Celtic Banter Archive September 10 2018

 

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10 Sep 2018 18:53:19
Russell instead of LG. Naismith instead of Forrest. That Scotland team is a joke. The manager is clueless and out of his depth. At least there's less chance of our players getting injured.

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10 Sep 2018 19:45:56
I've made my feeling clear on this new national team direction.
I have a fantastic wager attached to this line-up. My mates coupon with a minimal out lay has naismith scoring 3. His winnings equate to a treble of premium malt at a bar not far from me. His outlay matches the price of cheap cheap curry packet noodles. He wins my larder is depleted. I was looking forward to those noodles.

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10 Sep 2018 21:18:42
Jokes aside.
Did anyone hear the cheers. Griff looked up the boo's started he clocked at the origin looked down and ran on? I'm not recording it.

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11 Sep 2018 11:28:56
Don't know why you guys put yourselves through this? I can appreciate being patriotic and proud of your heritage and lineage etc and being Scottish is something to be proud of in most situations; but when it comes to football:- Celtic, it's players and supporters have always been a source of contempt to some and are seen as an inconvenience to the National establishment in all it's guises.

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11 Sep 2018 11:46:03
Well said oab. I'd go a bit further and say there's a deep hatred for celtic and the Irish element in particular throughout Scotland.

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11 Sep 2018 15:21:38
I find this post baffling as I’ve many rangers pals on Facebook and they are saying the same thing about rangers players and the treatment they are receiving from the Scotland fans? I didn’t watch the last two games as international football doesn’t really do it for me and hasn’t for years but a certain Ryan jack taking pelters and some saying the mighty greegsy retaking abuse? So is it just Hibs hearts and the sheep that go to Scotland games now?

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11 Sep 2018 16:04:33
Who's post bigp.

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11 Sep 2018 17:45:06
It just seem Celtic fans think there’s something against Celtic players from big ebt eck and the fans but rangers fans feel the exact same thing that’s what baffles me none of the above comments? It’s like the daily ranger or daily rebel aka daily record scenario?

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11 Sep 2018 19:38:57
Oh that guys good kinda guy you would love to go for a drink with? 😂 anyway roll on Friday night get back to the real football let the banter flow and wait for Stevie g string to drop more points? HH ⚽️🍀.

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11 Sep 2018 19:47:42
Absolutely fantastic 😂😂😂😂 too funny.

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11 Sep 2018 19:47:53
Hahaha that is f**king hilarious! 😂😂.

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11 Sep 2018 20:33:41
😂😂😂🍀.

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12 Sep 2018 00:35:26
Wee boiled egg so it is lol going to need stitches after. RESPECT mate!

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10 Sep 2018 18:15:08
I see KT hasn't been picked for scotland. I just want to say THANK GOD.

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10 Sep 2018 18:37:28
He Has?

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10 Sep 2018 18:59:41
I saw a team where he hasn't sorry.

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10 Sep 2018 23:47:13
Armstrong, Griffith's Forrest on bench. After seeing the line up I hope Callum and KT get subbed early.

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10 Sep 2018 14:15:56
ED007 is it not time to come clean? You live in Lanarkshire and Moussa's pad is in Lanarkshire.
Big Dembele's luxury mansion has just been snapped up, when do you and the Mrs and Yoda the dog move in lol.

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{Ed007's Note - I doubt Moussa's pad is in anywhere near as classy as Fairhill.}

10 Sep 2018 12:29:14
33 years today our greatest ever manager Big Jock Stein died.
Never forgotten and his philosophy lives on in the heart of all true football fans everywhere, he gave us all great memories.
Jock Stein who proved Celtic Football Club was open to all, hail hail Big Jock.

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11 Sep 2018 07:40:09
You arrive at celtic park and stilll feel his presence.

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10 Sep 2018 12:23:48
been a long weekend hey bhoys. damn these international games, dare i say it was even more exciting a few weeks back when we weren't signing any players🇮🇪✌️ roll on next week.

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10 Sep 2018 11:31:36
What's everyone's thoughts on Agbonlahor saying he wants to play for Celtic? Would you take him?

I think he would be a great addition. I think he would play well as part of a 2 up top, similar to the way Giroud plays for France. Obviously not the same quality but could do a turn up here.

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10 Sep 2018 11:53:52
Nah don't think he's needed.
Also he looks like he needs to lose about a stone and has no pre season.
Go with what we have till January IMO.

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10 Sep 2018 12:25:41
Aye get him in short term pay as you play deal. Cover is needed there with the amount of games we have coming up.

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10 Sep 2018 13:11:19
The photo a seen he looked more than a stone overweight. Let him train for a bit with us n see how it goes at the most.

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10 Sep 2018 14:02:41
He isn't any better than Charlton Cole.

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10 Sep 2018 14:16:36
Carlton!

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10 Sep 2018 15:00:13
Think that's maybe a bit unfair mate, Cole was well over the hill and was never that good to begin with. Agbonlahor has been a pretty consistent performer for Villa over the years and still has a few miles left, I'd say.

I can see the point of him not having a pre season but as pointed out, we've got Griff and French Eddy fit right now which would give him time to get up to speed. If BR could get a season half as good as SS's first season, I'd have him in a heartbeat.

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10 Sep 2018 15:53:57
Rd21 don't talk nonsense.

Cole signed for us at 32.
The season before he signed he played 32 games for West ham scoring 3 goals.
Season before that it was 30 games and 6 goals

Gabby is 32 next month
Last season he played 6 and scored 1.
Season befor that he played 14 and scored 1

Cole has 86 goals in 397

Gabby has 86 goals in 401

Cole 8 caps

Gabby 3.

So like I said he's not any better than cole.

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{Ed007's Note - Those stats are atrocious 😂😂

10 Sep 2018 16:32:03
For someone who was talked up so much as a kid he didn't amount to much did he? From what I remember he was rapid but that was about it, let the people sign dross like that, we can and should do much better.

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10 Sep 2018 16:29:16
A career of 1 goal every 5th game and people would sign him for us.
We'd be better signing Robbie Keane or get Larsson to put on his boots again ed.

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10 Sep 2018 16:42:03
His best season he only scored 16 in 46 games and that was 8 years ago.

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{Ed007's Note - There's still hope for Tony Watt then 🙏

10 Sep 2018 22:25:25
I thought Robbie Keane was the fittest and best player on the pitch .

I wouldn't count Agbonalhor out solely, on being a stone over weight, a month proper training would look after that.

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11 Sep 2018 07:18:55
Wouldn't look after the fact he rotten and doesn't score any goals though OMC.

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11 Sep 2018 16:40:50
Kev there is usually a good reason why a player hasn't got a club in the 2nd week of September .
I think he is typical of many English footballers who think no matter how far past their best they ware ' they can still do a job in Scotland . Funny enough most of them fail.

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11 Sep 2018 20:21:21
Some of our fans seem to think that tae OMC. 1st Terry now Gabby. Geez a break.

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12 Sep 2018 00:08:35
Some of our fans must think Celtic is a nursing home for over the hill EPL players.
We have a real job on our hands Kev83 keeping them right.

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10 Sep 2018 10:22:38
Video of Celtic FC

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10 Sep 2018 12:42:53
Hahaha ed that bit at the top was for your benefit. 👍.

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{Ed007's Note - Blame Ed033 lol you just can't get the staff these days, Steph :)

10 Sep 2018 08:57:18
R. I. P big jock.

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