Celtic Banter Archive December 12 2012

12 Dec 2012 23:04:52
Ed007, i see your Jose Mourinho's mulit million pound Real Madrid crashed to the paupers Celta de Vigo tonight. Good thing its over 2 legs ! ;-)

Mrs E {Ed007's Note - All is not well behind the scenes just now but they will still go through.}

We'll see Ed, we'll see ;-) Mrs E {Ed007's Note - If I was a gambler I would bet you.}

Is JM not going to be the next man utd manager ed?

Lenny {Ed007's Note - I'm not convinced Lenny. A lot will depend on when AF calls it a day, there are two people behind the scenes keen on Mourinho but I think Laurent Blanc is more likely, with Moyes as an outside chance.}

Well spoatit mrs E its no like you tae notis thit it wiz owur the 2 legs!
serves ye rite

If you wur a gambler ah widnae weer ah comdom!

12 Dec 2012 17:17:31
Hey to all the regs and ED 007.Been in the states since the day after the Barca game with a sick dad in law and was stunned to arrive home the day after the rangers 140 year history celebrations!Did i miss anything while i was away? Is the history intact?If not why is this nonsense being allowed to happen?When will someone clarify this situation? ED,like me, i know you think liquidation meant the end of the historical timeline so where are the SFA in all of this? Oh and the Traynor job shift proves what we all knew for years,paranoid? us?............green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Good to hear from you GJ, I hope you and the family are well, sorry to hear about your father in law. We both know that Rangers history has ended, the wake at Ibrox on Saturday was quite touching, like an old widow laying flowers at her husband's grave.}

Thanks ED,he's all good now but there was a moment as they say.I thought i had landed in a strange universe where rangers were the same club! It all seems very strange to me,on the Jabba subject " rangers are a different club now" and " celtic park has the best atmosphere on European nights bar none" good luck explaining that to your new audience jim! green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Jabba's last column in the DR would give you the heave, it was obvious what was going on and where he was slithering to. He has said a lot of things that seem to have been forgotten by CG and The Rangers fans, I would like to hear his explanation, and if he still believes, this:

"They'll slip into liquidation within the next couple of weeks with a new company emerging but 140 years of history, triumph and tears, will have ended... No matter how Charles Green attempts to dress it up, a newco equals a new club. When the CVA was thrown out Rangers as we know them died."

Glad to have you back GJ and that your Father-in-law is well again :-)

Its cringworthy to watch, you would think lessons had been learned from the last time the fans kept their heads firmly in the sand but hey ho.

We have they were 'demoted' 'thrown out' of the SPL

The fact that Rangers went into liquidation automatically expelled them from the league. The SPL shareholders then decided not to make an EXCEPTION and let them back in. Two very different things but if a Rangers fan can explain to us why it's not 2 different things, feel free.

Charles Green purchased all the business and assets of Rangers, including titles and trophies (I bet the fans sleep easy knowing it wasn't another Scottish football team that bought this lol)

In June 2012 CG Said that if his CVA proposal was to fail (which it did) and Rangers were to be liquidated (which they are):-

'the history, the tradition, everything that's great about this club is swept aside'.

Therefore he admits he has not purchased titles and trophies. The new club has no titles and trophies.

Charles Green is no great speaker or statesman but he is no dummy. His audience is a mob, whose money and favour he needs in order to exit the Rangers investment project with a financial return. He is well out of his depth in Scottish football and all he is doing is stoking up hatred, one day it will be clear why...the reason oldco died GREED ~ Mrs E

Thanks Mrs E, Skimming thru the rangers page it seems his prospectus is going down like a lead balloon,need to have a look at it.From what i gather it seems to be a typical green piece of cleverly worded smoke and mirrors.The financials do seem to be rather sketchy but i will have a look sometime i know my blue mates dont think anything of it........green jhedi

I haven't read it or seen it. I just know from his pointless telly show last night, he won't name the other investors. Ah well ~ Mrs E

13 Dec 2012 10:43:39
Welcome back Green Jhedi, wee Pat has been looking after your house. You can buy back your suite at the barras lol Timalloy

Jedo aye yen wur rite son 140 years auld n wen they lit the connuls it set a fire aff thit set the sprinklurs aff then the insururs widnae paey oot so the stadims burnt doon whit a fkn mess stull it looks bettur thin it did afore the blaze so aws well thit ends well oh n tae wee chico aw the best tae you oan yur speedy recovery n also tae yur burns !
n best washis tae aw it the speshul burns unit milngavie n tell sally ah wiz askin here the weight wull jist faw aff um honist.
ps tell um no tae oardir the thin n crispy pizza itl jist bring it aw bak,
toodle pip,
pps nae wurries aboot the shell suit chico thurs mer wer that came fae,
enjoy!

12 Dec 2012 14:51:53
Recently a Michelin starred restaurant near where I live went into liquidation. This seemed like too good an opportunity to miss and I bought all the assets, good will and history. Imagine my dismay when I discovered I could not claim to be a 3 starred Michelin establishment and if I did Michelin would sue me. Furthermore the council have been round and have refused to accept the old health and hygiene certificates I bought fair and square. They also want me to pay to fix the leaky drain out the back that was clearly the old companies fault and not mine. On the first day J*mie Oliv*r did not turn up as per the contract he had with the old firm and refused to pay me compensation. When I phone him all he would say is "Who the F*ck are you" and hung up. Now that Greed c*nt Tam Cowan wants to come round and review the restaurant even though he already did a perfectly good review of the old restaurant. And to top it all off, I've just discovered the warranty on the ovens and freezers is invalid.
Any how your all very welcome at the Fat Duck International. Remember if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck , it's probably a dead duck.

Very cleverly put mate.............kbt1978

At least the tables are full every week (even though I have to hand out free vouchers down the town to get it full). Mitchelin will soon go but without me.

Any one want to buy shares!

Her wee petur fae petur snacks oan the sarie hid the same prob mate bit ah dont think hiz tyres wur michelin ah think they wur remoulds?
anywaey the fkn junkies took thum aff hiz motur agane,
ed dae these persons no unurstaun thit if petur snax goes we AW GO?
weel die pan breed nae mer !
thats why possos finest! ( strathys anser tae the keystane cops ur nae stane cops iz thur cauld roon hear)
huv very generussly dunatit 8 alloays fur petur tae yase durin this very tramatic period (here that reminds me ed ah think we veras due tae come oan shoartly cos thurs a ful moon)
so if emdy waants tae buy the uthur set ae wheels then uasul costs apply!

ps thanking posso cop shop in antisipashun iz they huvnae really gave thur ok yet?
pps fur sale wan ex polis caur nae mot nae tax nae wheels fur sale furst tae see wulnae be disapointit (cash only) pos breakin soon!
pps cs gas cannisturs fur sale unwantit pressy alsae batons ,siren.n 2 boatles ae blood remoover £20
ppps signed confession statemints (unsigned)

Can i book for 49,000 please and can you send the bill to ibrox stadium, FAO chico green(cos all the bears are good at turning up for anything given away free)

I'm pure fed up getting told it's no the same restaurant. It pure is. Its even got the same owners secretly behind it in the shape of Blue Duck holdings,

12 Dec 2012 12:47:38
Seriously on Champions League withdrawal symptoms now not getting my mid week fix of hyper octane excitement. I mean ten points highest ever. Beating Barca, .... Barca scratching a last gasp goal at Nou Camp, beating Spartak home and away......
I'll need to take crack cocaine to get through to February.

Almost as exciting as Charles Greens interview and shell company share offer in fresh air.

Well funny ye shood say that
"why no yase oor diskrett service
YUV TRIED THE ****E NOO TRY SOME WHITE!"
sarry 7-17-11888
n leev a mesage cos yuv nae chance ah gettin a replie ya pie!

12 Dec 2012 10:18:13
picked up the paper today. 67 players suing rangers, rangers suing 6 players. couldn't even be bothered reading it. it is all just too boring now. can someone condense it for me so i can understand what they're up to now , and keep it a short as possible.. from tam cowan today. had a great time a my grannys birthday party on saturday night , she actually died last summer , we just took the idea from rangers.. shammy

Condensed: CGs a clown.

I already knew that, so i didn't miss anything by not reading it then.. shammy

12 Dec 2012 00:50:44
Green is a clown & will say anything as he is allowed by a complicit press & footballing bodies afraid of the consequences to them & their families. This is the form now unfortunately & has been for months, all for cash in his pocket. AbS 1888

He is 4 years from getting to Europe and five years from euro money hitting bank account earliest. How can anyone invest in that?

They need a lying rangers loving poor journalism hacks in the press to prop up the perception it's all ok. If we are ever going to sort out our football about 6 red top sports journalists need the heave ho out the game.

Green isn't delivering a £360k plus posh west end apartment plus bonuses performance I'm afraid.
He's Imran Ahmed's front man.
When is Imran Ahmed going on the TV?

Here is that no the big guy thit diz the sports next to
"HELO MY NAMES BIG JON MACKAY1"

@4) naw that's big Raman no Imran.
Ya eejit.
Talk about friendly fire.

"If a lie is repeated often enough all the dumb jackasses in the world not only get to believe it, they even swear by it" Billy Boy Franklin

CG tells more lies than a fortune teller and as long as he is tells the right lies the fans will swallow them but eventually it will all come tumbling down, be patient,

Maestro08