.}
Yes ed but can it be deemed a contract
Happy bear {Ed007's Note - The way it was worded I would say yes. It stipulated payments to players for doing their job, playing matches for Rangers.}
Well we will have to let the powers that be decide if 1 players were issued second documentation regarding payments for playing and two if these alleged documents are contracts
happy bear
Well after that shooting down you must be unhappy bear?.........green jhedi
If im wrong jehdi im wrong but we will have to wait an see
Happy Bear
Have I missed something? When were Celtic given 10points and why did this happen? I have never heard of any team, anywhere been given extra points so surely there must be some mistake?
Mikey Bhoy
12 Mar 2012 12:22:02
Hi bhoys and girls. The Green Machine marches on. Great pic of Lenny busting an Orange Balloon. Let's have your titles for the picture. Lenny put end to Orange bubble. ;) bigirishmac
The balloons are gonnae burst The balloons are gonnae burst You really must believe us You really must believe us You really must believe us The balloons are gonnae burst.MACCA
12 Mar 2012 08:54:29
Well it's here,the most crucial week in rankers history.Friday is pay day at ipox,last money to come in was v hearts.Even with the cuts to wages thats a big cheque the administrators have to write,add the usual bills and the pressure is back on.I would think if Duff & Phelps can get anybody to accept the tax liabilities they will sell.The rumours,and thats all they are,of a deal with hector seem to be based on no direct quote from anybody other than the administrators.Strange one that!So,we have an at least,tax bill of around 25m minimum,an ageing squad with a huge amount of back dated wages due in may,money owed to a list of creditors and a stadium in need of an asbestos removal problem.Factor in investigations by the SFA,SFL and poss UEFA and an owner who might have power over the ground and training centre. WOW, no wonder people are queuing up to buy,what a bargain...........green jhedi
Even nick clegg has got it in for them,garlar07
Paul murray is getting into bed with ticketus an graig whtye it gets more sordid every week garlar07
Craig whyte oops sorry
12 Mar 2012 00:14:03
Can't think of a stronger, more physical and mature player between the ages of 19-21 in the world than big Wanyama. What a signing he has been.
Chad
Hope we hold on to him for a couple years but looks too good to stay...saying that he and most of the squad could be legends if they stay awhile and make this a europe elite team. If we let him go for less then 15mil it will suck cause if he was in epl at leats 25mil, as he develops.
As long as lawless and desmond are at our club no one will be going on the cheap this pair are celtic and seen us through hard times i know nl deserves credit but let us not forget these two, on the day we win the treble we should go out as lawmen double irony for the other half lol b
Lets not forget bhoys these great players you are talking about play in the spl not the EPL and as we all know the majority of SPL superstars get found out in the EPL
Happy Bear
Kyle Bartley? {Ed007's Note - LMFAO See it's bonkers stuff like this I have missed.}
Don't understand your post Ed what about Kyle Bartley you have just strengthened my argument Bartley not good enough for EPL so loaned out to Rangers Forster what is he 3rd/4th choice Newcastle keeper not good enough for EPL but doing a good job for Spl. take Anthony stokes (who i think is a cracking player) started with Arsenal didnt get anywhere ended up at falkirk done well off down to epl with Sunderland couldn't get a game of to hibs then found his level with celtic ie not good enough for EPL but to good for lesser SPL teams i would say the same of Steven Davis to good for SPL not Good enough for EPL and lets not forget Kris Boyd 195 goals in Scotland 12 in England.
what i am getting at is many fans look at what players are doing up here and give the EPL value Take Wanyama some bloke says if we let him go for any less than 15 mil it will suck. i agree wanyama is probably one of the best players in Scotland at the moment and the influence he has in a game is tremendous so i would realisticly say he is worth 4 or 5 mil if on the other hand he was playing for one of the top 6 EPL sides and could produce the same level football and have the same level of influence then realisticaly he would be worth 15 to 20 mil im not saying the boy is not that good im just saying he is unproven at that level the gap between the SPL and the EPL ie enormous and is getting bigger
Happy Bear {Ed007's Note - Kyle Bartley is muck. That is the difference. He makes Majstorovic look like Baresi.}