23 Jul 2019 23:47:44
Andy Carroll? Free transfer, pay as u play, say £40k per game x 15 = £600k or if by some miracle he managed 30 games £1.2m. On his day he is a player and could teach Eddie and Bayo a thing or two.


1.) 24 Jul 2019
23 Jul 2019 23:55:13
I think he'd be a good shout, because he has something to prove, and where better to prove it? Really thought we might've had a look at Rondon before he moved to china too. There's quality to be had in this department. Git some!


2.) 24 Jul 2019
23 Jul 2019 23:57:25
Can’t imagine he’s come for pay as you player tbh he’d want to play regardless.


3.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 01:17:36
Rondon was on £70k per week at West Brom. Chinese wage is in the region of £250k per week. Sadly average established players like Rondon are well out of our wage bracket.


4.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 03:18:17
Or Eddie could teach him how to score a goal.


5.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 06:49:24
Or he could teach Eddie how to hold the ball up.


6.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 08:10:27
Mentioned Carroll early last week along with Juanfran from Atletico. If fit and not overplayed Carroll would destroy the spfl and help us hold up/ keep the ball in CL. Surely worth the enquiry.


7.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 08:11:41
The longer this window goes the worse the suggestions gets.


8.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 08:21:24
Teach Eddie to score goals?
Is someone going to teach Carroll to score them 1st?

In around 13 seasons as a professional footballer Carroll has never reached the 20 goals a season mark.
In his last 7 seasons he's scored 34 goals.

Eddy scored 23 last season and has scored 35 in the past 3 seasons.

Carroll teaching eddy nah don't think so.


9.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 08:32:15
To be fare kev nobody suggested that Carrol could teach eddy how to score goals, it was to hold up the ball. but your points on carrols goal scoring record are bang on! For me he’s just another overrated donkey who got the usual next superstar tag at Newcastle! Injury prone and frankly just ain’t good enough!


10.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 08:48:02
Every chance he could get injured during a training session. Anyway, Pay-as-you-play is great for someone who doesn't have bills to pay and is only looking to wind down their illustrious, wealthy career.


11.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 08:51:32
Carroll’s career trajectory isn’t that dissimilar to Suttons. Not that it’s gonni happen but if he was fit he would definitely be a quality addition to our squad. Hopefully Bayo comes good though.


12.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 08:56:10
Never mind his football ability he's never off the treatment table and he's to pricey anyway.


13.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 09:04:46
Oh! Andy Christmas Carol? It’s official. The world of Celtic has gone tonto.


14.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 09:21:49
LH86 to be fair your talking mince.
If your going to disagree what people said I think you should read ALL the comments as Philtim88 did say he could teach eddy to score.

Fergus his career is nothing like big suttons.
Norwich he was a regular, Blackburn he was a regular and Celtic he was a regular. Title winner at both Celtic and Blackburn.
Only Chelsea did he had a poor time and that was nothing to do with being constantly injured.


15.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 09:23:37
Sorry to both philtim 88 and to LH86 is was myself that read the post wrong and both of you's were right.


16.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 11:09:02
Haha not a problem kev! Wasn’t having a go, just thought u had picked it up wrong. like I said, Carrol ain’t good enough IMO and his goal return is rotten!


17.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 12:40:54
I do think if he could stay fit he plays a certain role that not many player can do now a days but there is no point bringing I a player that can't only play 15-20 games a season when we play over 60 games a season.


18.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 12:50:43
Carroll? Why would we waste money on a player who is always injured, even on pay-as-you-play. We need someone who can score goals and will be here when Edouard goes next Summer.


19.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 12:52:10
Definite no from me, even if it was a pay as you play, when he's not playing we would still have to pay for his medical bills! Don't understand why people want us to buy injury prone players like him and McCarthy then moan that rogic is always injured!


20.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 13:39:09
Guys big Andy Crock is not an option. Period.


21.) 24 Jul 2019
24 Jul 2019 17:16:29
Dear oh Dear Andy Carroll honestly lads I mean a rumour site yes but that is laughable. Hope you are well ED and managing to keep going during this window I would honestly hate to see you give up what you do but god I can see why you question all this at times.

Keep up the good work

The Happy Turnkey.

{Ed007's Note - Cheers mate, it's nice to hear from you 👍