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10 Dec 2012 23:24:49
I wanted to write a pure clever sounding post so I bought a new thesaurus! It's terrible, but do you know what else, it's terrible!
11 Dec 2012 01:28:42
Named after Saurus 2012 (in liquidation)
Thesevco.
Apparently international.
10 Dec 2012 21:33:48
My cat died earlier this year - it fell in a blender and was liquidised but never properly died until October. However, we're having a birthday party for it all the same. I know it seems silly but we're doing it for sentimental reasons. We have a new cat and we gave it the same name, it sleeps in the same basket, and even wears the same collar. We kid on it's the same cat but we know it's not really. It just hurts too much to admit that the old cat is gone.
R.I.P. Tiddles. Long Live Tiddles.
Whit did ye make wae the auld cat?
omellit?
jus?
glue?
10 Dec 2012 22:25:34
Does anyone agree that Lee Griffith's would be good cheap option for January Sales or too much bother. Poor Man's Johnny Russell?. I think Good ability, pace and left sided.
Griffiths is an a**ehole wouldn't have him anywhere near a Celtic shirt {Ed007's Note - Remember he is still a Wolves player, that doesn't affect the a**ehole judgement though.}
When I was a kid my goldfish died. Without me knowing, my parents replaced the dead vertebrate cold blooded animal with a similar. I happily proceeded in blissful ignorance. I was duped. Blissful ignorance? But still a lie.
Those who knowingly prefer to live a lie rather than accept the truth are sad individuals who hold their personal integrity cheaply. It's not blissful, it's not ignorance.
There's something fishy about Green saying its the same club when he declared a failed CVA would be the end of the old club and its history.
11 Dec 2012 01:32:27
What story do you think he'll spin about new crest and kit (when that's eventually forced on him)? New beginning? Needs to be something cheesy that lot will lap up. {Ed007's Note - Sally will lay an egg on the centre circle and Craig Whyte (reptilian shapeshifter that he is) will hatch out of it in the new strip holding the title deeds above his head. They have believed things a lot more far fetched than that.}
@5) look mate don't dis we Craig (he's wee fat Craig but you wouldn't know it when he's next to Ally). He gets enough pelters over on sevco site. Put SDM in your story. Wee Craig will be the hero of it all eventually. They swallow anything. I'm sure Green will blame the enemies; SFA, SPL, Dundee Utd, Uefa, Nimmo-smith & QCs, channel 4, BBC, STV, steven Thompson, The Scotsman, rangerstaxcase, HMRC, D&P, Alex Thompson, phil mac..., Peter L, Forbes business magazine, PFA, employment tribunals, 67 former players, ............
When do they realise its Rangers who are the bad guys?
@5 Maybe Green will bring back the orange strip, that should keep them happy
Whit? Orange strip? The Dutch guys are all sueing!
10 Dec 2012 20:23:47
so thurs this wumin whos pregos wae triplits rite?
shes cashin hur giro in the govan post office wen a rocket comes in .....robberry goes rang n he shoots the burd 3 times in the belly .
much later she hiz 3 weans,
wean1 "maw a jist hid a tom tit n passed a bullit!
wean 2 same thing
wean 3 (hows it aewaeys the thurd wan?)
ma?
let me gues ye wur huvin a **** n oot came a bullit?
"naw a wiz huvin a **** n a shoat the dug!
Wis that Marvin's wee dug?
10 Dec 2012 19:54:41
67 players involved in legal action with Rangers
http://sport.stv.tv/football/205234-sixty-seven-players-take-legal-action-over-rangers-contract-transfer/
67 is the magic number.
Melb Bhoy
Sone Aluko, Kyle Lafferty and Jamie Ness have instigated their own employment tribunal citing constructive dismissal.
The TV news reported the 67 former Rangers Players are taking the action due to the transfer from oldco to newco. Wow did oldco have 67 then? Or is it really 67 EBT guys going back further?
Apparently they can get up to 90 days wages. That's £240k for one guy on £20k a week. Both oldco and newco liable.
Players being represented by PFA union.
A win shall force the SFAs hand in deciding regarding transfer monies being due to newco under TUPE being concluded. Players insisting they were free agents, as their contracts were with an old club and not Greens new club.
A win will set players up for 3 months compensation and retaining their own transfer deals post Old Rangers. The players will win and are on solid ground. Green knows this.
Whit? 67 players sayin its no the same club they signed up to and can therefore walk away and join another club?
So that's Green, Smith, other Directors, Jim Traynor, 67 players and others saying its not the same club?
The 67 could find their court actions are pointless and futile ..... "Rangers" are dead and you cant get blood out of a Zombie lol
67? That's six teams and Ally is manager. Anything to get him a chance of winning something? Has he won anything yet?
He gave the ex players a roasting when they refused to move across to the new club. 70% wage drops for nine months. Payback time.
Why should Imran Ahmed and Chico get all the dosh after the players selflessly gave it up? They didn't deserve Ally's tirade and they deserve some money back.
10 Dec 2012 19:50:45
Well i c that the club with the high morals and are being took to court by thier ex players none more so than that man of great integrity take a bow kyle uve played a blinder son now wheres youre pal magregor hiding
67 players plus Aluko, ness and Lafferty.
All for kissing the badge and live of the oldco and newco.
The main issue it's mostly against newco failures.
Score a result Kyle an dae the robot, dae the robot.
Green is contesting a Union, the professional footballers association (PFA) cannot represent the players. Some defence that lol.
This is exactly why players pay their dues to their union.
@3 to be fair most of them could not really be called footballers.
Read the PFA statement ya bunch of Hootennanny's. No players are involved in the action. P.O.B.
10 Dec 2012 16:37:11
here ed av jist came bak fae a funerul the day an auld pal died good sportsmin tae here he choked oan a tennis baw stuck in iz throat?
still it wiz a brill service ed!
whit?
10 Dec 2012 07:39:15
i know you all say you dont read the s*n ,but today in deidres photo casebook { i love that }the top one of 3 photos is a guy lying on the bed with a wee burd in her scanties. and i would swear to god and on my sainted mothers grave , it is tony watt. come on guys one of you must have the s*n , back me up on this.. shammy
Here shammy is that no wee sally lyin there tae?
Naw , his tits are the same size , but the hairs a different colour .. shammy
10 Dec 2012 14:12:11
Here that's my missus, so much for going Christmas shopping.
Ticman
So let me get this rite ticman ur you sayin yur rides ton y watt?
Great name ticman how much ye owe?
here a bet yur intae that wonga fur a monkey ur 3 eh?
10 Dec 2012 07:25:54
a banner at ibrokes ay the weekend caught my eye and made me think. GOOD START CHARLES , KEEP LISTENING . was that encouragement, was it congratulationS , was it harmless, no i think it was a threat . do what we say or else , pander to our deluded ideas and our chip on the shoulder attitude or you will be sorry. it must be hard for pinochio , he is a hardened business man who knows what he is doing is wrong , but if he doesn't ''LISTEN '' he knows he is ******.. shammy