Celtic Banter Archive December 11 2011

 

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11 Dec 2011 23:15:48
Aye like I'll have a say??
Nite CB67

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11 Dec 2011 23:12:56
That's me off to bed now Mrs E and Ed, thanks had a good laugh with you both tonight. I'll Maybe chat to you again soon if he lets me LOL :)
Nite Nite Sarah x {Ed007's Note - We run 0898 numbers for that talk!!!}

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Oi Ed, you trying to chat my bird up!!
CB {Ed007's Note - No chance!! My wife would see it and your 'bird' would probably dump you for me anyway.}

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Goodnight ... 0898 numbers indeed Ed ! - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - I've only been told about them!!!}

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11 Dec 2011 22:18:46
maritimo game over beat 1-0 baba off injured but same as first half never got ball to him ,jardel looked ok without being briliant played a part in goal ,no wiser on both

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Baba would be a good signing IMO, but jardel? Do we need another midfielder??

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Is jardel not a defender and when were we ever linked with him?

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11 Dec 2011 21:49:49
Have a wee look at this lol

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c3YQwrXipU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Followfollow81/FF81

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Nice one FF. Im actually knackered just watching that...lol

Joeshmo1888

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That's not bad actually

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Josh1888 where did you get 20-1 for the barca game bud?
CB67

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Lol...my kinda aerobics ! Mrs E

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William hill was 18-1 for Real Madrid to win 3-1. If that helps you CB67.
FF81 {Ed007's Note - Aye awrite FFS!!! ;-)

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Do you still have the betting slip then??
Last guy that won £800odd actually posted a pic, so if you're sure you could easily prove it. Plus I'll give you £100 if Willie Hill offered 18-1 for 3-1 v Barca! Seriously i'll give you a ton if you can prove it.

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Ladbrokes was 20 to 1 for 3-1

Joeshmo1888

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Ladbrokes was 18to1 for 3-1 to madrid and 20 to 1 for 3-1 to Barca. If that ton is still going i can scan a coupon and send it to you.

Joeshmo1888

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11 Dec 2011 21:47:11
Portuguese football is shocking it's probably on par with SPL, remember Boa Vista on the road to Seville??
They were basically rangers but Portuguese also classic players as the magical Deco, who spent more time rolling around on the ground!!
But for Benfica they wouldn't even be in Europe at all IMO.
CB67

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Well thats rubbish

porto, benfica,lisbon and braga better than us and them definately

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11 Dec 2011 21:15:58
just watched first half of maritimo game baba up front alone ball hasnt got to him once and for the same reason dont know if jardel is anygoog either ,but one player involved in everything is guy called javi garcia , dont know ifthis is typical potuguese football but doesnt look any brtter than ours

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Javi garcia the Benfica player? if so hes quality

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11 Dec 2011 21:10:01
There you go Mrs E......Para,Para,Paradise!!
no name man 67

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I'm actually quite surprised Coldplay were on the show...must have owed Simon a big favour - Mrs E

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11 Dec 2011 21:07:49
Cheeky bugger, wasn't expecting him to have a bird??
Cheers Ed your a true pal!!;) Mon the wee minx
CB67 {Ed007's Note - She must be 'tor roasted' lol.}

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Classic, she's an I.T specialist (aka "have you restarted your p.c") she'll track you down via your I.P address. LOL ;)
CB67 {Ed007's Note - You know we can trace IP addresses and switch on webcams from our end ;-)

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Hi Mrs E, how do you put up with all this stuff? I'll be glad to see the end of that stupid Tulisa putting her arm up showing that stupid tatoo?
Sarah x {Ed007's Note - Sarah, welcome aboard...but DON'T be slagging Tulisa, you will go to the bad fire for that talk!!!!}

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Oi Ed, NO! This is my site she can go and facebook all her pals she's banned from this esp. due to tonight!!
CB67 {Ed007's Note - Time will tell mate, from facebook to Jeremy Byle......

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I didn't really like the X Factor this year, only really seen last years as I loved Matt & Rebecca...

I don't get involved in any of the fighting on this site. I think your other half likes to visit the Rangers page every now & then for a laugh :) - Mrs E

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May well see us on Jezza Kyle after tonight's display. I can't even walk away from my P.C with out her jumping on it to see what i'm up to?!?! It's a nightmare man ;)
CB67 {Ed007's Note - It's love and paranoia, enjoy it while it lasts.}

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Hold on Mrs E I'll pass you over,
Yeah it wasn't a good year this time, if you watch the american one they are so much better than anyone who's been on the British one. Sure they have more people to choose from but I don't think that one of them would of got into the final stages of the U.S one. Nice talking to you Mrs E.
Thanks Sarah {Ed007's Note - I'm not even commenting on this convo or I'll get sacked, arrested or slapped off Moneypenny....!

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Is that your Mrs jumping in now too??
CB67 {Ed007's Note - My Mrs struggles with a sat nav never mind posting on a website!!!}

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I have seen bits of it & one of my pals watches it religiously but i'm way down the pecking order in the house for the telly, my own fault - I just like a quiet life ! Sports are on in one room & cartoons in the other - Mrs E

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Oh Mrs E see that one!!!
CB

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Well Mrs E,that pretty much describes Chris or CB67 as you know him. He would watch football and cartoons all day if I wasn't here!
That's Men for you! we grow up,they stay boys or Bhoys should I say ha ha :))
Sarah

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I'm married to a Rangers fan...he'll talk football but doesn't like Celtic talk ! Although, he did say he liked the look of Wanyama.

Ach, they never really grow up. - Mrs E

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11 Dec 2011 20:15:42
Hi Ed and Mrs E, it Sarah (Chris's girlfriend or CB67 aka?) Don't listen to him he full of it. He was shouting at the telly when Amelia Lily got voted off!!
He's away cooking just now he will kill me when hed see's this. ha ha
Thanks Sarah xxx {Ed007's Note - He's got a woman??????? Wasn't expecting that :-)

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I knew it ! Bet he's been voting as well lol. My hubby shouts at it as well but not in a cheering on way, he's away out - Mrs E

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Cheers Ed your a real Pal!!! Mon the Barca!! Note to all, you all know that women bend the truth all the time which is the case here!
Cannot believe you posted that Ed, you &%$$ ;(
CB67 {Ed007's Note - You should see what I deleted!!!!}

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NO NO NO!! Mrs E she's at it!! I do not watch this show at all!!
It may be on in the background but I'm on the laptop doing work or talking to fellow tim's. Stitch up, pure Stitch up, she's loving this. She'll pay for that later on I can assure you.......She'll be saying my name!!!

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Sure, sure...I believe you !

I'll ignore your comment 'you all know that women bend the truth all the time'

Sometimes we just have to protect the weaker sex (men) from the truth :)) - Mrs E

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What my bird and the panda that came too Edinburgh last week got in common........two black eye's!!!LOL!!
Now calm down that's just a wee joke, i'd never hit a Panda!! LOL ;)

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Oh Mrs E, see what you and her have started!! I'll have to change my name 2moro!!
CB

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Hey Ed, are you trying to say i'm a wee piggy! You cheeky Ba$&)($, that's it your finished you Dic%Ed.
Sarah xxx {Ed007's Note - Tut tut.......some language for a lady!!!!}

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See what you've done now man Jeesooo
CB

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11 Dec 2011 19:53:40
Due to severe weather, it's been reported that a wig is blowing down Argyle Street. Police have advised not to approach it as it's aff it's heid!

Miko

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11 Dec 2011 19:13:55
ITALIANS WARM UP FOR HOOPS CLASH WITH WIN... ahead of Thursday's vital Europa League clash against Celtic, Udinese scraped three points this afternoon with a narrow 2-1 home victory against mid-table Chievo. Antonio di Natale opened the scoring in 67 minutes before Serbian midfielder Dusan Basta added a second with 11 minutes left. Alberto Paloschi pulled one back late on for the visitors. Udinese boss Francesco Guidolin has revealed he may be forced to play a 'C' selection against Celtic on Thursday due to a hectic league schedule for the Bianconeri before their winter shutdown.

Should be interesting...Mrs E

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I see you've been following the Italiano League for a while now Mrs E. it's an all or nothing game basically so I can't see any reason why we just don't go for it!
Go with strongest team possible and you never know!!
CB67

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Oh Mrs E, Eds gone awol!! Think he's gone X factor Mental LOL!!! ;)
CB67 {Ed007's Note - NEVER!!!!!!!! lol.}

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Ha Ha thought that one would get your attention!! I've been banished to the bedroom whilst its on!!
CB67 {Ed007's Note - At least it finishes tonight. That Dermot O'Dreary would give you toothache!!!! The wee chunky one from the group caught my eye right enough :-)

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CB, I thought at the start of the competition we'd be the Rennes of the group & defo out (I'm ashamed to admit now)

I bet your both sitting glued to it...

Are you voting Little Mix or Marcus ? Mrs E

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Ok everyone that's where Ed's been.....watching Barcelona best goals whilst listening to The X Factor!! ;)
U LUV IT MAN!!
CB {Ed007's Note - I can ban you lol!!!}

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Ha Mrs E you are a Star!!;)
the sad thing is I actually know what you mean....regarding those two numpties you've mentioned!
But yes your right I don't think you'd be the only one who thought we'd be the Rennes of the League!!
Mon the Hoops!!
Cheers Mrs E, you are always up for a bit of good ol banter!!
CB67

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Yes please ban me now!!!
CB67

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I've just got the telly to myself...has Coldplay been on ? Hope they sing PARADISE !

Think if we qualify for this group on Thursday, I would go down to Celtic Park & apologise to Neil Lennon in person :)

Mrs E

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Ed did my Mrs right something in?? She's been up to something.
CB67 {Ed007's Note - No excuses!!!!! You're caught lad.}

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11 Dec 2011 19:10:45
I got really bad news today. I work in a factory that makes calendars and they sacked me :-(

FF81 {Ed007's Note - Sorry to hear that mate. Or is it a joke I don't get?}

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Ed all I done was take a day OFF lol.

That's a Karen Dunbar joke from the panto.
FF81

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Thats got to be a Joke, I'm just failing to see where the joke is?? Can you enlighten us FF81??
CB

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And that is why Karen Dunbars show got canceled after only one series. And very rightly too, she's pure sh7te only thing funny about her is her face!!
CB

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11 Dec 2011 19:07:02
I heard that Mr Whyte was getting his top lawyers to go over HMRC's head to cut a deal for the cash they're due?? Is this even possible Ed?? He is a slippery guy so you never know with this guy.
CB67 {Ed007's Note - No. Where could he go above HMRC????}

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Its just what I heard, was just checking to see if you had heard anything similar?
But obviously not then.
CB67

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I read in the paper during the week that he wants to deal with the HMRC office in London not the Scottish office but not sure what difference this makes...didn't read the full story. - Mrs E

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Yes Mrs E, that was it. Thanks Mrs E :)
CB67

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11 Dec 2011 18:41:21
Just checked the game at net again, what a cracker of a goal eh? We've certainly managed to get another magic player in Wanyama, he just gets better every week (ok the hand ball was just stupid) but justice was done in the end. As Lenny said we were due a save from a pen so overall another good weekend job done. Also watched the Shame v hibs they're really shocking they've just got nothing about them, It's only going to get alot worse come Jan when a few go bye bye!! :)
Also great to see Saint Martin back in football.
Cheers Bhoys
CB67

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Yep, good luck Tino!

Miko

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11 Dec 2011 12:28:43
I see MON is saying that Sunderland's main problem is a lack of goals. Wouldn't it be nice if he identifies Jelavic as the answer??
He may play for the Shame........but he's a bit good!

ChrisBhoy

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Just a wee bit good chris. MON likes dealing with Rangers. Carlos Cuellar £8.2m. Rangers will get him for nothing in the summer. I hope if he does want Jelavic it will be the summer before he leaves. I don't know if he would go to Sunderland.
FF81

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I'm at the King's Theartre waiting for Sleeping Beauty to start oh yes I am lol. 3 die hard Celtic fans are in it Tony Roper, Karen Dunbar and Clare Grogan lol.
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Hes behind you

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Was that actually the right amount that "The Shame" got for Cuellar?? If it was that was ridiculous!! Plus 10million for another dud in Hutton!

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11 Dec 2011 10:00:22
Once kelvin and izzy r fit it looks like loovens and mulgrew could be dropped ,I'm just wondering who's going to be the fall guy for brown who NL is going to have in team no matter how crap he plays.He can't surely drop big Vic who is slowly becoming a first name on the team sheet or Kayal .So it would be between young forest or samaras.But if it was wer would he play brown who prefers playin centre mid ,goin to be interesting to c wot NL decides........DH

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I think it Will be Dan. He sees Wanyamma more as a cb. Wanyamma Wilson cbs, brown kayal cm, that's what I would go with.

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Where are you coming from regarding our Captain? IMO you are not looking at his performances or overall contribution to the team in an objective way. With all the BS he has to put up with from some Celtic fans I am surprised he has stayed and signed a new deal.Brown is a decent player and adds a lot to the team, comparing him with our find of the season (VW) is not helpful

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Ledley will be in before brown.

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Sorry I don't agree, I think brown is lennys favourite. If he had to choose between leddley or brown he will go with brown. He is his captain! Markiebhoy.

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Agree with you there on ledley, our best player! People forget aboot him

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Ledley will get shifted out left mid

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Yes he might put leddley out left. It depends on if samaras maintains his form...which I doubt, and commons seems out of the picture now. Markiebhoy.

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Yeah, what the hells happened to Commons??
Ed you seem to know a bit about the man??
CB {Ed007's Note - He could be away next month if anyone will have him.}

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11 Dec 2011 07:22:08
Hey ed, wit aboot that goal fae wanyama today eh, no only did he break the play up but he also scored a peach eh, penalty was a bit harsh though but some save fae the big forster, maybe that will give him the confidence that he needs tae command his box n make the back give solid, wit dae you think?

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Nice reply there ed {Ed007's Note - I wasn't sure what language it was in.}

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I did'nt think the pen was harsh at all if you handle the ball in the box its a pen! thems the rules bud!! But yep wanyama is the man of the moment.

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11 Dec 2011 01:39:37
Disagree about Forrest. Sure he did not set the heather on fire but he never hid and kept plodding away. Agree with the rest though.
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I totally disagree with you there . I think forrest has been playing not too bad this season but i think he was awful yesterday . Was not in the game enough and apart from 1 good run and cross in the second half he didn't really get into the game.

As for Sameras he has been playing well for the past few weeks but today he went back into his shell .
You could see in the first 10 minutes he did not want to be there . high ball and he ducks his head.
I like sameras as a player when he plays direct football and drives at goal through the centre but when he goes wide with the ball he is no use and thats all he did today. I think celtic struggle when our wide players are off there game and both where today. ( only my opinion )

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I still don't understand what Lenny see's in Sammy? He really pee's me aff!! as 99% of Celtic fans also think, I'd love to see him offski in Jan and get someone in the role of target man a kinda Chris Sutton type player.
CB67

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11 Dec 2011 01:32:32
Ed I don't know if you watched the game today? What happened with McCoist and the Hibs fans? They were talk on the bus on the way back that a Hibs fan went to attack McCoist is that true?
I'm just going to chill out and watch Real Madrid pump Barca. They are due a win over them plus I've got the two of them on a coupon to score.
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - I think (and hope) it is just silly rumours about the Hibs fans.}
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I watched the rangers game before going to celtic park . A hibs fan walked down to the fence and started shouting abuse at McCoist but he just smiled at him . i left with 5 minutes to go so i dont know if anything happened after the game.

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Cheers bud.
FF81

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