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29 Dec 2016 08:45:35
Morning Lads, usually do this every yr so would like to ask, if money was no object which one player would you sign for us, for yrs it was modric for me, but this yr i've gone for coutinho, think this guy is an absolute baller, looking forward to your replies, Whos your player Ed, i know youve replied before to said question, though can't remember your player?

{Ed007's Note - I don't know who I picked before and I was tempted to go for a 'keeper but I'll plump for Mario Gotze.}

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29 Dec 2016 13:57:14
If i could reincarnate cilla black id have her in the centre of defence! Would love that wee hot head there so she could bully poey garner. on ah serious note. that aubameyang fae dortmund. think he is ah class act



29 Dec 2016 14:07:43
For me it would have to be joe garner! The way he runs about like a maniac barging into people and giving away countless fouls while scoring very little goals really impresses me! 😂😂😝😝😝😝 apart from that I would go for luis Suarez! Bit of a nutter but for me the best striker in Europe!

29 Dec 2016 14:13:29
I'd probably go for Barry McKay ( but doubt we could afford the fee or the wages, plus he wouldn't even consider taking the step down to us from the mighty The Rangers 1974567334 Inc.

So beyond that I'd say ( for us right now ) Ronaldo due to his assists, aerial threat, goals, athleticism, and arrogance ( and the fact that he would be man marked by anout 4 players ) thus opening up space for mikael lustig to make a bid for the golden boot.

29 Dec 2016 14:15:06
It would have to be Gareth Bale. how exciting would that be to see him in our beloved Hoops.
best player on the planet. £500m
best football boots. £300.
Being a Celtic fan. Priceless


29 Dec 2016 14:38:29
Bale is pure athlete and total handful but I reckon Coutinho would be immense in our current team, desperate to have him back in my fantasy football team. We can but dream, If he was a bit younger I would love the athleticism and grace of a vintage Kris Boyd, be like Larsson but better hahahahahaha!

29 Dec 2016 14:46:54
I would love Hummels great leader and can't remember last time we had a German in our ranks.

29 Dec 2016 15:45:33
Kante for me, what an engine and with broony would be amazing.

Only because Lee mcculloch has retired 🤐.

29 Dec 2016 16:03:50
a young lubo moravcik.

29 Dec 2016 16:06:43
I would go for Iniesta, a total joy to watch.

29 Dec 2016 17:01:41
What about hinkel tompo he was a German international and done us a good turn! Would have to be busquets or Griezmann for me.

29 Dec 2016 16:59:09
Joey Barton, he would be a class apart in our league. He would walk it. And he's a Celtic fan!

29 Dec 2016 18:05:45
Haha good 1 island.

29 Dec 2016 18:34:01
Kevin De Brounye.

29 Dec 2016 19:24:36
Diego Costa. Total dick but an amazing footballer.

29 Dec 2016 21:07:19
Naka. STILL capable of the sublime.

30 Dec 2016 00:20:19
Mkhitaryan for me, such an under rated player so much creativity and goals in him too such a selfless team player. Was always surprised a big club didn't go for him sooner.

30 Dec 2016 10:39:05
Tommy burns for me I know he is up with the rest of the legends now but if we could reincarnate then he would be my choice rip tommy.

30 Dec 2016 12:25:31
Dembele from spurs or Dortmund , preferably both, just to annoy the commentator's 😅.



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