Celtic Banter Archive July 12 2011

 

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12 Jul 2011 23:05:51
That's the clock counting down til KING KENNY returns.... Big Desperate Dan & Loovens must be having sleepless nights {Ed007's Note - There is no way he will walk out on LFC to manage Rangers :-)

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12 Jul 2011 22:46:21
Yes, I realise they must have preffered to stay in the EPL...Yes, I realise Steve Bruces connection to the club was important...and Yes wages might have been a stumbling block....but please tell me that when 2 centre backs of the quality of O'Shea and Brown leave Man Utd for a million each, that we at least made an attempt to capture there signatures...



wes brown went for around a million although he was on between 50 and 60 k a week at utd but john o shea cost sunderland 5 million and on at least a similar wage. so for a start we cudnt have afforded the fee for o'shea, we cud have afforded browns fee but i doubt the guy wud have been willing to take a 30k a week drop in his wage which is understandable or came to play in a league were we have 4 competitive games a year.

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12 Jul 2011 22:46:21
Yes, I realise they must have preffered to stay in the EPL...Yes, I realise Steve Bruces connection to the club was important...and Yes wages might have been a stumbling block....but please tell me that when 2 centre backs of the quality of O'Shea and Brown leave Man Utd for a million each, that we at least made an attempt to capture there signatures...



wes brown went for around a million although he was on between 50 and 60 k a week at utd but john o shea cost sunderland 5 million and on at least a similar wage. so for a start we cudnt have afforded the fee for o'shea, we cud have afforded browns fee but i doubt the guy wud have been willing to take a 30k a week drop in his wage which is understandable or came to play in a league were we have 4 competitive games a year.

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12 Jul 2011 22:18:19
pletikosa will not be signed until after the hibs game. the trial wont really begin until the squad are back from OZ so he will more likely play a part in the dublin cup and the swansea and cardiff games

also josh thomson to go out on loan. possibly another spl club or leading league 1 team

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12 Jul 2011 22:06:58
hiow yis aw daen the night boays? listen a wee appoligy somebidy says that oan the "othir" page thit the teddys wur oan thu verge o' gettin "Patrick VIERA" noo ah must put ma hauns up here n' say that was a wee " faux pas" on ma big pals behauf .in that ma big mucker " disleksik Dan " is no the sharpest tool in the box ( ah bit like Big SAMMARIS", tho he is at least a tool in the box , whit he ment tae say wiz thit the teddys wur aftir " PARTICK VERA " ( SHES AN AULD COW FAE BYRES RD THAT HINGS ABOOT LIKE a smell in IAN FERGUSONS JOCK STRAP " SO AM TOLD " wee Veras catch frase is " ahl gie anybidy a ride fur a scooby burger ( she hings aboot the BUGGER van at the tap o byres rd ) anywaey thats me joe the toff noo, thats shood be that cleered up ( as the doc said tae big " rotten dik ") ed nice wee kwiet nite in, hey ed hing oan is that no wee vera jist came oot her middin, "hey vera al bet yir hank marvin hen soory ed bfn, by the way this is wee pat fae posso, hey BIG DAN STOAP LICKIN THAT LAMPPOST THURS WURK TAE BE DUN, CMOAN, YA HEIDUR

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Sadly, Have to agree with poster that it appears the days of the 'marquee' signings for both celtic and rangers have gone. Its a worry when players are rejecting the old firm for mid to bottom epl and championship teams. Surely it cant just be about the money? I think our reputation is now hit almost rock bottom, but I also blame the hibs and dundee utds who enter europe every year and fall at the first hurdle to part time fishermen. Care to comment guys?

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You can't point fingers at the "diddy clubs" mate, our showing in Europe last season was a joke, lucky for Lenny it was early in his tenure. We've not helped the co-efficient at all recently.

I live down in England and can safely say that the SPL's reputation is as low as I've ever known down here right now. Last season's murky antics sure didn't help with that either. Players wanna play footie, not get drawn into the "Old Firm goldfish bowl" nonsense. Can't fault em at the minute, I never thought playing for Stoke (or whoever) would ever be better than playing for Celtic, but times change apparently.

Hoping this season will be a different story. We've gotta get some respect back to get the names to come back.

Shaunybhoy {Ed007's Note - Good afternoon Shauny}

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Afternoon Ed, nice to see my recent comments about Broony were backed up with this mornings result Lol.

Shaunybhoy {Ed007's Note - I agreed with you Shauny, I'll be looking for a good season from him.}

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12 Jul 2011 22:05:54
i dont know why all this bitterness between the Celtic and the Rangers fans we have a lot in common after al l

we both play in the same diddy league
we both have signed one unknown player
we both keep looking at players we cant afford
we both keep losing out on transfers to mediocre championship clubs

and as for signing x players i think it can be a good thing after all take the likes of Miller he knows what's expected of him also if you guys had the chance to resign Barry Robson or the holy goaly you telling me you wouldn't jump at the chance lets be honest for once there are players each one of us would welcome back

Tony {Ed007's Note - Tony was having problems posting, so he wasn't hiding. I thought it had been sorted out Tony, sorry about that}


Can you tell me who our unknown player is tony?

also as for both of us looking at players we cant afford, celtic are capable of making a big signing every now and then. the players we are looking at are highly sought after players with top pedigree. the ones u cant afford are bottom of the barrell players, i.e. conway, even your younger players i.e. greg wylde is knocking back ur final contract offer, i can only imagine what u have offered him.

we have signed the likes of bellamy before, we afforded robbie keanes wage a year ago of 60k plus a week, naka was on 40, boruc was on 30, even donati was on 25. u offered that israeli guy 5 grand a week for gods sake, so ur comparisons arent exactly like for like. at least we are in the market for quality and if we cant afford bellamy we would at least tried to offer 40 maybe 45 grand a week of his wage which is probably more than the average premiership wage outside the big 4. we even offered jimmy bullard 45 grand a week a
last season but then he got greedy and wanted another 20 grand on top.

as for the barry robson been offered, i for one wudnt have him back as he was never good enough in the first place, gave 100% but was a headless chicken

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You refer to all these players you have had in the past and the big wages yo paid
well m8 wake up and smell the roses those guys are gone now for that very reason how much is the top earner on at celtic park now nowhere near 25k i think as for us offering 5k to the Israely how much was kayal on when you signed him

YOU NEED TO GET REAL M8 I KNOW RANGERS CANT AFFORD TO PAY BIG MONEY BUT YOU ARE HIDING YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND IF YOU THINK CELTIC CAN YOU JUST LOST BOOTHROYD TO QPR FFSK AND BEFORE YOU GO ON ABOUT HIM BEING SH*TE AND NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR CELTIC ASK YOUR ED HOW MANY POST THERE HAS BEEN SAYING HE WOULD BE GREAT AT CELTIC


Tony

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12 Jul 2011 21:53:11
Neil Lennon: Lukasz Zaluska has won me over. Neil Lennon has said he is happy to begin the SPL season with Lukasz Zaluska in goal, though he will continue his search for a new goalkeeper.

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12 Jul 2011 20:34:04
rite guys peter lawell has stated publicy that if we are doing buisness in the transfer market for a goalkeeper and a striker we are looking at loan deals as we have got a big squad as it is so expect cervic to go out on loan for the guy from moscow to sign as for a striker a reckon ur looking at a player needing game time and his team looking to let him go and get game time like leon best, nile ranger,

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12 Jul 2011 20:27:29
Striker Jay Bothroyd is set to become QPR's first signing of the summer after agreeing a two-year deal.

Gaz

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12 Jul 2011 20:08:46
right guys im aff now catch all later

Tony {Ed007's Note - Ok Tony, take care}

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AW tony I had lots more songs for you gues i will keep them for another day Ed007 off to watch Underbelly goodnight lets leave you all with a smile this is also a genuine song title "I went back to FOURTH wife for the THIRD time and gave her a SECOND chance to make a FIRST class fool outta me" Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Tim mate, your jokes are bad enough and now we find out your taste in music seems to be country and western!!!!!}

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12 Jul 2011 19:52:13
Yes, I realise they must have preffered to stay in the EPL...Yes, I realise Steve Bruces connection to the club was important...and Yes wages might have been a stumbling block....but please tell me that when 2 centre backs of the quality of O'Shea and Brown leave Man Utd for a million each, that we at least made an attempt to capture there signatures...

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12 Jul 2011 19:47:26
How about this song for rangers I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends. (sfa + scottish refs) I think rangers should have more money to spend this year on players now that Dougie McDonald is gone..... Bigirishmac

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Good one m8 another Celtic fan that has not had a sense of humour bypass how refreshing

Tony

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Hey tony another song for you "I would have writ you a letter but I cant spell YUK ( no tony YUK) haha timalloy

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Surely not having a humour bypass is a good thing? If he were to have a bypass it would do exactly that, bypass. Perhaps you mean humour replacement?

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12 Jul 2011 19:20:54
Ed007 liked your sunbed joke, heard Whyte is bringing Miller back and to recoup money he is making sunbed COIN OPERATED haha Timalloy

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12 Jul 2011 19:19:06
hey Tim heres a real sad song for the end of the coming season

4 Seasons Of Loneliness" - Boyz 2 Men(or should that be Bhoys 2 Men)

beat that one lol

Tony

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Tony I can keep this up all night here is a country and wetern song "I Liked you better before I knew you"
This is a song title too no relevance just like it "I dont take wife to dawg track I'm afraid she'll win" Timalloy

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12 Jul 2011 19:08:03
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Sally, Whyte and Smith will be singing ITS CRYING TIME TONIGHT Timalloy

don't you mean Lennon, thomo, mjalby, will be singing

now its crying time again

or the septic fans will be singing whos sorry now (for giving lennon a contract)

or how about a solo from lennon

the patsy cline classic IM SORRY SO SORRY (for winning f*ck all)


Tony

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Rangers fans seem very anxious to see what names are hitting this page

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Is the scottish cup f*** all

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I hear you lot were in "fine voice" again last night at Forthbank , when are Rangers fans going to finally realise this nonsense is not acceptable in civilized society Tony ?

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12 Jul 2011 17:48:01
Would anyone like to see Kenny Miller back at Celtic, I was glad when he left Rangers as he caused us a lot of problems and I'm sure he will do a job for us {Ed007's Note - No.}

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Absolutely not With us he blew hot & cold, so not what we need MC

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Would rather have fat sally in goals for us this season than that t**t up front

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Hey guys when Tim asked the question i think he was hoping you would judge Miller on his football ability not that he scored a barrel load by you lot also Miller at Celtic never scored many goals but he worked his socks of to enable your other strikers to score

Tony

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Theres only one kenny miller w.a.t.p

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Tony yes when Miller played for Celtic he did put in a shift but oh his finishing was abysmal, then suddenly he found his shooting boots at your lot. He has divided opinion on your site also what if Celtic and Rangers put in JOINT bid he could play half a season for both clubs haha timalloy

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There's more than 1 kenny miller there's the 1 who rounds around kissing the badge and then there's the 2nd who's offski as soon as an offers made he is nothing but a football mercenary, rankers have bought him twice for big money and twice he's buggered off for peanuts or on a freebie

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Is this te same team that was hoping for bellemy talk about selling your sole to the highest bidder

Tony

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12 Jul 2011 17:11:37
Ed007 - have you heard anything more on young Musona and move to Hoffenheim?

Think the last we heard a decission would be made on Monday (yesterday) but so far nothing has been mentioned.

Would seem odd unless he is signing for them and the story just dropped off the radar, as knowing the Redtops this is food and drink with the old "player shuns Celts for German minnows" pi5h that they love sooo much.
Cheers.

HH
/BB {Ed007's Note - As far as I know he should sign for the German club any day. I even doubted from start about it TBH, "CFC had sent a letter" etc, I think maybe it was to boost his profile a bit}

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12 Jul 2011 16:59:44
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Hi Tony as you got a not fae the "teacher" we will accept it this time.
What about Miller do you think whyte will sanction this move you are probably talking £2m fee plus £25K week cannot see him paying that Timalloy

i have no idea what Whyte will pay for anyone m8 but i would rather 2 mill on Miller than Goodwullie as for the wages if he can link up with Jelavic and score as many goals this season as he did the previous half season then we will probably win the league and if thats was the case then 2 mil plus 25k per week would be well justified.

but due to the lack of finances this would only happen if we can get a few bosmans and loans in to make up squad numbers.

Tony

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Tony quite appropriate we are talking about "orange" face miller on the 12th
Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Image the battles over the sunbed between GS and Miller if he comes back!!!}

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12 Jul 2011 16:52:02
Tony, Billybhoy1, what about David BecKam naming his new baby SEVEN in tribute to the famous Celtic Team that won the League cup 7-1, I feel a song coming on "OH HAMDEN IN THE SUN CELTIC SEVEN RANGERS ONE" Enjoy Timalloy

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Naw m8 i prefer Queens

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

never mind tim at the end of next season you can also play a Queen classic

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

when Lennon gets the sack for another failed season lol

Tony

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Ha ha tony nice one, at least you reply with humour not like your other bears on your site, at least we can have a discussion going on here I can honestly say I have tried to get discussions going on your banter site but all I get back is swerry words. Anyway back to our song theme when we win league Sally, Whyte and Smith will be singing ITS CRYING TIME TONIGHT Timalloy

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12 Jul 2011 15:32:58
Everytime we beat the mob fae swinecastle old jj moans and says celtic were lucky, didnae get the breaks , everytime their brothers in glasgow beat them old jj claims they just couldnt live with their friends from govan, top quality team he claims.same old shi*te year in year out.basherbhoy

Get a grip and give your mum her laptop back

Billyboy1

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I don't mind Jeffries, it's that walloper of an asisstant that i detest.

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Haha is that you looking for excuses before the season starts haha its a conspiracy its a conspiracy

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Billyboy1, you better give your mum her pants back mate, conspiracy..nah seem to remember old jj getting sent to the stand after claiming 2 celtic goals where offside he later said sorry, was jj paranoid?basherbhoy

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12 Jul 2011 14:46:48
Hi Billybhoy1 seen your latest posts dont take me too seriously its a BANTER page, yourself and Tony must accept some ribbing coming on here same as I KNOW what to expect on your pages. But point about Sally is he seems to be doing all his talking in papers to try and impress gers fans, better to do talking on pitch, besides your first game is against Rangers wee team fae swinecastle you are GUARANTEED 3 points, jam tarts NEVER try a leg at Ipox. Timalloy

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Everytime we beat the mob fae swinecastle old jj moans and says celtic were lucky, didnae get the breaks , everytime their brothers in glasgow beat them old jj claims they just couldnt live with their friends from govan, top quality team he claims.same old shi*te year in year out.basherbhoy

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Every manager does talking in the paper not just McCoist Timalloy I've got to stick up for our manager you know what me and Tony are like we love a good slagging match Wait till maybe Christmas before you judge by then we will know how well things are going and as for Hearts first game who are you lot playing Hibs? Enough said

Billyboy1

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12 Jul 2011 13:43:29
at last

just to let you guys know i have not been hiding ive had posting problems (ed can verify this as i have contacted him regarding problems) but im back now and lets get this sorted now i will never run and hide im big enough to dish it out and big enough to take it back.

i dont know why all this bitterness between the Celtic and the Rangers fans we have a lot in common after al l

we both play in the same diddy league
we both have signed one unknown player
we both keep looking at players we cant afford
we both keep losing out on transfers to mediocre championship clubs

and as for signing x players i think it can be a good thing after all take the likes of Miller he knows what's expected of him also if you guys had the chance to resign Barry Robson or the holy goaly you telling me you wouldn't jump at the chance lets be honest for once there are players each one of us would welcome back

Tony {Ed007's Note - Tony was having problems posting, so he wasn't hiding. I thought it had been sorted out Tony, sorry about that}

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And for the record Cueller or Boyd aint any of them


Tony

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Kenny miller aka tangerine face...

tae be honest tony i wouldnt have robson back i think midfield is our strongest place and doesnt need any more recruits

viewparkbhoy

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Hi Tony as you got a not fae the "teacher" we will accept it this time.
What about Miller do you think whyte will sanction this move you are probably talking £2m fee plus £25K week cannot see him paying that Timalloy

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Wilson
Matthews
Wanyama

I make that 3 unknowns Tony MC

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12 Jul 2011 13:25:45
this is a test post


Tony {Ed007's Note - Afternoon Tony, I got that post ok}

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12 Jul 2011 13:22:07
Hi ed , does anyone know what celtic's transfer budget is ?

Pepe bhoy {Ed007's Note - No, it is very unusual for a club to announce their transfer budget as it just pushes up the prices if selling club know how much you have to spend}

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Transfer budgets only really exist in football manager.. there is a deal of flexibility in it, generally wont spend any more than 4 or 5 million tho

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12 Jul 2011 12:19:55
Hi Ed007 good to see you back already this morning we have had 6 posts in half an hour, yesterday ed said he had no posts between 8am and 8pm on our Celtic site I found that hard to believe and told him so, anyway did you hear Rangers are having a Fairground at old Albion CAR Park across from Ibrox (True) this fair weekend well this is just grist to my mill and I asked their fans on their site if they thought this was Sally's big "MARQUEE" signing
Timalloy

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Well done that makes you mental for asking that

Billyboy1

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12 Jul 2011 11:01:00
morning ed if the rumours r true about mc fadden i think ive got neil lennon all wrong, i thought lenny was a good judge(kayal, izzy commons etc) y do f**k would celtic need someone like mc fadden, id rather hav murphy and thats saying something
maciej88

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Ed007 is McFadden coming to Celtic? I too dont want him heard some of his off field antics and dont want disruptive player in Celtic dressing room. Also heard Lennon talk about Zaluska that he is physically and mentally stronger what do you think should we gice him another go at no1, my belief if he has strong competition for his place he plays better Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I hope the McFadden rumour is just that, a rumour. I agree with you regarding Zaluska, he does play better when he under pressure, but I still think there will be a new GK brought in}

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Fully agree, if Lenny's actually goin for McFadden then he's proper lost it. Much better options already at the club, Forrest, Commons, Maloney & lord knows how many youngsters get pushed further down the pecking order.

Complete and utter waste of time and money if this is true. If it's not then it's a waste of my time and my boss's money for paying me to type this. Ah well.

Still not convinced by Zaluska though, defo gonna keep an eye on this Pletikosa thing, he was awesome bout 3/4 yrs ago, can't have gone down hill that much and he's got yrs left in him, this could work out real well for us.

Shaunybhoy

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Goalkeepers generally hit their peak in the early 30's so here's hoping we've gotten Pletikosa at the right time :)

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Couldnt agree with u more shaunybhoy mc fadden is a waster
maciej88

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Mc faddens murder, always has been always will be, too expensive and too injury prone, this guy thought he was a top player ever since the scottish media tried telling us this after his goal against france.basherbhoy

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12 Jul 2011 10:35:06
Timalloy you said last night to Tony why haven't you been on too embarrassed by the Rangers result. In all fairness its only a pre season game of course we would prefer to be taking a few goals off these teams but they are non competitive games. They have no bearing on the season at all. I would be worried if it was in the Champions League qualifier but I aint worried at all. Looking forward to the new season defending our title once again

Billyboy1

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Tony was quick enough on here when celtic got beat in there first game down under but i suppose that doesn't count as long as there is nothing bad getting said about fat sally's rankers

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Got to agree with you billybhoy, pre season games are rotten. I don't usually go to the home, pre season games anymore. You take the kids along, only for teams like Arsenal to play all their reserves, and everyone is left dissapointed. The only thing they are good for, is the away games, as they are an excellent excuse to get away for a good bevvy with your mates. Thats if you're allowed and have enough dosh, mind you
paddybhoy

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Hi Billybhoy1 No I asked Tony were he had been as I had not seen him post in a while, yes pre season games are just about getting fit but they are also about tactics, team building etc you have to admit Sally is no Wattie and i think he will struggle this season. Timalloy Ed007 are you back? pages have not been same last couple of days without you testament to good job you do ( how is that for crawling haha) {Ed007's Note - I will be about Tim and thanks for the praise :-)

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Maybe rusty in some of the pre-season games to date but it's still a Champion team :D.

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The season is near you need to worry as do we when it comes to being up to the pace of the game which is the point in pre season. Its not the fitness it was your defence being carved open at ease by a second rate german team thats the worry

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Agreed ed007 001 aint half the man you are haha {Ed007's Note - It's his age, you get very moody and crabit when you het as old as him}

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Timalloy why do you think McCoist will struggle what are you basing this on?? Just because we have lost a couple of pre season games? Lennon would have been out the door by Christmas if you were as quick to judge him Paddybhoy I know what you mean just looking forward to the big kick off

Billyboy1

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11 Jul 2011 09:57:43
Hello ed how are ye today? Is this pletikosa rumour been confirmed? Im really hoping this is a true rumour although im not sure anyone with as many caps etc would accept a trial anywhere at 32 year old.
Jamie mac(cant wait til easter road) {Ed007's Note - I'm good thanks Jamie}

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11 Jul 2011 23:15:40
Bad news Bothroyd will be with QPR, he would have been perfect signing to partner hooper. 4iar

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11 Jul 2011 23:14:07
see when you guys see a link saying so and so signing for the hoops gonna check its celtic rather than QPR, same for links with rangers. On here we are signing bothroyd and campbell but both are going to QPR.

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11 Jul 2011 23:00:55
Anyone else getting worried that the old firm just cant sign any players anymore? 2 months into the close season and both teams have only signed 1 player each for peanuts. (Although celtic will claim that they have signed 3, but really Mathews and Wilson were done last window). When will the rumour mungers on here realise that both teams have no money. Celtic need keeper and striker and again are dragging heels and rangers need a few players also. Sad times

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