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16 Apr 2018 11:51:10
Here my Team for Hibs

Peterbhoy in goals as sorting officer he is rubbish with his hands 😝

Old man Chris, Jim Tim, Jungle Jim and Malika ( no pace between them

Jb67, Welshy, magic pole and Johnnymac in the middle (sometimes rat arsed and crabbit) so no comms between them

And me and Ed up front because the two of us could never score

If we are getting trounced bring on Kev83 because he can play a bit

Come on the Hibees, catch the zombies and we get to turn them over the following week for the party πŸ’ƒ they never wanted πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ€πŸ€πŸ˜.

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16 Apr 2018 13:47:23

How old you got me down as big man? Those three are all 60+ aren't they?

16 Apr 2018 14:14:15
I was going to put Timalloy JT but am happy to get trounced not HORSEd lol.

16 Apr 2018 14:42:10
Would 'Walk' the League and never lie-doon to anybody - 5 mins each way with an hour break at HT and a massage from big Hayley.

16 Apr 2018 15:04:57
I can make my way to centre circle and literally lie doon! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚β˜˜οΈ.

16 Apr 2018 15:47:18
Don’t put me in Jamie, I would feck everything up by driving us in to a win helped in no small part by my own astonishing hat trick.

Put me on the bench, it’s too risky otherwise. :)

16 Apr 2018 16:13:48
Yes Jim Tim we are all over 60 but we need some legs in the middle of the park and that's you. Being serious, the way Brown played yesterday he could play for another 5 years. Super player. I honestly thought he was gone 3 seasons ago. Better than ever now. N'tcham is benefiting from being alongside him. What will we do when Brown goes? Dread to think.

{Ed007's Note - Remember I've only got one leg - and no Winston jokes!}

16 Apr 2018 16:23:06
@Jamiebhoy I will lay odds on your team, oh and by the way, any jokes on here must be approved by myself. "Horsed" do you want a "Turf War" or me "nagging" you ( NAGGING I said jamiebhoy lol) or I may have to put you "out to grass" ha ha.

16 Apr 2018 17:22:01
I've got a FURLONG to go to catch up with you Timbo :-P.

16 Apr 2018 18:33:49
I’m totally gutted at not to be picked for the banter page Sellick select just because I’ve been too pished to text properly on the live chat once or twice disnae mean ah should be drapped! ☘️.

16 Apr 2018 18:38:29
Football brain makes up for the lack of speed and stamina, but I would be worried that in the back four the brin like the legs would be over worked particularly down the right flank, could well need substituted during the warm up.

16 Apr 2018 19:07:56
Try your luck asking to play a half time game of 5s at broonys testimonial 😁.

16 Apr 2018 20:58:51
Jamie: that is Class mate: HOWEVER:

You forgot to add this stat that the player position should be based on WAIST SIZE.

so the formation would now be
11-0-0 .



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