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10 Jan 2018 09:58:00
I have a mate who has relatives in Italy and all the talk in the papers this week is Dembele to AC Milan on loan.

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10 Jan 2018 10:42:54
UJ, you have surpassed even yourself with that post. Why on earth would we loan him to anyone?
By the way, I have a mate who has a friend who works as a taxi driver and all the talk in the cab office is your club is utter shiyte. lol HH.

10 Jan 2018 10:44:09
And by the way, the Dembele AC Milan are interested in (apparently) is the lad at Spurs with the same name. lol HH.

10 Jan 2018 11:02:34
ha ha ha UJ has now been exposed as "Hoopy1888" lol.

10 Jan 2018 12:39:37
Aye an av heard far an impeccable source that the buffallos going to real Madrid.

10 Jan 2018 12:56:45
Sorry, have I missed something? Is this not a Rumours page?
@bob - I know my Dembele from my Dembele, you obviously had to carry out an internet search to check my story 🤣
@timalloy - nobody will beat Hoopy88 for stories on here unless we take into account your alter ego Jackanory 😂🤣😂.

10 Jan 2018 13:14:19
Mally that'll be on a paid for stadium tour! lol HH.

10 Jan 2018 14:13:02
Aye UJ, you know nothing about our club. I didn't have to do any internet search by the way, I read about it a couple of days ago so stick that in your dirty Sevvy pipe and smoke it lol HH.

10 Jan 2018 15:05:56
io abito a Roma e sono veramente grato a UJ per questo informazione perché non ho letto i giornali questa settemana. Ma come sto qui da 1990 e ho tantissimi amici che sanno che sono un tifoso di Celtic sono un po' arrabbiato che nessuno di loro mi aveva detto qualcosa, incluso un buon amico, tifoso di Milan.

10 Jan 2018 15:12:08
Yes UJ, you have missed lots of things, but don't apologise for that, we know you are a bit thick.

On loan. so funny.

10 Jan 2018 15:42:24
@digibanger, be fair, loans is all UJ knows about lol.

10 Jan 2018 16:13:47
loan? hahaha.

10 Jan 2018 16:59:59
How would Union Jack have a mate that lives in Italy .
Are you sure U J that your mate didn't die and it is someone else who lives in his address.

10 Jan 2018 22:45:57
@donjim - if I've translated you correctly then you've confirmed my mate is telling the truth? 👍.

10 Jan 2018 23:02:57
aye donjim me and jfp were just saying the same in italian too, he wanted the pizza but i preferred the spag bol.

11 Jan 2018 00:05:19
Uj I would be very surprised if you translated me as I wrote in Italian and not Brazilian. I was just saying that I have lived in Rome since 1990 and I was very grateful to UJ for keeping me up to date with what's in The Italian newspapers. You don't by any chance call your mate Mike Wazowski?

11 Jan 2018 10:20:27
As we say in the east end of Glasgow

CLAMPED!

11 Jan 2018 17:10:14
Dojim can me and JB67 have the minestrone soup as a starter and the penne carbonara fur a main wae the jelly and ice cream. Liquidated please AGAIN? PS: Give my regards to Frankie and Benny.

12 Jan 2018 10:25:59
The only possibility of getting the jelly and ice cream before it's liquidated would be to order it in Brazilian from Amazon Prime next day delivery. Was with Benny just before Christmas and he is looking really well all things considered and as for Frankie he thanks you for your kind regards but is still a little saddened by the fact that Scotland didn't vote for independence. He was saying to me if only you had voted independence UJ would have to change his name to "The man with no name" as without the union there would be no union jack.







 

 

 
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