Celtic Banter Archive January 12 2012

12 Jan 2012 21:55:49
John Sutton or Gary O'Connor would do me! {Ed007's Note - Would you want them to????}

12 Jan 2012 20:46:58
If Celtic dont strengthen whilst we are in front again i will be disgusted. A target man and CH ideal. Cover for Kayal a bonus. Surely we have learned from previous inactivity:-(

Yeah a good quality target man and CB will win us the league. Not so sure we need a Kayal as Wanyama and Brown do a similar job of winning the ball minus the flair and we've a ton of midfielders as it is (although I'd be happy enough for us to bring in/through a few youngsters).

Some say we should just stick with what we have but I'd like to think Celtic have learned their lesson and realise that nothing is guaranteed at this stage of the season, no matter how much Rangers are on their knees. IMO we've been needing a quality CB since Bobo was still kicking about the club not getting games while big Jan was the last decent target man but IMO put in too many sub-standard performances in his final season.

12 Jan 2012 18:34:01
Today at a secret location I was granted an interview by a troubled football owner let us call him "C W"
CW can I start by asking if calling you by initials is OK? Yes, Timalloy you could even call me "WC" as my club is going down the toilet, or more appropriate as I was in a crap game today trying to raise some funds.
So CW my first question relates to you completely revamping every aspect of your club including what songs are played as team comes out.
Yes Timalloy that is correct these songs listed below are all my choice and I think appropriate given our present circumstances.
Tim here are my songs to be played before game
"Don't Laugh at me cos I'm a Fool"
"I who have Nothing"
"OOps I've done it Again" (landed in court)
"Fly me to the Moon"
"Oh it's Crying Time Again"
"It takes a Worried Man, to sing a Worried Song"
"I don't want to Talk About It"
"The Sound of Silence"
"And now the End is Here"
"The Final Countdown"

CW, can I now ask what your favourite artists are
Certainly Tim I LOVE Johnny Cash especially his song
A boy named SUE!
I also like the PRETENDERS!
And of course SIMPLE MINDS!

Now CW if I may, can you give me a little potted history of your likes/dislikes?
Certainly Tim, I like programmes like
Cash in the Attic, The Secret Millionaire,
Deal or no Deal.
I dislike Family Fortunes, and Mr & Mrs
One of my favourite possessions is my
Blankety, blank cheque book and pen (unused)

My Tax advisors are Mr K Dodd, Mr L Piggott
My current lending facilities are provided by
Big Wullie (the moneylender)

The person I most admire is Dermot Demond and everyday I sing "I want to be like YOU"

Finally CW, have you anything to say to all the worried followers of your great club?
Certainly Tim, I would just like to say this
IT'S ONLY MAKE BELIEVE!

Well folks hoped you enjoyed my comedy, I am sure you will soon let me know! LOL Timalloy

Haha....Bump!! Laughed ma heid aff Tim.
Great stuff, you couldnae make it up....
Oh that's right ye didnae...it's a true (blue) story. Keep them comin.

Jungle Jim

Funny mate,but you,ve got too much free time,lol

Or just be Celtic daft!!
CB

Well thought out Timalloy but not really funny. Anyone that says other wise is kidding theirselves on. Just go back to telling jokes.
FF81

Actually guys, idea came to me in the bath did not take long to formulate it LOL Timalloy
PS do you think "CW" will send me a writ ha ha

Liar Liar Pants Are On Fire. Thought it up in the bath lmao. I liked that one Tim. You are funny when you don't mean to be lol. Be truthful you have been scanning the Internet for hours lol. As I said Tim well thought out but not in the slightest bit funny. I see that a couple of posters agree with me on here.
FF81

Lenny, cracking post over on the Gers page. ( fellow tax dodgers ) lmao. Either you are A tax dodger. You are a student ( as Tim Lovejoy once said TAXDODGER ) or you are on the dole. You are funnier that Timalloy and you weren't ment to be lmao. Good on you mate.
FF81

Last post of the night so short & sweet tax dodgers = rangers hence the mess their in just now ? I pay tax as said on the blue nose page doing my self assessment tomorrow funny enough. Rangers never payed taxed on players wages bla bla bla we all know the score but now their paying for it ?

Rangers - ready
Money - unsteady
Craig whyte - go

Lenny {Ed007's Note - Night Lenny mate.}

It's your 1st post of the night Lenny on here. What happened to the H? You done R M C but no H lmao. What did I say Lenny you are funny and your not ment to be lol. Are you a taxi driver? What's the number of your firm? Remember Lenny be honest with all the fares you've took throughout the year . Hence Tax Dodgers I liked that one lmao.
FF81

12 Jan 2012 15:34:24
Having just read about Edu Being offski im not surprised, I am surprised that Rankers would be in a position to knock back 900k for him however.
Shortly I don't think they'll have a say in the matter when it comes to anyone going that's for sure.
TT88

12 Jan 2012 13:40:52
Have a look at this. A 10 year old Wayne Rooney playing at Anfield. It looks like his hair was receding even at that age. Great goal BTW.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gyKVUwc2xE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

FF81

That's class FF81.
Wouldn't have minded seeing him in all red !
The Real KB

12 Jan 2012 08:18:02
As ed says players are worth what other teams value them at. You are talking about a league that payed near 10 million for Hutton, and 30 million for Carrol. With those in mind why wouldn't they pay 10 for ki, considering his age and the international experience he has already. Markiebhoy

I totally agree that EPL clubs pay way over the odds and have totally wrecked the transfer market as we once knew it.
Liverpool have been on telly a lot recently and Downing and Carroll are prime examples of over-rated, over-priced players (not to mention Adam) and their league are full of - as my old man used to say - pigs in a poke.
On the subject of Ki; I would welcome a decent bid as it would allow us to strengthen the squad. Ki is not the same type as Kayal, but Brown could be moved into centre and put more attacking threat on the right, like McGeough/Cha?
Or hopefully a new No7 will be introduced?

Jungle Jim