Celtic Banter Archive September 11 2016

 

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11 Sep 2016 22:38:19
Been watching us humping the wee team again and again. amazing how many of them are running around with their arms in the air claiming offside on nearly all our goals. obviously Senderos had his hand in the air once too often. Arf Arf. cannie stop smiling.

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11 Sep 2016
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Missing Person, Joey Barton

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11 Sep 2016 23:03:06
He's not actually missing ED. He is still in Broony's pocket.

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11 Sep 2016 19:29:21
I know it's a wee while away but why not ask for Christmas a hard hat green of course to wear to the crumble dome what a sight aw the tims wearing hard hats in reference to it falling to bits hail hail.

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11 Sep 2016 21:28:22
Oh n high viz, vests tae.

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11 Sep 2016 22:32:37
Omg! That would be the funniest thing! Maybe even a biologic removal suit for all of the asbestos! They are pretty warm also!

I am sure no Celtic supporter would even consider wrecking the away supporters' toilets as can you imagine the asbestos riddled environment you would be disturbing!

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11 Sep 2016 22:53:06
Stan Smith lol.

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11 Sep 2016 19:24:19
Good to feel Celtic park rocking yesterday watched replays of yesterday again thourghly enjoy my day πŸ€πŸ˜‰.

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11 Sep 2016 18:49:09
Thought I would compose a list of songs to put on a "virtual jukebox" for my ex bear pals.

EVERYBODY HURTS
WICKED GAME
I FALL TO PIECES (Senderos)
SING ME BACK HOME (Mr Warburton)
WAITING AROUND TO DIE (TRIFC)
MERCY NOW (Krancjar)
FOR THE GOOD TIMES (those ex bears with long memories)
BLUE EYES CRYING IN THE RAIN
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD STOPPED TURNING
IF WE MAKE IT THROUGH DECEMBER

Add your own songs if you wish.

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11 Sep 2016 19:09:36
LYING EYES
SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
WALK ON
MONEY TO TIGHT TO MENTION
DREAM (ON)

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11 Sep 2016 19:31:04
Don't believe the hype, Zombie, You've lost that Govan feeling, Embarrassment.

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11 Sep 2016 21:18:20
Whit about RAWHIDE after the absolute pumpin they took! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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11 Sep 2016 14:40:17
I'm seeing a lot of social media uproar regarding some fans hanging dolls from the upper tier. Firstly, I don't for one second think it's anything to do with Kris Boyd as some are falling over themselves to suggest, just horribly coincidental, but I also don't see what would go through somebody's head to do that as a display. What was it ever going to achieve other than an incredibly negative backlash against our club and take a bit of the shine off what was an incredible performance? I can only assume it was supposed to be zombie themed but that's nonsense.

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11 Sep 2016 15:24:30
Their players were falling over themselves, I don't know how many times they went near our players and go down as if their head came off. I Lil touches they went down with a broken head, the plan was to rely on the ref and get us sent off. Toure and another get a yellow on 1st challenge nothing bad but they were able to get 6 fouls per player before booking.

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11 Sep 2016 15:51:27
Toure and bitton were 100% yellows first tackle or fifth tackle. Take off the tinted specs mate.

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11 Sep 2016 15:53:41
That guy Garner? What a diver he was ANY time one of our players went anywhere near him he was down rolling about SFA should have a word with servco about him and how much trouble it could cause.

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11 Sep 2016 15:54:33
What happened to Joey "The Budgie" yesterday? Heard that when he goes into a safari park the animals roll up their windows. Joey who?

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11 Sep 2016 16:42:19
First I've heard of that hanging dolls thing, is so sickening, those guys snd the ones that wrecked the toilets are cut from the same cloth.

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11 Sep 2016 16:45:24
Agreed Kev.

The only people connecting the effigies with the recent (and tragic) events surrounding Kris Boyd's brother are Rangers fans and Social Media Pantywetters.

In terms of the effigies themselves, they were neither clever, nor funny, which given they were jokes, is criminal enough.

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11 Sep 2016 17:30:52
The hanging dolls were nothing to do with Boyd's brother committing suicide, they were to signify the death of rangers, but after yesterday's humiliation of THEIR pet team the sevconian media are trying to manipulate it into something to deflect from the humping and the destruction of the CP toilets, no decent Celtic fan would think it is funny the tragic circumstances in which Kris Boyd's brother died and our sympathies go out to his family.

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11 Sep 2016 17:42:46
I think Pedro had tinted glasses and a strange understanding of the way football is normally refereed inScotland Celtic get booking for first tackle and our opponents for their fifth
In fairness to W Coolum he did quite a good job yesterday . I thought he did reasonably well controlling the game and didn't make any really unbelievable bloomers
A number of The Rangers players showed themselves to be total cheats in rolling around holding various parts of their body without been touched . Luckily he knew the Celtic players better than Warbs and Weir who got Lustig mixed up with Bitton .
I have very often criticised our referees but today I accept Collum wasn't biased and did quite well.

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11 Sep 2016 17:47:55
I agree. Could not see even our worst fans wanting to do that towards an Ex Rangers players family member on a day where every Celtic fan on the planet would have been bouncing.
And agree 2ndly, thoughts to his family and loved ones.

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11 Sep 2016 18:37:33
Not on this forum but on other Celtic forums and Twitter there are Celtic supporters wetting themselves with this opportunity to spread the dispicable images @ give the MSSM an opportunity to deflect away from the wonderful performance on the pitch and from what would appear to be wanton damage done to the away toilets by scores of The Rangers fans.

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11 Sep 2016 18:39:54
I agree with you guys, no Boyd link at all. Especially when these things are planned weeks in advance. For me it was a poor decision in general because I found it very tasteless and exposes the club to criticism but in terms of Kris Boyd etc I had no idea it was suicide awareness day until folk started trying to make links to it. And of course all people with any decency would offer sincere condolences.

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11 Sep 2016 19:08:35
I would like to echo the sincere condolenses to Kriss Boyd snd his family, speaking as someome who has experience of it in my own family, and who has friends that have lost relations the same way, I think the coincidental prank, if that is what it was, was tasteless in extreme especially as Kriss Boyds story was plastered all over the papers, do the perpretators have an ounce of brain cells or human decency between them.

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11 Sep 2016 19:39:05
I agree my deepest sympathy goes out to Kris Boyd and his family.

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11 Sep 2016 20:08:02
Old boy stop talking rubbish for
One minute. The bitton and Toure tackles were yellow cards. There's no ifs or buts or conspiracies. Collum booked krançar for persistent fouling because none of his individual Tackles merited a booking. It's the rules mate and Collum for me had a solid game. Professional trips like bittons are and have always been a yellow card.

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11 Sep 2016 21:47:42
I didn't know we were playing Kilmarnock yesterday but hey ho. Sure Killie would have made a game of it. My thoughts go out to anyone who has suffered the loss of a loved one.

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11 Sep 2016 20:57:15
Oldbhoy talking rubbish ' I don't BELIEVE IT'

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12 Sep 2016 23:49:25
Bitons was yellow, no doubt about it . I , too have praised Collum, he did remarkably well in the circumstances . I was surprised how the tackle on Tierney wasn't even given a foul as I thought it deserved a red card .
I just don't know what part of Toure's body connected with what part of the Rangers player's body . The agony and rolling and clutching various parts of his body by the Rangers player was certainly over the top and I would think played a part in the non - green tinted Pedro glasses and W C was also taken in .


I like Aindoh, wish to pass my sympathy to the Boyd family and the far too many families in these islands who have had family members take their own life .

Far from me to try to make a point with poor Aindoh, but I didn't see anything about Kris's brother in the papers I read .

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12 Sep 2016 23:49:25
Bitons was yellow, no doubt about it . I , too have praised Collum, he did remarkably well in the circumstances . I was surprised how the tackle on Tierney wasn't even given a foul as I thought it deserved a red card .
I just don't know what part of Toure's body connected with what part of the Rangers player's body . The agony and rolling and clutching various parts of his body by the Rangers player was certainly over the top and I would think played a part in the non - green tinted Pedro glasses and W C was also taken in .


I like Aindoh, wish to pass my sympathy to the Boyd family and the far too many families in these islands who have had family members take their own life .

Far from me to try to make a point with poor Aindoh, but I didn't see anything about Kris's brother in the papers I read .

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11 Sep 2016 13:00:38
As per usual on a Sunday lunchtime I share with you all what my ex bear pals have had to say. Below is this what they said after yesterday.

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11 Sep 2016 17:49:02
LOL
So share then.

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11 Sep 2016 18:30:08
@Shugmckie I thought I was being subtle but maybe I should have just spelled it out.
A B I G F A T Z E R O.

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11 Sep 2016 19:15:42
So Timbo. you keep calling them your 'ex bear pals'. the Sunday lot yeah? . why they ex? . did u bin them, was there a bust-up, did i miss all that.?
Spill?

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11 Sep 2016 22:00:26
Ex because the teddy bears are no more. Pals cause they are, kinda!

Am i right Tim.

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11 Sep 2016 11:46:20
Mrs T met one of our neighbours who told her he had a Β£10 bet at 125/ 1 on Dembele and 5-1 to win over Β£1250, she then turns to me and asks why I never bet on the game. She moans when I bet and moans when I don't grrrr.

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11 Sep 2016 13:22:32
A boy I know had the same bet on tim he's from cumbernauld wish he had told me and i could have stuck it on lol.

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11 Sep 2016 17:42:30
I had 5 2 at 100 to 1. Found myself supporting The Rangers for a minute. A frustrating and unfulfilling experience, felt like trashing my bog and shouting stupid stuff. Wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

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11 Sep 2016 11:38:06
suppose if you are a blue nose its hard to see positives - Miller - excellent, Tav, McKay, Goalie and a few others the core of a good side.

But Sendimoff - just awful,
Jimmy Kranjky - beyond awful,
Dick (Barton) - if he could play as well as he tweets.
and especially Rab C Garner - that guy is a total liability, will cost them more points than score goals.

with that lot they'll be lucky to be in the top 6.

I had respect for The Big Orange Toastie Loaf before yesterday - but greeting for his mammy after the game - that's just wrong - he should have said best team won, congrats celtic - we take positive from: "Miller, Tav, McKay, Goalie and a few others. We have the core of a good side. ".

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11 Sep 2016 11:54:24
I thought their best player was between McKay, Windass and their goalie- although he let in 5 it could have been 10
Their manager, like Barton talks through his arse and both Aberdeen and Hearts (and possibly more) should finish above them with that awful defence.
In fact it may take an extended outbreak of honest mistakes for them to make top six?

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11 Sep 2016 12:12:09
"No gulf between the teams" aye right warbo, here's your nurse coming with your medication lol.

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11 Sep 2016 13:29:09
Taviner is terrible why do you think Kenny miller a striker had to cover him at right back lols they had 1 not so bad player but wouldn't even make our bench in windass the rest are no better than st Johnstone and sevco havethe second biggest wagebill in Scottish football and always have since they started in the bottom tier there manger has no plan b he is to them what Delia was to us in fact he had near enough the exact same win loss goals for against record as him last season but 1 was branded the best ever the other a failure.

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11 Sep 2016 13:56:22
Wouldn't swap any of that team I seen yesterday for one of ours! Thought windlass looked decent but that's about it! And there manager saying there's no gulf just sums him and there poor excuse for a club up! And he embarrasses himself even further by shouting his mouth off for lustig to get sent off even though he wasn't even booked! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ throw in the mess there scumbag fans left in the Celtic park toilets and it really shows them up for the classless tribute act that they are!

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11 Sep 2016 15:59:52
Just shows Warbo wasn't even watching the game he was probably watching the Manchester Derby on his mobile.

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11 Sep 2016
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Fergus McCann quote

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11 Sep 2016 10:05:30
The beat us 5 1 but there no major gulf. Wow! Senderos walks for a handball worthy of an 8 year old, Krancjar was pooped after half an hour and Barton largely anonymous for 90 minutes. Meanwhile Sinclair continues to score, MD bags a debut hattrick and we didn't even get out of second gear. Well aware that you can't judge a lot on one game but the evidence there isn't so much of a gulf as a monumental chasm!

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11 Sep 2016 10:59:42
Don't know what he was taking before that interview but I want some.

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11 Sep 2016 11:08:42
also worth noting we have soundly beaten Hearts and Aberdeen too and a trickey tie to StJ before we started playing good.

Meanwhile Sevco lucky to get draws against Hamilton and Kilmarnock.

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11 Sep 2016 11:23:23
And the bread man says he would not swap any of our players for his What is the name of this guys Chemist?

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{Ed007's Note - Walter White? Are you sure he said 'wouldn't' and not COULDN'T? }

11 Sep 2016 09:00:28
before the match .

"Joey Barton, who had said the Celtic captain was "nowhere near the level of player I am"".

Yesterday just proves that's true - Brown isn't that rubbish!

Has Barton been found yet?

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11 Sep 2016 09:44:12
No he is still in broonies back pocket.

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11 Sep 2016 09:59:29
Supposingly his face will be on milk carton shortly. They are even doing a reenactment for crimewatch (the part of Barton is being played by Danny dier) .
They're extremely worried for his safety at this moment as he hasn't been fed, looked in a mirror or combed his hair since his disappearence.
Servco would like Celtic to know that the damage in the toilets was not malicious but was just the fans looking for joey. All damage will be covered just stick on their tab. You know they are good for it.

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11 Sep 2016 16:02:28
At least he won't be lonely in his pocket. I'm sure Ian Black is still in there somewhere.

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11 Sep 2016
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Celtic splash out on new steward uniforms.....

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11 Sep 2016 00:20:25
What game was weir watching cause lustig was not booked before he took McKay out lol.

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11 Sep 2016 02:40:18
Not even a mention about that clown Miller going over the top of the ball on young Tierney and Collum not even giving a foul or booking him for it, or their players feigning injury everytime THEY tackled our players, they do every cheating trick in the book but want Lustig sent off for nothing.

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11 Sep 2016 07:50:54
I also thought Nico had a kick out at Bitton not long after Bitton was booked for tripping him. Just outside the centre circle on the right hand side in our half.

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11 Sep 2016 10:24:59
And garner pretending to the ref that big shev had stamped on him!

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11 Sep 2016 11:29:48
Truth be told I thought the ref handled the game very well.

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11 Sep 2016 13:33:57
The ref didn't have to make any big calls yesterday kev83 and got most right so I agree with you. but that garner is a diver and playactor from going down holding his head with lustig to the phantom stamp by Erik can tell he's going to be seeing a few reds and yellows up here.

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