Celtic Banter Archive April 11 2014

 

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11 Apr 2014 22:50:10
I've been bored all night and sitting think what goes through NL's head before a campaign starts I mean he buys a big target man in balde never starts the boy and plays a diamond which restricts wide areas/ balls in the box, if we're going to play a diamond we should but sutable players for it!, I would like to see us go for the attacking mod that I'm always on about maybe aaron hunt from werder bremen and a striker with a big of quality, still maybe finnboagson ( should push the boat out and get the boy!) And also another striker to partner him! Not sure who with that one. ED or anyone have any thoughts/rumours about who we'll go for?

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I wonder what goes through some people's minds before they post . Someone who has won three SPLs in a row, yet still he is treated by a few as if he hadn't a notion .

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I like NL and I think he knows his stuff but I just feel there has been a lot of signings that have done nothing for the club we should be signing quality not quantity

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Chris that post makes no sense lol a monkey could a won the league this season and last season with no competition. your saying he's won 3 spl's in a row and should credit that's fair enough but then what about his abysmal domestic cup record includin getting beat at home 2 morton who takes the blame for that? who takes the blame for the predictable play style we have? what about the favourtism towards players? what about no youth being brought through apart from henderson for a few games and fisher? what about the clear tactical naivety? what about dud signings and signings getting hardly any game time

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To the best of my knowledge it happens at every club . Look at Chelsea they gave £50m or more for Torres . Liverpool £32m for Carroll . Clubs buy players regularly who cannot make it at their new club . More important to look at the very many excellent players Lennon and his scouts have unearthed. Those players are the players who win the trophies for you.

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{Ed007's Note - Chelsea didn't give anyone £50m or more for Torres and Carroll never cost £32m, he cost £35m and Liverpool didn't pay that either.
What trophies did Bangura win for us, Pukki or Balde, Lassad and Miku etc etc.}

Gunnie boy., your post makes no sense whatsoever . Are you a Lennon hater or a Celtic hater? No manager has been threatened and abused anything like Lennon. The performance last season in the Champions League for one of the best ever from as poor a league as the SPL . He took Celtic over when it was a shambles, poor team, rising debt . Now a good team and money available for a rainy day . There is nobody so blind as the man who doesn't want to see.

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I have to agree with gunniebhoy, Lennon is tactically inept, Barca was was a great result then we have this season, ac and Ajax were there for the taking and we blew it, got gubbed By Barca, lost to the almighty Morton, dumped out by Aberdeen, plays a diamond whe. We have wingers, for ages played a useless Sammy who is running his contact down, played florist in a diamond which is stupid, buys a target man doesn't use him, sells wanyama, Hooper, and doesn't replace with equal or better quality, as for the winning three leagus in a row, that like me saying yea I won the Thai fights in a row but was against the 10 year olds

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@Chris typical comeback mate anyone who has any criticism is instantly a celtic or lennon hater lol. I'v never rated him as a manager am going 2 hide that just cause he's won 3 spl's in a row its clear 2 see at times he's no got a clue

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@gunniebhoy I agree mate. Would be interesting to see how this group of fans would react if it was mowbray in charge and he won 3 in a row with an abysmal cup record. This group would be calling for his head. Good old lennon blinkers, clouding some peoples judgement due to emotional attachment

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It's disappointing to know that Celtic is the only club to buy players who turn out to be of little value . I could have sworn other clubs did the same . The editor proved me wrong about Torres and Carroll, but most reasonable football fans would get my drift that both were much bigger wastes of money ( ten times and more ) than any buys from Lennon . I think anyone other than some one who doesn't like Lennon would agree by and by Lennon has been very successful in the transfer market .

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{Ed007's Note - The Torres/Carroll deals were certainly very expensive wastes of money Chris, it was just the way the deals were set up and paid for that confuses people.}

I just think any poster who posts a list of the unsuccessful buys and ignores the brilliant buys has either a hatred of Lennon or some other agenda . To talk about Lennon going missing after the Celtic won the title on the earliest date that any living club is nonsense . Lennon has shown by back to back Champions League qualification and by the brilliant performance last season in attaining a club record of 10 points that he has what is needed. However some people will never be satisfied .

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{Ed007's Note - But you have to admit that on the pitch the team is going backwards, look at this season's domestic cups and this season's CL campaign. If you are mentioning the record 10 points what about also equalling our worst ever European defeat this year? Is that what's needed?
This season can not be seen as a success when we have won less than last year, we seriously flopped in both cups, one to lower league opposition and to not even contest a final without any strong financial opposition can't just be swept under the carpet.
Surely the money spent on Pukki, Balde and now Griffiths would have been better invested in one striker of proven quality?
Look at the style of play, it is boring and predictable and the dwindling crowds at CP show that fans are losing interest and there is nothing on show to entice them, teams who play an expansive fluid attacking game will always entertain the fans which encourages them to attend, they enjoy watching the team play. And if you don't enjoy doing something how can the board expect you to fork out their hard earned budo to do it.
As a manager the only people who actually rate Lennon is CFC fans, by his own admission no teams in England have ever contacted him or the club regarding hiring him, not even Championship teams, why do you think that is?}

I don't have to admit anything of the kind . No Country in Europe treats domestic cups with any importance . Celtic fans spoke with their feet was it less than 10,000 at the Morton game and 30,000 at the Dons match . I think winning the league at the earliest date that any living club ever has more merits . I think the new buys last summer except Virgil were slow to settle and with the January additions we may well now have the best team for years . It's not Lennon's fault the Rangers cheated themselves into oblivion, although the thought of the people fans biggest ever target of abuse, achieving success at Celtic ensured SDM increased his EBT cheating in a poor attempt to stop Lennon been a winner at Celtic . 8 SPL titles later as a player, captain and manager and all Lennon has to win over is a small vocal number of Internet neds .

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{Ed007's Note - Good to see you keeping up your high standards of complete garbage Chris. EBTs to stop Lennon, really? And it is a lot more than a few internet neds that are not happy with Lennon, perhaps someone on the board has possibly raised concerns about his ability to move the club forward. What has Rangers cheating got to do with anything NL has done as manager unless you are saying if Rangers didn't go down the tubes they would have won the first title NL did when they were 15 points clear and forced to sell Jelavic?}

That dear editor is a load of nonsense . The e.c. Defeat you mentioned was in a game of little more importance than a mid season friendly . Its easy to talk about bringing in a better striker, how do you know that higher rated strikers refused to come . SPL hasn't that much going for it . Playing expansive football is a wonderful concept . Wave a magic wand and everyone in Scotland will play that way . Un the other hand if one team decides to play four defenders on their 18 yard line and another 4/5 seven or eight yards in front this wonderful expansive game you talk about is no where to be seen . Two teams have to have some degree of positivity so that one team can play expansive . Its difficult to enjoy Celtic play, if you set your mind against enjoying Celtic play .

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{Ed007's Note - I have no idea what you are talking about here, sorry.}

Tell us the name of the Director who reckons its time to move Lennon on .

Your source, oh. The Daily Record must be true .

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{Ed007's Note - I don't bother reading papers so once again, I have no idea what you are talking about. Why don't you actually try and make a valid point instead of acting like a petulant kid, you're boring me.
Tell me who told you NL was a great manager, Oh the Celtic View, it must be true!}

@chris02 aye mate. 12 out of 44 lennon signings have been good. let's forget about the vast majority of duds signed cause he's "celtic minded". we will forget about juarez, bangura, pukki, balde and boerigter costing approx £13m and basically written off cause lennon got £12m for wanyama. absolute f*d, you are arguable the most deluded poster on this site for questioning why lennon must go.

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{Ed007's Note - That's far more eloquently put than I could hope to do DN30.}

@ed007 I was shocked when I read the thread. Absolute tunnel vision at its best from chris lol

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{Ed007's Note - Do you think his mam bought him one of 'The Gaffer's calendars at Christmas and do you think the pages are stuck together on it?}

You Mr Ed referred to someone on the board wanting Lennon to move on .

Oh sorry you were only saying perhaps

So perhaps not . Now that's all very stupid wasn't it .

I don't rely on any publication to decide whether I support Celtic, or the odd wee bit or pieces. Neil Lennon is our manager and is doing a damn good job.
If that makes me out to be a freak, what would you call a Celtic supporter who only supports the club when he has all his heroes lined up in position .

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{Ed007's Note - NL is doing 'a damn good job' in your opinion, other people disagree. I happen to be one of them as do some people who have a lot more influence than you or me.
I'd call a supporter who only supports the team with all his heroes lined up (or managing the team) Chris or Christine, a lot of women also only like football because they fancy men attached to a club.}

@ed007 lmao stuck on lennons month lol

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Lets not forget the fans who support Google FC.

No raw passion, emotion or opinion

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@18. don't need "google fc" to build a case against lennon. Something new creeps up on a regular basis

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@19 (seeing as we are calling one another numbers) I don't mean you!

The Internet takes the 'rawness' out of being a fan which is quite boring. Some take about a week to form an opinion for whatever reason. Whatever happened to just reacting to the game? This is perfectly normal and has been since Celtic were formed 126 years ago.

A wee bit off tangent from Neil Lennon the Manager but sometimes you just can't beat no phones and no Internet for real opinion.

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11 Apr 2014 22:22:57
Surely I'm not the only one who feels this way? But I'm sick to death of every time I come on here all I see is Sevco this, Sevco that. F-off to Sevco Rumours if all you want to talk about is the undead. Anytime there's a Celtic related post there's literally 1 or 2 replies, and I'm usually one of them. But post something about Them and every can't and their granny has an opinion?! Too many Sevco obsessors and not enough Celtic fans, let's get our own house in order first before worrying about teams we've never played before! Absolutely sick of seeing their name everywhere. They found their level last weekend, getting beat off a Scottish 2nd tier team in a domestic diddy cup final. Let them do their thing and we'll get back to doing what we do best, winning titles and sending shock waves through Europe's elite on and off the park!

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I find it strange why you are so upset about it. Are you not revelling in the total shambles they have become in their short life? Why even bother to comment on it just ignore the posts and move on. As for shock waves through Europe, come on mate let's keep it real.The Barca result, as has been proved, was something of a fluke.

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11 Apr 2014 23:47:43
Totally agree GJ, can't speak for anyone else but the only reason this tribute act gets mentioned from myself is to ridicule them. I like many others on here had to endure the walking into your work on a Monday morning during the nineties and listen to the gloating from them. I'm certainly not going to pass up this opportunity to GIRFUT, New club same Knuckledraggers following them. Another thing on the same subject has anyone noticed that the one's who come on here like DN30 and a few others, who whinge about people talking about Sevco are the same ones who slag the team, the board and everything Celtic do? As I've said many times on here I believe the whingers are the ones who miss them

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Exactly, in the 90s they gloated about their own club. Not how poor we were. So why not talk about what has went well for us since their demise? Oh, well that ties me in to my second point. As I said in my opening post Stevie, there's reason to talk about our own club negatively. Maybe the reason you don't gloat about our team is because there's not much to gloat about? Perhaps you prefer to play the deflection game of "could be worse, could be Sevco". I find it ridiculous that people can pass judgement on others when our club is far from perfect!

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Wind your neck in hammybhoy, iam honestly very pleased with GJ reply(as far as iam concerned he talks the most sense on here, love his posts) I honestly hate them nearly as much as I adore and love our club, we should never forget and bring sevco up whenever we can, HB ignore the posts because I and probs most people on here ignore yours. Mamma says"if youve NEVER got any good to say, then say nowt, ., .kbarry

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@hamiltonBhoy, There was me thinking this was a banter page? Stop reading the posts if they upset you so much!
I will take every chance to take the piss out them, whatever version be it oldco, newco sevco or Rangers#3. I hate them with every breath and I love seeing them wallow in misery!
Stop trying to act so pious and get tore right in, it's not like they wouldn't be doing it to Celtic.

HH ShottsBhoy

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@hamiltonbhoy mate its sickening. Couldn't give a rats about that mob. They are a thing of the past

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It is a banter page, CELTIC BANTER on CELTIC RUMOURS. I'm struggling to see where Bjorn Again ties in with either if those titles?

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When Celtic are holding on to their best players or at least signing replacements up to scratch, backing their fans and winning doubles or trebles every year. That's when I'll start worrying about other teams!

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@HamiltonBhoy: I don't think anyone here worries about them.laughs and ridicules them, but worry? Hardly mate, there are slipping light years behind us.

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Qualification for Europe is much more important than domestic cups . For years the English were the only major league in Europe that treated the domestic cups as important . Now even there the cups have become meaningless. Foreign players just don't get it into their heads the importance.
Of course neither can our fans who attend matches . Game against the Dons only attracted a small bottom tier crowd .

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11 Apr 2014 21:48:30
Reading the posts on here about who we should be getting rid of at the end of the season and the one name that comes up again and again is Balde, Why? What has this guy done wrong since he came? He scores every time he gets longer than 5 mins on the park. I really think this guy should be given a decent amount of games before people talk of wanting rid. What I've seen of him he looks the real deal, the type of player defenders hate playing against, big strong and awkward and seems to be able to stick the ball in the net

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Dont know about the real deal mate but I have backed him as I think there is something in there.It is ridiculous, with a league sewn up, he is not starting games, I find Lennys attitude to this very annoying.

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I'm with you here Stevie, Balde hasn't put a foot wrong. Looks rough round the edges but he's a young lad in an alien country still learning the language. I think he could be a cracking player if given half a chance!

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I've backed the big man and I too find Lennon really annoying on this subject and a few other players too

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Why do you find Lennon annoying? It is obvious that Balde is not capable of performing in the SPL. Lennon has a better chance of knowing that than you or me, he sees him daily at training . Balde may eventually be good enough but he isn't ready yet . The fact that Danny Mc Grain spent half time intervals working with him shows two things to me . One he isn't ready and two Danny thinks there is a player there or he wouldn't waste his time on him .

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12 Apr 2014 10:36:56
Chris why did we sign him then? Our scouting team must have watched him in real game time at his previous club and thought he was good enough to splash decent money on.There are many players who look rotten in training but can perform when it matters and vice versa. Just play the guy then we can judge

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@stevie problem with balde is, he has never had a run of games to help settle in. Pointless signing him if he is not going to get chance

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We wouldn't be the first club who have signed a player and when he arrives at a new club in a new country with a different climate, takes a long time to settle in . In fact sometimes they never settle in the new team . Other players come in and be absolute stars, it is part of the gamble or risk involved .

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11 Apr 2014 19:51:49
Just listening to ssb before masters coverage starts and the panel seem to be trumpeting fat sally reaching the semi final as a major accomplishment even though all they have beaten is airdrie dunfermline And albion rovers ffs not exactly giants of our game lol

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The love in with the cheekie chappie will never end. Even in the face of sevconians wanting him out

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11 Apr 2014 16:39:24
@ED 007; I seen you commenting on the fact sevco are narrowing the pitch for the Utd game, this surely must be against the rules?

For this game the dustbowl is regarded as a neutral venue, the SFA hire it lock stock and barrell, so they would not be allowed to do this would they? This is blatant cheating. As far as I am aware you can have any pitch dimension you like, inside the regulated minimum and maximum, but tomorrow the SFA own the dustbowl not sevco.If I was Utd I would be having words about this.

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{Ed007's Note - The rules aren't exactly clear GJ. I was talking to Ed001 about it and he says it could be because Sevco play on a wider pitch and the SFA want them to narrow it to become more neutral. If I was Utd I would certainly be questioning it, if nothing else it would really p**s off the Zombies.}

11 Apr 2014 15:20:01
In the english premiership relegation battle, if for arguments sake, that norwich were relegated, do you think that celtic would try and sign gary hooper and robert snodgrass, with hooper to replace, leigh griffiths, if griffiths is released, does anybody think that gary hooper would come back and re-join the hoops.

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Would he be willing to be branded a 'failure' in the BPL? Personally I'd like us to go for better, or younger. As much as I rated him as a finisher. Snodgrass I'd have though. Him and Johansen should create chances for fun.

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Please don't sign Hooper he had his chance., I wouldn't give him another .
Snodgrass I wouldn't mind . He would be fairly similar to what we have but he would be a good /addition to the squad

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Never go back, Hooper's gone and that's that.

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For the money hooper would cost, there are better players out there.

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11 Apr 2014 15:19:53
If sevco had won the chippy cup we would have been treated to endless pics of elbows and sneaky posing with the 'trophy' to sell season books.

What they have slumped to is alex mcdonald, an arch Celtic hater by the way, posing with a board! Make the most of these days Tims the laughter will stop eventually!

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{Ed007's Note - While you're on about rat-face McCulloch, did you see he said he never even touched Kayal? Have a look at the pic on the sightings page here It's from a different angle than has been all over the press.
Plus if he made 'no contact with him whatsoever' and is supposedly such a big 'hard-man', why the hell is he rolling about on the ground like he'd just been punched in the mouth in Hamilton Palace again?

Because he's a sneaky, thick coward.I saw he claimed the pic he saw showed he never touched him so we can add that he must be visually impaired to the list as well.

What makes me laugh if the sevconians who rattle on about his 'loyalty', if he was twenty five would he have TUPE'd over? I doubt it.

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{Ed007's Note - No a cat in Hell's chance. He knew where his bread was buttered, when he TUPEd over he kept the same contract that he was on when at his old club. No other team anywhere would have paid him the same money.}

When you look back at the time when the Sevconians called it the rats fleeing from the sinking ship, The good players who knew they had a future in the game quite rightly in my opinion, sought other clubs to play for. What you were left with were the dross and worse than that, Jig McElbows. This clown knew he wasn't going anywhere as no other club would have touched him. Now he's lorded over by the ibrokes peepul as the loyal servant who chose to stay and fight the cause. Just show's how deluded they are round Govan way! It will be interesting to see how DK's season ticket scenario plays out now they've got Gough on board. Admin 2 is probably now a formality.

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Now I see why they call you the Editor! ;)

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{Ed007's Note - I've been called worse Rab, a lot worse!}

11 Apr 2014 12:35:40
ED007 as we have no game this weekend, can we have a poll on what will happen first in tomorrow's semi final at Ibrox?
a) Sevco awarded a penalty
b) One or more Dundee United players sent off
c) 3 "honest mistakes" as 3 United goals ruled out
d) all three

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{Ed007's Note - I've got that set up Tim. I'm running behind with some stuff just now but I will get the other polls people have requested set up over the weekend.
To vote on this poll click here.

11 Apr 2014 15:05:02
Ha ha ED007 I did not think you would take me seriously, I was being my usual mischievous self lol.
On the Atletico Madrid post we were talking about yesterday, did you read Dixie Deans also shares my views, now after the draw I am in a quandary,
I hate Atletico but I also hate Chelsea my ideal scenario would be both teams to be disqualified.
Surely UEFA can come up with some clause to ban them both

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{Ed007's Note - The thing is though, even in the lower leagues we have seen the help Sevco get from referees. I was speaking to someone on the board at a Championship club this morning and he said he is praying that they can win promotion this year because next year nobody will get a fair crack of the whip against Sevco. He has spoken to people at other Championship clubs and they all feel the same way.
The semi-final match is supposedly at a neutral venue but they are narrowing the playing surface at The Midden this afternoon, I wonder if Dundee Utd agreed to that...}

Who knows Tim, Madden is the ref so literally anything could happen.I have to plump for a penalty first chance he gets.

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Hi guys, definitely a penalty with Madden 'in charge'.

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11 Apr 2014 16:22:25
ED007 all males on here will sympathise with this scenario.
Explaining humour/pathos etc. to a Wife/Girlfriend
Mrs T "why is the editor calling it The Lance Armstrong Arena, it's called Ibrox Park"
Tim "What is Armstrong famous for?"
Mrs T "he won some big bicycle races"
Tim "yes the Tour de France, but WHAT else is he famous for?"
Mrs T "don't know"
Tim "he CHEATED at most of these events, same as Sevco did, hence the name"
Mrs T "who are Sevco?"
Tim "ask the girls, no just listen. Sevco are the company that took over when Rangers died, were Liquidated"
Mrs T "but people still call them Rangers and in the papers it is Rangers"
Tim "yes but once the Liquidation becomes final in the courts, they will not be allowed to use their old name"
Mrs T "still don't know what a cyclist has to do with football".
Tim "AAAGGGHHHH

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{Ed007's Note - Women and football have never been a good mix.}

I think your wife and my wife should hook up Tim, They can go shopping and we'll go to the fitba lol! They sound so alike. I once had to try and explain why they were called Sevco, let's just say, I had clumps of hair missing and she never spoke to me for 3 days!

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Timalloy, you must be a newly wed, the only time the wife takes an interest in me or anything I'm doing is payday.

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11 Apr 2014 07:08:54
Hi guys, reading in between the lines on the news that the co-op bank could end up bursting, would that have any effect on Celtic financially?

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Why? The debt would transfer to whoever buys them in the worst case scenario

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