Celtic Banter Archive April 11 2012

 

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11 Apr 2012 22:16:32
Good stuff Maloney! City n utd still have to play each other too! So from being totally dead it's pretty well open now. Which I didn't see coming at all? If city can win every game it only takes one point n I'd say city would walk it with goal difference. Great stuff love the EPL
Tin tin

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Can't stand epl, over rated, 5 Spanish sides still in Europe, 1 English side enough said.

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The EPL is missing 1 element the Glorious Glasgow Celtic FC

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Liked maloney shame he never got it going in his second spell

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Well done Shaun, always one of my favourite players. Who can forget his goal against Rangers beating Klos from about 40 yards and the volley to make it 7 or was it 8 against that other shameful lot Dunfermline. Good on ye son and hopefully you will have more days like that in the EPL. At the end of the day a quality player is a quality player. Shauns ability to stay fit has always been the issue.

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11 Apr 2012 19:34:39
People on.here are right, Scottish football would survive without rangers but not to the extent u think. There would be no tv deal, in turn a lot of shirt and stadium sponsorship would be lost! They estimated Celtic would lose approx 15-25 million per year. Again u would survive but that's all. The old firm benefit from each other. Rangers and Celtic would not be global names if it were not for each other. Above all else its only a game.

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15-25m loss per year? are you kidding?.......green jhedi

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I'll be buying 5 strips this year. Maybe a new pink scarf for the daughter, and a few pairs of socks for my sons.

Might even pick up a champions 2012 flag while I'm at it!

GoldCoastBhoy

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Celtic will lose a fortune if the 11-1 vote goes through.

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The nonsense posts about CFC survival are becoming tiresome and very boring. Please Bear bloggers come and say something original and I know this is difficult for you lot, perhaps even witty. Stop worrying about CFC and other Scottish teams. I notice you were not too concerned when you humped CFC and other teams with players you could not afford and stole titles, helped liquidate an honest wee team (Airdrie) and have ripped of the UK tax payer for an absolute fortune. So as I say stop worrying about Scottish football and take your medieval corrupt and bigoted ways back to your own pages. Sopot Celt

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Rangers or the lack of them will never have any effect on Celtic's global appeal , ex pat Scots and Irish are what creates Celtic's global appeal along with players , not Rangers .

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11 Apr 2012 19:17:41
Did i miss any good stories over on THE RUNNERS UP PAGE?ahhh.doesnt seem that long ago all they spoke about was 4 iar.lmfao,artybhoy

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11 Apr 2012 17:51:08
Good move by D&P just making them self another 120k by putting all bets off till the 30th,please make all D&P payments are from/through the rangers fighting fund as there the dafties who proberbly will foot this bill in a attempt to save there dying club.

Heard SSN have it pre recorded about rangers going into liquidation

There rangers till July there rangers till July
CWFA

Lenny

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Can't see SSN having a pre-recorded piece IMO but if it's true please God make Jim White the one to read it out.Priceless when he had to announce administration.

Jungle Bhoy.

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Sorry JB ment to put a LOL after that statement

Think big Kim would need the kleenex if he done it lol

Lenny

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Forgot bout that ha ha well played DnP (I tried to check they're website out but got a very different DP type website? Oops mind u still reminded me of that lot too lol ;)

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11 Apr 2012 16:30:54
ED007, Rangers pal just texted me raging about proposed SPL changes
at meeting on 30 April. I have not seen or heard this, can you tell us
if this SPL meeting is true and is it to help Rangers with a newco or as
my bear pal thinks "to kick us again when we are down" Myself I cannot
see SPL wanting a change other than to help newco Rangers, any thoughts Ed007 Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Rangers newco or Zombie Rangers (I like that) were always going to get straight back into the SPL Tim. The whole situation stinks, but really what did we all expect? Fairness??}

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It's unbelievable that Zombie FC (like that Ed) supporter's somehow think this ruling is going to hinder them. It's basically giving the Newco gauranteed entry into the SPL.

And as for the financial implications, what do they expect, to get of without any penalty whatsoever.

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Ed

if im correct in saying
for a newco club to be voted back in its going to take a vote of 11-1 in favour

if so could Dunfermline or Hibernian veto it by both voting against it and saving there Club from relegation ?

that would mean Ross County becoming the 12th club via promotion to the SPL and no club relegated

Lubo25 {Ed007's Note - I am not sure how the proposed changes will affect the current rules, but it is only the SPL Board who vote, not all clubs get a vote on it Lubo.}

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Does that 6 man panel have Petrie and Yorkston on it ?

Lubo25 {Ed007's Note - The current SPL Board is made up of Ralph Topping (SPL Chairman), Neil Doncaster (SPL Chief Executive), Eric Riley (Celtic FC), Stephen Thompson (Dundee United FC), Derek Weir (Motherwell FC) and Steven Brown (St Johnstone FC).

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Ed
ive been told that the 6 man panel came up with the proposal and for it to pass it will be the 12 clubs voting.

not doubting what you have said just passing on what ive been told bud

Lubo25 {Ed007's Note - The 12 clubs need to vote in the new measures Lubo, after that I'm not sure what the procedure will now be to vote in a zombie club.}

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Zombie Rangers lol
i like the sound of it .

Lubo25 {Ed007's Note - It does have a certain ring to it ;-)

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11 Apr 2012 16:19:14
Hello bhoys and ghirls.and ed. Been away in the costas for a wee break.anything happen while i was away?lol. Artybhoy

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Arty ma man listen furst thing furst it wiz eds idea tae huv the perty in yur hoose rite ?,wee timmy alloy brote aw the burds,n green jethro, brote aw the d***s me? ah wiz jist a bystander arty, so apologies agane listen ye wur lucky ah WIZ ther cos the cooncil waantit tae demolish it cos they thote it wiz abandund, listen mate arty?? ye dont exaktly live up tae yur name sum ae the decor wiz rank, it wiz so bad justin n justoot ( the interiur desinurs darling ffks ) took ah hissy fit, so Aw the damagis ur doon tae ed rite, by the waey anbidy seen wee pat cos this isnae um rite

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So who spraypainted possil fleet all over the walls?nice colour scheme.was it colin and justin?did you see anybody having a s**te in my kettle?or leaving with a microwave under their arm?artybhoy

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Dear Mr Anon y Moose, Mrs T is not speaking to me because of these insinuations, please retract them or I will be forced to engage wee Craigs high powered lawyers on your good self, or worse make you read one of Evinguu's posts, so please have a "art" and tell my missus you were only kidding, Pleeaasse Timalloy

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Not too much think we won something ?

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Awrite ah dun it jist dont make me lisun yae that " evining you" hes like ma auld da aewaeys prechin"
spose yuv goat tae expekt that fae his hoalieshup in rome!" ah no ah no ah wiz sworn tae secricy,
ISH iz fur mrs t kiss ma bahooky ,
AGANE

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11 Apr 2012 16:17:59
Another delay at the Govan Rangers
NOTE TO THE SPL Rangers have
broken your rules END OF STORY.

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11 Apr 2012 14:37:23
if rangers go into liquidation scotland would become the next league of ireland , that has been written on this site, now they are going cap in hand to linfield ffs linfield, rangers are begging linfield.. pathetic or help . pathetic! using sectarianism for profit

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WHEN Rangers go into liquidation then the 11-1 voting system is out the window.
Celtic will lose loads of revenue in this situation. No OF games revenue and a fairer spread of income with the other eleven in the SPL.

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Nonsense.rANGERS ARE GOIN NAEWHERE.

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Please explain Mr Naewhere why you think Rangers won't go into liquidation. Some good argued reasoning would be appreciated rather than the usual triumphalistic we are the people catch phrases.

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Ah notised ye used big capituls fur maste ae the name bit only ah wee lowur case fur the lettur rrrrrrrr ?tryin tae tell us sumthin??

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Found - the five letter word in rangers.

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Is the 5 letter word in Rangers not anger?? its quite apt for what they will be feeling as the fan continues to be bombarded with that brown stuff down their way

Evinguu

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11 Apr 2012 12:43:55
here ed brekkin news if that big lump ellis is claimin 29% then ah waant the 50% iz wee craigo telt me ah wiz gettin it!
leest ah think thats whit he ment!!!!!!!!!!!
what say you for the defense ed all rise.........
no you boaby {Ed007's Note - 50% of jack-sh1t is still jack-sh1t wee man. Even you are out of your depth with the scamming going on over Govan way. Would you want your portfolio tainted with being associated with those type of going ons?}

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Hey Pat, did you see my idea of usurping that guy NG's business idea and sell all the bears lots of vowels? After all who wants to be known as Rngrs or Tddy Brs
you could even sell them alphabet soup but doubt they would buy spaghetti HOOPS
hail hail Timalloy

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Here ed who the fk iz jak s**t iz he claimin tae own shares, here n anuthur thing ma " fort polio "iz ye pit it is ab fine so ther ya big midden,here iz that fort polio oot it eesturhoose

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11 Apr 2012 12:18:00
questin fur resident sykyitrist ind aginy unckl wee pat , deer wee pat, ma burd ''leeki linda'' she says its a medikul kindishun i think shes tockin a lote i pish . anyhoo shi wakes up shoutin oooooo sammi ooooo charly . when a ask hur aboot it she says whi kin you no look like charly or sammy , a say cos am a fat bald basturd in am no six fit twa. anyhoo turns oot shes dreamin aboot daein a spit roast wi big sammy in big charly . so wee pat questyin is whas the cheepist fur spit roasts , b,n q or hamebase , a ken ordinury barbyqs ur deer ur theese things much deerer , bb

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Bb cam doon ma man whit ur ye oan abooy spit roasts n that? fk sake man yur wifes gaun thru wit uz doakturs term " the horny seezun" its jist a break fae the norm mate so dont wurry she'l be bak mibbee nezt week tae her auld self, n gie ye a haun joab thitl take ye thru till the end ae the month,(unless uv course yur baws expload in which case call ),
"wee pats anti ball ezplodin course",its a study course it yur aen lezure n its gettin ye nae where eksept if ye waant wan ae ma thai burds thur £ 50 an hoor wae everythin thrown in , ( hey wan ae thum even dresses up like wee sally its very populur tae iz everybidy waants tae pump wee sally!( except craigo!")
so ansur yur kwestyin bb ( here thats no yur cup size iz it?

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Here bb yur no the bb thit a new wen ah wiz in the "bbs" wur ye cos ah herd thit he hid jined the bbc? n endit up wae vd in the dk?

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11 Apr 2012 12:21:24
More death threats from the so called greatest fans eh! Some things never change.
Shame shame!
GCUK

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Aye right,and your numpties were sending neil flowers? morons on both sides im afraid.........green jhedi

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Surely its more of a shame he was receiving death threats and didn't contact the Police.

He speaks up about threats and having to stay strong because one of his fellow Refs walked away.

How vague is a threat to your life ? ‘I'm aware something was said recently about some kind of threat but I wasn't made aware of that at any point’

A wee bit of deflection here...

Mrs E

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GCUK let's not be kidded about shame. While your rancid club owes so much money to the public purse, small businesses and other teams you have a bit of a cheek going on about shame. A few internet bampots issuing empty threats is hardly the same as Rangers shameful, vile fans sending bombs and bullets not just to Celtic employees but a lawyer and an MSP. Then to have the bare faced cheek to ask MSPs to help you avoid paying what is owed out. Your club have acted in a disgraceful manner, and now all the vile and despised fans are as usual following suit. Not one person from Rangers has apologised to the public or any of the small business that are owed money. I think the world now knows why your putrid club and it's fans are known as SCOTLAND'S SHAME. Is there any truth that Craig Whyte asked for the price of tickets given to present and ex-soldiers deducted from the tax bill by saying it's still money going to the armed forces in lieu of taxes owed? Your club, even a newco will be forever tainted as tax dogers and cheats, and that is without even going into a 120 year sectarian policy, wrecking Barcelona, your visit to Manchester and playing European games behind closed doors and still sectarian signing was evident not to mention the endless list in between. Until your poisonous club has paid it's dues then I fail to see how any Rangers fan can sit in judgement of anyone, your club and your fans have once again brought an unwanted spotlight on our little country. As in life everything and everyone moves on, the sooner your outdated and odious club is put out of it's misery, our country can move and become a better place without the rancid stench of your club hanging over it. The streets around Govan stink of the smell of your club's rotten carcass. It's slow and painful death is only what is deserved. It's been a long time coming but believe me, it has been worth the wait.

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What happen now? Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - Willie Collum has now decided to come out and say he received death threats after the League Cup final.}

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GCUK will you be so quick to speak out against the grown men Rangers fans who are planning to attack a young girl with a hammer because they can't handle what she says on Twitter? She has been forced to close her account and is lucky that she accidently found out about their plan to attack her in her local. Or do you see that as a bit of banter and another feather in the cap of Rangers Hall of Shame? {Ed007's Note - I have edited the young lady's name from your post, I don't think having her name plastered all over sites will help her in anyway.}

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ED007, if mr Collum has been threatened we should all condemn it, but why only make it public now, it smells to me a deflection away from the other ref Mr Richmond, and collums version of the "threat" is so vague, no I think as usual DR muck raking, and why did no one contact the police? Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Exactly Tim. That is why I said he has now decided to come out and say it. I am not condoning it but I agree with you, it seems strange to bring it up after three weeks.}

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3 weeks later and he remembers he got a death threat??? How come he's only mention it now. Wouldn't happen to be just to take the spot light away from what a retired colleague is spilling the beans about. What a absolute mess the whole game is in. Bigirishmac

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Nobody's even mentioned the rangers fans who tried to turn over a 21 year old girls car as she made her way home from work in Manchester (she was in car) but hey that was ok GCUK cause the big screens were off weren't they? Had to protest a wee bit! you owe the people, L1888

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I dont believe him. timing is all wrong. he'll have to produce evidence of this. anybody could say that.

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He really has got it in for us, there's no need to tell the papers that, if anything tell the cops. I don't like the guy at all but I wouldnt send him a death threat!
FFSRDDD

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11 Apr 2012 10:11:01
there will be no sale withot my say so , that man wants liquidation , god bless craig whyte . bb

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We luv you craig whyte
oh yes we do,
we hate the sale sharks n nites ae blue,
n wee paul murry he makes us spew.
oh craigo we luv you

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There was a wee man called whyte
paid a pound for a big bagga shyte
run up debt to the max
and kept aw the tax
now walter wont be a knight.

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Most defo does it's a known fact, those who think its not r just kidding themselves on!

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11 Apr 2012 09:27:44
Veiw the skewed world of rangers minded. duplicity :

Tainted : A title won on the back of hard graft, application, overturning a 19 point deficit in 2 months, going on a 26 game unbeaten run and living within your own financial means.

Not Tainted : Titles 'won' on the back of financial doping, fraud, tax evasion, illicit payments and the accrual of colossal debt whilst others played by the rules and lived within their means.

A very curious set of priciples these guy's live by

DD

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I'm not concerned by this tainted talk at all. Its only a certain set of fans that use the word 'tainted' and think we all know why. Anything to make themselves feel better.

We overturned the deficit, knocked them off top spot at Celtic Park, they were out of Europe & knocked out the league cup by Falkirk and all this was before their comedy show began.. Mrs E

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Mrs e a thing is only tainted if the person or team that won it cheated , we have done nothing wrong , the only taint this season is acros the city , stop worring about it , the true tainted titles and trophies will be taken away from the guilty . and 54 and counting will come down to 47 and no chance for years to come , g.b. mrs e.. bb

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Afternoon Mrs E, I just ignore all this "tainted" talk the bears are hurting, going by my own bear aquaintences what hurts them most is Neil Lennon being manager of a title winning team, lets give them something else to moan about an all GREEN final Celtic - Hibs
hail hail Timalloy

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Its not tainted Tim....its most definitely tinted GREEN & WHITE ~ Mrs E

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11 Apr 2012 08:41:24
now the league is won do you think celtic will start playing the fringe players to advertise them for the summer

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Half of them are out of contract, so not worth playing them. Give the younsters a chance, Watt, Twardzik's, McGeouch, Chalmers etc. Let's blood some youth.

DazzaBhoy

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Agree with dazzabhoy, give the youngsters more of a chance. keep reading that we are linked to other players but i think some of the youngsters we hav wud do more than a job.

PaulyChuckles

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11 Apr 2012 08:11:35
Will there be a dvd release of the Killie game from the weekend? I'd buy it, Great 100 mins of entertainment

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It's celtic. they'll be editing it now!!..........green jhedi

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11 Apr 2012 08:08:02
take yakubu only if he loses 3 stone!

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And learns how to take a penalty

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11 Apr 2012 04:56:33
Rangers in Crisis, EBT's, Referees scandal,. Maybe people will be looking at the "CONSPIRACY" comments we have been stating for years and start to wonder if maybe, just maybe, there is some truth in it all.

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