Celtic Banter Archive April 11 2018

 

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11 Apr 2018 19:06:41
ha ha ha, true story guys honest, apparently today a fan phoned up the ticket office to purchase 10 tickets for him, his friends and their family for Brown's testimonial.
The girl in the ticket office, innocently asked, "would you like TEN IN A ROW, sir" to which the fan replied "too FEKIN RIGHT HEN" lol.

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11 Apr 2018 21:30:37
So if Hearts beat The rangers, and Kilmarnock beat Aberdeen, and Hibs and Celtic draw, what will that mean?

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11 Apr 2018 21:59:07
It will mean 7 in a row is official.

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11 Apr 2018 23:19:34
And it will make the fight for second place very interesting, if The rangers don't beat Hearts, they are doomed, the pressure to win will be so intense, they will crumble, the game against Celtic will be another nail in their downward spiral, the loyal legions will desert the sinking ship, they will be throwing their red, white and blue scarfs away in their thousands, but King will make another speech, and rally the troops, and they will believe again, for so it is told, he is the new Messiah, and he will say, go and buy new scarfs, and wave them with pride, do not worry about how much they cost, that money is going to me, I mean going to rangers, honestly, would I lie to you?

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12 Apr 2018 10:55:21
If they do throw their old scarves away, then dodgy Dave will send one of his minions out to gather them up. Upon their return he will sell them the scarves back.

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13 Apr 2018 10:40:07
They'll just buy a brand new one n it'll be the same scarf they always had.

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11 Apr 2018 19:00:33
It would appear that we can't have Celtic Rangers International in a cup final ever as the police would never allow it. It would need to be rescheduled and Sevco replaced with Hibs. Would make a better footballing spectacle.

It's okay for a cup match but not a league decider. poppycock.

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11 Apr 2018 11:55:59
Guys with Saturday being the Grand National, I have been looking at 3 horses attracting the money, and as they say, follow the money.

Ucello Conti, is trained by Gordon Elliot who had a fantastic Cheltenham and is on course to be top trainer in Ireland this year. Horse down from 40/ 1 to 20/ 1
The Dutchman 40/ 1 down to 25/ 1, a lively each way punt
Milansbar 50/ 1 down to 33/ 1, why am I putting this horse up, I am supersttious and have noted in past few months horses with "Milan" in their name have done very well. Silly or not? we will see come 5.45 Saturday.

Hope you will all get involved over on the football rumours bet page this Saturday and post your own National fancies.

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11 Apr 2018 12:07:57
Timalloy! The name around my work is Captain Redbears a lot of people here backing it and I’m sure it’s price is now 33/ 1 from 100/ 1. One to watch. Lucinda Russell tipped it apparently.

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11 Apr 2018 12:32:39
Cheers KenLikeEh the National throws up lots of different stories, and sometimes listening to "insider info" or "gossip" as I call it can pay off good luck
PS put £3 each way on for one of my great nieces lol.

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11 Apr 2018 19:59:28
£3 each way on wat, timalloy?

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11 Apr 2018 10:37:39
I hope Brendan is training with 10 men this week and 9 if somebody needs a seat as the Klan will be going all out to stop the double treble. If I was Broon or KT I'd double up on the shin guards and pray we don't have a Tory linesman with a Union Jack flag running the line shouting red card.

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11 Apr 2018 10:45:51
Honestly, we have our big players back. If we play as we can they won't get near us. Armstrong is a key in this game, they always struggle to contain him. Our finishing and shooting MUST be improved on though.

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11 Apr 2018 11:02:31
I agree GJ Armstrong could be key. His movement as you say seems to cause them problems and he's tactically very good.

In the last game against us, they pressed us quite well in the early stages, and to good effect with Boyata's error. However they didn't have the engine to maintain it so it will be interesting to see their approach. They may well do what a lot have been doing and pin 11 men behind the ball. With a bit patience, we'll be able to drag them out though and we can certainly score against that lot.

Overall I think the occasion and our dominance will be too much for them and I'm very confident we'll win.

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11 Apr 2018 11:23:34
Armstrong has looked great since his injury he'd be a certain starter for me . his running with the ball and his goal threat could be huge.

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11 Apr 2018 11:43:32
JFP1888, Brendan should just warn the defenders to keep their elbows out of folk’s faces and we should be fine.

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11 Apr 2018 13:40:00
My views on Madden the bad'n have been well posted.
Anyone who contributed, financially, emotionally and especially 'vocally' to Rangers and their tribute act - and there are two or three of them - should be nowhere near a Celtic match of any kind, far-less one including their favourites.
There is NO WAY he has an unbiased and fair minded attitude - especially in a game like this with so much at stake (to both) .

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11 Apr 2018 17:33:01
Kev, Jozo deserved to walk of that there is no doubt. But have you ever seen a linesman jumping up and down like a 2 year old having a tantrum in the street shouting ‘RED CARD-RED CARD’. That Celtic are at greater risk of going down to 10 men on Sunday and maybe 9 as we still beat them with 10 to prevent a double treble is absolutely beyond doubt. Turkeys don’t vote for Christmas and Tory’s and Freemasons don’t do favours for anybody wearing green and white or for anybody that in their bigoted little minds they associate with Roman Catholicism.

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11 Apr 2018 17:43:59
C`mon Once a Bhoy. there's no way he could have seen big Clints waist high challenge on Griffiths.

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12 Apr 2018 13:25:43
JFP1888 Jozo did not deserve to walk of that there is no doubt . At the time the dishonourable MP couldn't control himself there were several incidents by Rangers players that deserved cards, of that there is no doubt . Jozo 's incident was the very first that warranted admonishment . It was a very harsh decision if one takes the whole game into consideration.

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Review Of The Day 11th April 2018

11 Apr 2018 07:01:36
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 11th April 2018

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11 Apr 2018 02:05:45
Not celtic stuff but a was glad to see the best team progress tonight. Forza roma! Good to see those magnificent fans celebrating.

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