Celtic Banter Archive February 11 2012

 

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11 Feb 2012 15:51:31
here ed me n wee vera are sittin doon eatin sum munchies it 3 in the mournin, ( iz ye dae) she's hivin greggs big softie( all need tae huv a wurd wae that boay) shes managed tae eat it sideways,me am huvin a coople ah donuts ( naw no sally n craigo)
vera; pat stoap pittin yer donut oan thaaat!
pp; it wisnae aw that long ago hen whin we used tae dae that aw the time!
v; aye well nae mer, be serious, pat??? pat ma wee stallyin??( ah no ah no)
p;aye hen
v; pat ah waant a vajazzle!
p; hing oan hen they toyota's ur still abit iffy
v; naw ya t**t its a kind ae decoration
p; bit wuv takin aw the decurashuns doon vera!;
v;its a new thing fur doon below pat,
p ;vera yiv awreddy goat wee things doon there
v; aye signs, pat, signs, like " one way!", vehicles left it ownurs risk, illegal parkurs may be toed away!
p; ah wundurd how thur wiz yella lines there hen, ah mean they ur LINES vera????
v; course they ur, its jist thit ah need a wee tidy up pat sumthin new!
p; how did ye no say hen ah cood get ma wee pal thit drives the wee pavemint sweeper, mibbe he cood dae a wee homer fur ye hen?
v;pat ah waant it dun pruffesionally
p;so whit ur ye gonna get hen mibee " abandon hope all who entur here?", ur cyclepath mibbee? nae entry?
so off we trots doon tae sarry street tae the " vickies vajazzles" theyre in between the bookies n greggs, vajazzles dun while ye wait! so ah sade tae the lassie" so cood ye leave it n cum bak later mibee in a shoe boax ur sumthin? ( an ice breakur eh ed ?)
so wee veras guan fur the " countryside look" n ah think thats like a wee stream n a bridge gaun ower it ur sumthin, the lassie sade we dae a specksaver pat?
a 2 fur wan deal mibee fur yersel pat ? so ah droaps ma kegsn she says "oh thats good pat the candy floss look !"
ah says" naw hen thats where vera keeps hur donuts tae save hur fae gettin up durin the nite!"
hey hen dont throw anythin away wull ye?
( here ed ah cood mibbee use aw the excess hair tae stuff that auld couch in the toilet, "waste not waant not" ed, iz ma auld ma sade oan hur death bed...
tae be continued..................

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You should be on the telly mate.brilliant,artybhoy

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Why would talking or typing like a ned be even remotely funny? And before anyone says anything i am a celtic fan. I just find the whole wee pat thing totally boring and frankly embarrasing!

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No name, away and get a happiness implant, oor Pat ROCKS on here, "Celtic" fan serious doubt it hail hail Timalloy

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Da whit huv a telt ye aboot cumin oan the site n dont denie it this time
his wean!!!!

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11 Feb 2012 11:53:25
here ed that perty fur kim whyte wiz ah blast man bit ah wiz so pissed ah kept callin hur" quim" bae mistake bit when ah appolojised she jist sade " dont woory pat it reminds me of my ex lol
shes a wee brammur ed am tellin ye pp fae the posso

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11 Feb 2012 22:02:59
Breaking news Ally McCoist has just accepted a full time job with SKY : Ally said "It is a big increase in money , but I've never fitted a satellite dish" "."...DH

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Ally has mega millions in the bank so doubt he will be doing any blow jobs

Billyboy FF81

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At least Jim White will have someone to wipe his tears and snotters when the Temple of Doom closes down lol

Lubo25

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Mega millions ! ,do u think he,ll invest them in his beloved club or waste it on steak bakes and monster munches for some comfort eating as he watches his job go slowly down the drain like his employers"....DH

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Mmmm pickled onion monster munch!

GoldCoastBhoy

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11 Feb 2012 22:00:58
Rangers win 4-1 against the mighty Pars , and all the Ostriches are full of hope once more .... i say let the Rockets see the Moon !

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Its just the same as celtic beating someone by the same score,,poor poor league

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11 Feb 2012 22:00:26
Ed, just wondering if people remember the first Celtic team they saw.

Mine was Celtic 2 Aberdeen 0
24 April 1979

Connaghan

McGrain McClusley McNeil Brogan

Johnstone Hay Murray Hood

Dalgleish Deans

Subs: Lennox Callaghan

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Can't fully recall the team sheet , but it was Celtic 6 Inverness THistle 1...... Mcstay scored a hat trick, mcgarvey and satin scored too, can't mind who else, maybe Archdeacon........just remember eatin macaroon with a jakey pishin doom ma leg in the jungle.......Bhrydo BHoy

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That teams never 1979.artybhoy

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Agreed Arty I think Danny was the only player ther still playin for us in 79 think the poster got his years mixed up........DH

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My first game was hearts 3 celtic 4 7677 season. this was dalgleish`s last season in the hoops. it was also danny`s 250th game. danny did play right into the 80`s. you are mixed up mate.

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The first side I ever saw live was Marko Fortune's debut, Suncorp Stadium in 2009.

It was 4000 degrees and my kids loved it. Sang YNWA with 30000 green bloods. A truly fantastic day.

GoldCoastBhoy

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I was Celtic 7 St Mirren 1 . In 1988. Im sure Mcghee scored a hat-trick, one was a back heeler.

Joeshmo1888

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Sorry about that Bhyrdo Bhoy,didn't know it was you.Hope you enjoyed the macaroon tho?lol.

My 1st game -
Ajax (1982 i think.)

Jungle Bhoy.

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Mines was early nineties i was about 4 maybe it wasnt all seater anywae, against a team in dark blue, maybe dundee or falkirk, cant remember anything about the game, all i remember was there was a big inflatable pink elephant or hippo behind one goal, no joke! does anyone remember this elephant?

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Celtic 3 benfica 0. 1969. EC QF. the first and only game my dad took me to. In the jungle as a 10 year old. Hooked for life.

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If your first game was in 1979 , i'm pretty sure you didn't see any of the players you have listed apart from Danny McGrain and perhaps Bobby Lennox , all the others had left Celtic long before them , Billy McNeill retired in 1975 and was actually the Celtic manager in 1979 .

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My first Celtic game was on 15th May 1967 , Celtic defeated Kilmarnock 2-0 in the final league game of the season , 10 days before Lisbon .

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It was cold that day jungle bhoy, so it kept me warm for at least 10 minutes... the wrigleys spearmint gum got me by...bhrydo bhoy

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All these fans kidding on they have been Celtic fans for good bet at least 1 of you supported Morton at 1 point

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11 Feb 2012 20:39:50
I think Ledley's nick name should be "G.I.JOE" cause he never stops working and is willing to go to the trenches every game to win/be the celtic way! goooo Joe. Hail Hail

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Toto agree with you hes like a workhorse
no matter were G.I JOE plays hes always gives 100 percent were he plays
an usung hero 4 me keep it up G.I JOE,stef1967

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11 Feb 2012 19:44:15
OK lets have a game of Guess the new name of Rangers FC........ill start.......Forth Lanark!! your turn! Bhrydo Bhoy

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Bhrydo Bhoy, ok I'll join in. How about
Kinning Park Kickers or FC Dallas LOL Timalloy

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How about
Benburb Seniors
lol

Lubo25

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Skinto rankers,stef1967

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Come in peace,,but,,,,,,th queen will still rule everyone even if rangers go,,,haha

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Govan gullibles fc

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The estblishment

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Borussia BumpTheTaxman

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Whit aboot the sally army
hee haw

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How about Champions,oh a forgot we already are.

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How bout queens 11s

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How about trotters independent traders

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How about Blue Nose united

BarryBhoy

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11 Feb 2012 19:20:31
right bhoys if you r listenin to
clyde1 gv experience giv a dance
tune that yous like and the 1 most
like i will txt and give everyone
a mention
mine is SATURDAYS, I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH
so lets hear them sometimes it doesnt get on,stef1967

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Well done stefanny1967 you are the man. Yes get gb to play the Saturdays I just can't get enough. The group where the Celtic fans got the song from. Take care

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No namer get the name WRITE ITS STEF1967 and dont add the other name ya fanny,STEF1967

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Reply to ya fanny stefanny1967, it's right not write. Lmao. Your the man. As I said its gb not gv lol.
Wow

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11 Feb 2012 18:08:12
Didn't hear you complaining during the week about the ref?

Billyboy1

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You lot did though
maybe the reason willie collum didnt give the goal was due to him looking straight at it.as you well know his eyes are in the back of his head
and you will find that almost all the posts on here from celtic fans said it crossed the line the other night.
it wasnt just bad decisions today against us it was against both teams thats what im saying. and not just the ref both linesmen (assistant refs) had utter shockers

Lubo25

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We dont hear yous complainin wen yous
get the shout,WSNBM,stef1967

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You obviously never saw that clown today billybhoy, so you can take your wee snide comment back over to the wake:)


taco

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Sorry taco just to say that thats why i posted it coz i woz over on there page and seen it and wrote it, dont no why it got posted on our page coz wot woz it referin to on here nofin, the ed must haf
done it,wsnbm,stef1967

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Sorry taco never cot that message there about billy boy i thought that u meant did u not see wot he wrote over there,wsnbm,stef1967

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Lol...no worries stef, you had me well confused there:P


taco

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11 Feb 2012 17:51:27
ma post was too much ed wee pat? {Ed001's Note - 007 is out at the moment, I left it for him to deal with as I am unable to decipher your posts, sorry.}

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Ed wan, ur ye no unnerstauning the guid scots tung ahm fair scunnered by ra wey guid plane glesca tok uryeonrabevvyursumfin? Timalloy (linguist) PS Wee Pat Rules {Ed001's Note - erm...}

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Brilliant pat.artybhoy

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ED001 a translation, can you not understand the good scots tongue, I am a wee bit annoyed, have you been partaking of an alcholic beverage? LOL Timalloy {Ed001's Note - cheers Tim, no I haven't.}

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Ed001 don't worry we struggle to read them too but pats a superstar so we all love him
Cb

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11 Feb 2012 17:45:07
did todays refs brother use 2 play for rankers

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11 Feb 2012 17:17:55
Not a great performance but we won so well done tic and ESP Lenny on his 100th game!
Mon the hoops
CB

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11 Feb 2012 16:53:06
referee abysmal today, Celtic played ok but not brilliant. Big Dan should never have been sent off and should win an appeal.

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This is the type of game we'd have dropped point in previously. Good to see us getting all 3 points.

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Got the 3 points and 4 points
clear, that will do me WSNBM,stef1967

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Totally agree ref and linesman were disgusting. Was never a sending off. I would say that Rangers had given them a backhander but the couldnt fford to pay a ref off now.

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Stef what's WSNBM mean mate ?

Lenny

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We shall not be moved,lenny,stef1967

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Awrite bhoys just listenin to gv experience
and just got the laptop aff the misses,jcge,stef1967

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Big Dan switched off and gave the referee and linesman the chance to send him off , he should have cleared the ball instead of arseing about , he could have cost Celtic points today .
Drewzybhoy

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11 Feb 2012 16:31:58
atrocious refereeing today. what game is this guy watching?

i've lost count of the amount of really questionable decisions. i can definitely see this clown being marked down after this game


taco

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11 Feb 2012 16:23:23
That is just ridiculous wtf is the ref thinking ??
Cb

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11 Feb 2012 16:17:49
I'd like to see Ibrahaim getting a run on
Cb

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He's not on the bench.

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11 Feb 2012 15:24:18
oh look the best supporters and loyal in the world match update on sky there oh look at those empty seats behind that reporter .naughty bhoys that dont show.

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Almost 3 times as many were at your last home game.away back to the paupers pages,loser.artybhoy

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Is this the same losers that have won three leagues in a row artybhoy? ,your the loser mate

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Im not about to lose my team.artybhoy

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You got inside info on that arseybhoy????nobody knows whats goin to happen with the tax case so pipe down small child

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Away and lose yer virginity ya numpty.artybhoy

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11 Feb 2012 15:18:41
Looks like Rogne did pick up a knock on Wed. He has been outstanding as well, pity he seems to get injured so frequently, it's a setback but I hope we carry on the great football and score a few today; However The Butcher will have them well up for this and I see a possible red card at some stage.
I hope the Bhoys give NL a happy 100.
Mon The Hoops.

Jungle Jim

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11 Feb 2012 14:23:31
Dont care what the score is, as long as the number of goals we got, is more than the number they got.

Joeshmo1888

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Get**

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Lol, poor grammar. Passed higher English too believe it or not.

Joeshmo1888

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11 Feb 2012 14:04:13
Celtic v Inverness Caledonian Thistle team news: Forster; Matthews, Majstorovic, K. Wilson, Mulgrew; Forrest, Brown, Wanyama, Ledley; Samaras, Hooper
Subs: Zaluska, Cha, Ki, Commons, Stokes, Brozek, McCourt

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11 feb 2012 12:20:57
rangers no all about there troubles
1-0 tae the pars haha,lol. stef1967

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Aye great point made again stef? U know ur stuff.
TT 88

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11 Feb 2012 11:51:40
All the very best to Celtic today against Inverness,no doubt the Inverness manager will have his players wound up to kick anything that moves in a Hoops jersey today,after the defeat last week,Celtic to win 3 or 4-0 today,also good luck to Dunfermline today,I also hope no ex rangers player gives away a penalty to help his previous club.

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11 Feb 2012 10:58:15
remember when we were going bust?who was the biggest pain in the ars journalist?the voice of football(someone called him the voice of A football)?gerry mcnee.remember him.what happened to him?anyone know.is he still alive?artybhoy

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As much as I didn't like Mcnee either he predicted that Rangers would spend stupidly to achieve greatness then slowly go down hill and eventually go into bankruptcy......DH

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11 Feb 2012 09:04:15
Wow, killer hangover this morning and i don't usually get them way too many vodka's last night. Happy birthday me?? Anyway taking the weeman to training hopefully fresh air will help.

Better be better before the game today

Bankier Bhoy

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11 Feb 2012 08:52:15
What's my fellow bhoys prediction for today then guys I'm goin for a 3 nil win with broony continuing his his run of goals on the scoresheet hail hail. Hobbybhoy

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I took 5 nil at 20-1 and 6 nil at 50-1, also backed man utd, Bolton, spurs and birmingham on an accy about 12-1

Bowbhoy

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11 Feb 2012 01:01:12
Just a suggestion but ive done this before on another Celtic site were we meet up before a game for a drink so we can see the faces behind the names if anyone from this site would be up for it?

Paddy

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Naw.you might be a serial killer/stalker/bluenose in diguise/bluenose in denial/transvestite/lol.artybhoy

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Ahl be the wan wae the craig whyte mask oan in bairds rite, bit dont try tae pull it aff jist in case its real, weecraigos hivin enuff truble wae hiz coopin jist noooooooooo,hee haw hows yer maw gess whooooooooooooooooooo

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Why do ppl feel the need to drink because a football match is on? I thought these actions were from a bygone era of our fathers, fathers fathers and so on. I feel for the kids surrounded with halfcut 'Men'. What are we teaching the next generation? Is it any wonder that Scotland is the sick man of europe? {Ed001's Note - you can meet for a drink without it involving alcohol you know!}

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No alcohol?whats the point in that?lol,artybhoy {Ed001's Note - well I don't drink, I can see plenty of point myself.}

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I thought watching Liverpool at home this season would have driven you to drink Ed001? (only joking)

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed001's Note - today nearly did! Only time I will drink will be champers when Maggie pops her clogs, then I will celebrate with a bevvy!}

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Nice one ed,also when that crap paper The S*n goes tits up that will be a day for champers too.

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed001's Note - I will want to stay sober and enjoy that day in full understanding!}

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11 Feb 2012 00:33:34
Ohhhh no payday loans
No money to gladden your eyes
No cash in the bank
Craig whyte is a wa*k
You'll be dead by the
12th of July

Paddy

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Surely someone more talented than me can make something out of the only fools and horses lyrics...it's almost written for you:
No income tax, no vat, no money back, no guarantee, black or white, rich or poor etc etc..God bless hooky street...

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